effing metal friday
Hey, hey, Fistertados. I’m glad (and relieved) to see everyone is still visiting everyday, even with my visible absence as of late. I’ve been hunkered down in the [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Fourth of July Edition!
Fourth of July! Happy Birthday ‘Merica! What could be more patriotic than Kate Upton licking a Fister Bomb Pop and a bunch of metal videos, fireworks fails, and hot [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: 12 Foot Ninja Edition!
Australia has more to offer than a country built for criminals and Flight of the Conchords haters – I give you Twelve Foot Ninja. This comic book-loving, non-spider [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Mastodon Edition
You probably know that Atlanta’s best kept secret, Mastodon, have a new album releasing on June 24, called ‘Once More ‘Round the Sun’. After [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Controversy Edition, Part I
Happy Friday the 13th! For today’s Effing Metal Friday we’re going to look at some of metal’s biggest, weirdest, or lamest controversies. Put a bunch of [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Metal Matt Takes over! ‘Scream or Clean?’ Edition
What’s up everybody, Metal Matt back again for my second official EMF. This time I’m going to do something a little different. This week we have a theme/list of my top 5 [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Spandex Edition 5.30.14
Oh, don’t roll your eyes at me. Every metal head I know loved them some cheesy hair metal back in the day. Listen, man, this is a judgement-free zone. I listened to [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 5.23.14
Effing Metal Friday: An alternative metal experience for those not inclined to punch themselves blind at Cattle Decapitation concerts. Now, here’s your moment of [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 5.16.14
Happy Effing Metal Friday, kids. It’s been kind of slow this week here at Left Hand Horror. I’ve tried to post more new and retro film reviews, and that part of [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 5.9.14
Another week under our belts; I hope it was a good one for y’all. Things are great (and busy) over here at Left Hand Horror. How could it not with all the new metal [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: F*ck My Life Edition 5.2.14
Another EMF is upon us. Let’s take a little time to enjoy some gut-wrenching metal. Gone through days without talkingThere is a comfort in silenceSo used to losing all [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Retro Heavy Metal Videos 4.25.14
I cut my metal teeth on the 70s and 80s and I wouldn’t change a thing about it. I grew up in a home where my parents listened to Kenny Rogers, Jim Neighbors, The [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 4.18.14
No editorial today, just blast some metal. Enjoy! [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! “Assh*le” Edition 4.11.14
Limp ham-obsessed assholes. Women? Definitely assholes. Redneck assholes. Interplanetary assholes. The broken-hearted? HUGE assholes. Crimean? You guessed it. Old school [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 4.4.14
Spring is finally here, which means we can now listen to metal outside. So, get to it. [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! Psychic Vampires Edition 2.28.14
I’m no expert on psychic vampires, no wait, I’m a certified fucking expert on the subject. I was well aware of these life-draining assholes before my now infamous [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 2.21.14
Happy Effing Metal Friday, kids. I chose Iron Maiden’s iconic poster boy, Eddie, for today’s main image. I mention him this week because I had a dream about him [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 2.14.14
Here it comes, kids, the end of another week, and right in time for another Effing Metal Friday. It’s Valentine’s Day, so you must be stoked if you’re a [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 2.7.14
Hey, kids, what’s going on out there? It’s been a slow week on my end. I’ve been hard at playing the X1, watching horror flicks, drinking Hopslam after [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Songs in the Key of Fury 1.31.14
Thanks to today’s theme suggestion from our fan, Kevin Youngstown. Kevin, you win absolutely nothing, but your name will show up in a Google search now. I don’t [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! Freeze Out Edition! 1.24.14
I’m freezing my nuts off this winter! I moved back to Kentucky from Central Illinois, “Antarctica Junior” more or less. I just looked at my phone and [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 1.10.14
Happy Friday, kids. Welcome back to another round of EFFING METAL FRIDAY! So, my latest obsessions are Twelve Foot Ninja and Suicide Silence. I listen to XM Radio a lot while [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 1.3.14
Painted Skull by Icecoldart The first Friday of the new year is a snowy mess here in the Bluegrass. I can only assume your Friday is much better…and warmer. As 2014 [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! “Best of” 2013 Preview 12.27.13
2013, you were a good one. You gave us much good AND bad, including, but not limited to: Twerking Cheesy Blasters Kimye The Red Wedding The end of Breaking Bad Batfleck [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 11.15.13
I suck. I’ve been a little stressed from some personal trauma since late October and Left Hand Horror has suffered from it. Sorry. I’m back to my old habits and [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 11.8.13
No commentary this week except November suuuuuuucks. Now through February is the worst. Barnes sure has a way with words. I played this cassette until it literally broke. I [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 11.1.13 Post-Halloween Depression Edition
November 1st, really? How did the most sacred of months vanish so quickly? In protest, I’ll still light the Jack-o-Lantern perched atop of my entertainment center all [...]
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