Televison Reviews
Ever wondered how it would look if AMC’s The Walking Dead was filmed in the 90’s? We don’t have to wonder [...]
The Walking Dead S3E12 “Clear” Recap
If nothing else, what a refreshing week of not having to deal with Andrea. Fans of the more action oriented episodes will undoubtedly find tonight’s episode Clear, to [...]
The Walking Dead S3E11 ‘I Ain’t a Judas’ Recap
You know how reality has just bitch slapped you? Carl, the kid that wouldn’t stay in the house, is the voice of reason. Tonight’s episode I Ain’t a Judas [...]
The Walking Dead S3E10 “Home” Recap
The group debates the next step; Rick searches for a lost friend; Daryl and Merle question their choices; the Governor restores order. Before you rush to judgement on this [...]
The Walking Dead S3E9 “The Suicide King” Recap
After the invasion of Woodbury by Rick’s group, Daryl and Merle are captured by The Governor. Rick decides the fate of Tyreese’s group. Well, Rick Grimes, you’re [...]
Warm Bodies (2012) Movie Review
Written & Directed by Jonathan Levine Based on the novel by Isaac Marion Starring: Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer, and John Malkovich After R (a highly unusual zombie) [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum ‘Madness Ends’ S2E13 Seson Finale Review
Tonight’s Lana-centric finale wrapped up the remaining storylines with certainty – a large improvement from the first season’s ambiguous final moments. The [...]
Archer S4E1 “Fugue and Riffs” Review
CONTAINS SPOILERS Thursday just became cool again! Welcome back, Duchess! Oh, how we’ve missed you. The last time we saw the beloved ISIS, they were up to their asses [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum S2E12 ‘Continuum’ Review
SPOILERS Wow. Talk about disjointed. This episode contained some essential fill-in-the-blanks moments, but if anything, this was the weakest episode of the season. 1967: The [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum S2E11 ‘Spilt Milk’ Recap
Ah, a milk pun, hooray! Tonight began with a solemn Bloody Face Jr. at home with a big bowl of weed. A knock on the door introduces us to “Pandora“, a triple D [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum S2E10 ‘The Name Game’ Recap
SPOILERS Be on the look out for a season three clue! Thanks for the tip, Dummypants! Being a horror addict, I see a lot of crazy shit. Sometimes I’m immune to it, once [...]
Dexter S7E12 ‘Suprise Motherf*cker!’ Season Finale Recap
SPOILERS Fine. Doakes was only alive in my dreams. Still, it made us all think didn’t it? Surprise, Motherfucker! was aptly titled, surprising us in ways we [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum S2E9 ‘The Coat Hanger’ Recap
SPOILERS 2012 A fidgety, scruffy man named Johnny Morgan arrives at his therapy appointment, seeking to curb compulsions. Even as a child he had scary impulses, not the [...]
Dexter S7E11 “Do You See What I See?” Recap [Doake’s on You, Mother F*cker!]
The darkly smiling Dexter gods have shined down on us once more, sending me to bed with visions of sugar plums and plastic wrap for a long winter’s nap. Which is cool [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum S2E8 “Unholy Night” Recap
SPOILER Our favorite secular Christmas songs seemed rather eerie tonight, playing softly under the revelations of Unholy Night. Briarcliff was treated to Ian McShane as the [...]
The Walking Dead S3E8 ‘Made to Suffer’ Recap
SPOILERS Was there a better way to end the mid-season finale than with the Dixon Brothers ready to throw down in the Zombie Thunderdome? Nope. The trauma and tragedy are set [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum S2E7 ‘Dark Cousin’ Recap
SPOILERS Frances Conroy (yay!) is back after her role as the guilty maid, Moira, in the first season. This time around she portrays a curious character named Shahad, but you [...]
The Walking Dead S3E7 ‘When the Dead Come Knocking’ Recap
Wow. One episode away from the mid-season finale…how quickly good writing moves. Tonight was a big night, one that pushes the inevitable showdown between the prison and [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum S2E6 ‘The Origins of Monstrosity’ Recap
SPOILERS Now that was a fantastic episode of origins. I’m a sucker for colorful back stories, so I was eating out of their hands. This week plunged deep into some [...]
Thankskilling (2009) Movie Review
Directed by Jordan Downey Written by Jordan Downey and Kevin Stewart Starring: Lance Predmore, Ryan E. Francis, and Lindsey Anderson A homicidal turkey axes off college kids [...]
Dexter S7E9 ‘Helter Skelter’ Sneak Peek
Let’s hope the title isn’t better than the episode. Spoiler alert: LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT. The Deb ❤ Dexter arc is the most ridiculous [...]
The Walking Dead S3E6 ‘Hounded’ Recap
Hounded was a great title for tonight’s episode. I would have also accepted “Hello, Rick? This is crazy, do you accept the charges?” or maybe even [...]
The Walking Dead S3E5 “Say the Word” Recap
RIP, T-Dog, we hardly knew ye. Literally. Did you have a back story? SPOILERS Oh, so the Governor has a walker daughter. That explains so much. It’s surely the act of a [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum 2.04 “I Am Anne Frank: Part 1” Recap
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com SPOILERS The arrival of a mysterious woman after a bar brawl raises some interesting questions. Stuck in her involuntary [...]
The Walking Dead Episode S3E4 “Killer Within” aka “Labor Effing Pains”
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Dammer hammer, Walking Dead. This is what we get in the early fourth episode? The show’s mid-points haven’t been [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum 2.03 “Nor’easter” Recap
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Spoilers First, just let me say that Sister Satan Mary Eunice might be the best character this show has busted out thus far. [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum 2.02 “Tricks and Treats” Recap
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Spoilers What a night for horror. The show’s second Halloween-themed episode plunges deep into the power of Satan with [...]
The Walking Dead S3E2 ‘Sick’ Recap
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Recap = spoilers There really isn’t a kick back and relax moment enjoyed on The Walking Dead these days. After securing [...]
WTF American Horror Story: Asylum? Making Sense of the New Season Debut
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Has everyone had time to rewatch this and actually sleep yet? If you haven’t, be prepared for spoiler city. Like [...]
American Horror Story: Asylum ‘Welcome to Briarcliff’ Episode Recap
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by Bradley Buecker Written by Tim Minear Minor spoilers Before I even forget – Pepper is six kinds of fucked [...]
‘The Walking Dead’ Season 3 Premiere: Most Beheadings Ever
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Spoilers, y’all. The Walking Dead was at its bloodiest best tonight – right out of the blood-soaked gates. [...]
Supernatural Season 8 Episode 2 Recap ‘What’s up, Tiger Mommy?
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Forced mother and son tattoos, more magic bones, and a cheesy crime-drama score help this bad ass show succeed wildly. [...]
Dexter Season 7 Episode 2 ‘Sunshine and Frosty Swirl’ Reivew
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com All things considered, I think most people would run outside and barf if they just learned their sibling was a prolific [...]
Supernatural Season 8 “We Need to Talk About Kevin” Review
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Fresh out of Purgatory, which looks just like the Canadian wilderness btw, Dean is back from the Netherlands. If you kept up [...]
Dexter Season Seven “Are you…?” Review
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Busted! If you forgot what happened in last season’s cliffhanger, Deb walked in on her (literally) beloved brother [...]
Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween is Coming…
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com That’s right kids, don’t think I’m not anxiously aware of October 1st on the horizon. When October hits, so [...]
The Revenant (2009) Movie Review
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed by D. Kerry Prior Starring: David Anders, Chris Wylde, and Annie Abbott In Los Angeles, a fallen [...]
Rando Buffy Reviews: “Once More with Feeling”
Season Six Written & Directed by Joss Whedon Let me first mention that I’m not a huge fan of musicals. Loving Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story does not [...]
Arrested Development Season Four Snags John Slattery!
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Sometimes people like myself, you know, the bloggers and internet nuisances of the world, can say hurtful things about movies, [...]
House (1977) Movie Review
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Chiho Katsura Starring: Kimiko Ikegami, Miki Jinbo and Kumiko Ohba When Oshare finds out that her Father’s [...]
Shows You Should All Be Watching – Part 1: Louie
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I love summer. I agree that 100 degree days combined with our creepy Asian ice cream truck driver isn’t really selling it [...]
Arrested Development Started Shooting Today 8/7/12!
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Even horror fanatics do something besides watch and review horror flicks – my other love is comedy, and this type of news [...]
DANGER ZONE: Archer & Bob’s Burgers to Crossover for Season Four
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com If you think I’m bullshitting you – you are so wrong. I would never joke about my beloved Archer or Bob’s [...]
True Blood Recap: Season 5 Episode 2 ‘Authority Always Wins’
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com What’s more annoying than Tara? Vampire Tara. It looks like Pam’s siring took, and now we have the show’s most [...]
Mad Men Season Five Finale: “The Phantom” Recap
Article by Mrs. Roboto of lefthandhorror.com If the theory is true that Season 5’s Mad Men is following the track listing of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club [...]
True Blood Season Five “Turn, Turn, Turn” Review
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Spoilers. Be warned. “I’m a gay Vampire-American, and I love you, Jason Stackhouse.” True Blood is such a good [...]
Holliston Pilot Episode “The Hooker” Review
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com A FEAR.net original series airing Tuesdays at 10:30 p.m. EST Created by Adam Green Starring Adam Green, Joe Lynch, Laura Ortiz, [...]
Fister’s Sunday Courtesy: Game of Thrones “The North Remembers” Recap
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I get to work on Monday and want to start the Game of Thrones talk. Half of the people I work with tell me they were really [...]
The Devil’s Rejects Bloopers
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Well, it’s midnight again and I’ve consulted my Ouija board for article ideas. After several requests for [...]
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil “Todd the Metal God” Review
Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com A stoner metalhead named Todd Smith, his crushee Jenny, his best friend Curtis, and the geeky Hannah, search their high school [...]
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