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Get Familiar with “The Under Belly of NOLA” & “American Horror Story: Coven” in This Featurette

October 6, 2013 // 0 Comments

New Orleans is home to innumerable dark tales that simmer this cultural boiling pot. Somewhere between the history of witches, slaves, and Voodoo, American Horror Story: [...]

New “American Horror Story: Coven” Teaser isn’t for Ophidiophobia Sufferers

September 17, 2013 // 0 Comments

Ugh. Now that’s an effective teaser trailer. One could draw parallels of internalizing evil and this new snake-swallowing trailer, but I’m sure it’s just [...]

New “American Horror Story: Coven” Promo is a Prick

September 13, 2013 // 1 Comment

Whoa. Not only is the teaser volume down from AHS: Asylum, but those teasers were complete bullshit. If they contained many clues, I’ve obviously forgotten. Even the [...]

Up Next on the “American Horror Story: Coven” Premeire – “Bitchcraft”

September 11, 2013 // 0 Comments

You might have shared my excitement yesterday when the 6th teaser landed, providing a glimpse of the cast and potential for all things evil. Today, AHS is back with plot [...]

“American Horror Story: Coven” Teaser # 6 – Initiation

September 10, 2013 // 2 Comments

Now this is a teaser. 10/9/13… “Over 300 years have passed since the turbulent days of the Salem witch trials and those who managed to escape are now facing [...]

‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Gets Satanic with Baphomet Artwork

September 7, 2013 // 2 Comments

The Baphomet is a very polarizing sigil. Supposedly dating back to the 11th century, Baphomet was rumored to be the name of a deity the Knights Templar worshiped. If [...]

New ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Promo – Fister Roboto Unable to Provide Clever Pun

September 5, 2013 // 0 Comments

I can tell by that low hanging sun that fall is nearly here, and with it comes another new teaser for American Horror Story: Coven. The third season starts on October 9th and [...]

“American Horror Story: Coven” Proves Pointless Teasers are Still Awesome

August 15, 2013 // 1 Comment

Am I wrong? Are you not here just to see this glorious nonsense? I rest my case. Enjoy, kids, I’m sure there’s about 20 more on the way. The third season of [...]

“American Horror Story: Coven” Teaser #2 – Piercing Culture Gone too Far?

August 7, 2013 // 0 Comments

As predicted about this time yesterday, here is another official teaser. What did we learn? Nothing, but that’s cool. Let’s just assume the life-sized voodoo doll [...]

The First “American Horror Story: Coven” Teaser Invites Us to The House of the Rising Sun

August 6, 2013 // 0 Comments

There is a house in New Orleans…. the haunting lyrics of The Animals’ The House of the Rising Sun paints an eerie and appropriate image of things to come. If you [...]

New ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Details Emerge

August 2, 2013 // 0 Comments

American Horror Story producer, Tim Minear, was responsible for several horror boners when he unveiled new details about the third season of AHS: Coven today. Speaking at the [...]

Fister Roboto Wishes You a Happy Birthday, ‘Merica!

July 4, 2013 // 2 Comments

Yo, yo, yo, ‘Merica! They say it yo’ burfday! *ahem* Sorry. Hello, America, looks like it’s time for another birthday. I didn’t get you a card, but I [...]