Televison Reviews
Taika Waititi and Jermaine Clement, the ghoulish co-stars, co-writers, and directors of the mostly under the radar 2014 film, What We Do in the Shadows, has landed at FX! [...]
‘All Cheerleaders Die’ Movie is Shocking Sexy Fun!
All Cheerleader Die is the result of filmmakers, Lucky McKee and Chris Sivertson, remaking their own low/no-budget horror film of the same name. Although I haven’t [...]
‘Rapture-Palooza’ Movie Review: Anal Sex, The Antichrist, and Lawn Care
Rapture-Palooza is a bizarre, offensive, and hilarious film about those left behind after the Rapture. If that sentence gives you pause, you might want to skip this one. [...]
‘The Flowers of Fantastico’ Episode 6 Review: “I am Bisexual”
It looks like “lesbionic muff-muncher”, Bette Jensen, has Tara under her spell. After spending the night with Bette, Tara can barely stop day dreaming long [...]
‘All Cheerleaders Die’ Invokes the Ironic Kind of School Spirit
RLJ/Image Entertainment will be releasing ALL CHEERLEADERS DIE on VOD on May 8th and in theaters on June 13th. The film stars Caitlin Stasey, Sianoa Smit-McPhee, Brooke [...]
‘The Flowers of Fantastico’ Episode 5 Review: Tara goes to the stage door for “Anne Frank Visits Japan”
Continually lovelorn Tara confronts Bette Jensen and sparks fly…sexy sparks! Billy is left in awkward phone hold limbo! Red catsuits for everyone! Tara rushes to the [...]
‘The Flowers of Fantastico’ Episode 3: “Billi Stardust” Review
Tara, Gary, and Billi do some research on the credits in The Flowers of Fantastico, at the same time a mysterious figure makes an unsettling discovery. Gary’s [...]
‘The Flowers of Fantastico’ Episode 2 “Inside a Vending Machine” Review
“Cinnamon..bun..mmm, fiuffernutter..” Still glued to the mysterious VHS tape, Tara a Billy tilt their collective heads like dogs attempting to understand Kanye as [...]
‘The Flowers of Fantastico Episode 1’ – “Tara Finds a VHS Tape” Review
When perpetually lovelorn Tara and her gay bff Gary discover a mysterious VHS Tape in a 30-year-old vending machine, they uncover a dark secret that will change their lives [...]
‘The Walking Dead’ S4E8 “Too Far Gone” Review
SPOILERS Have you ever screamed at your television, red-faced and demanding vengeance? If you’ve watched more than six episodes of The Walking Dead, that scenario is [...]
‘The Walking Dead’ S4E7 “Dead Weight” Review
Spoilers “You can’t think forever. Sooner or later, you gotta make a move.” True words of wisdom from The Governor, aka “Brian Heriot”, aka [...]
‘American Horror Story: Coven’ S3E7 “The Dead” Review
Recently revived witch, Madison Montgomery, kicked off last night’s episode with a generational speech that revealed much about the under/over-stimulated actress. Even [...]
‘The Walking Dead’ S4E6 “Live Bait” Review
Whoa. Did The Governor just become legit with a fist bump? In all seriousness, tonight’s Phillip-centric episode was a somber work of brilliance. Separated from his [...]
‘The Walking Dead’ S4E5 “Internment” Episode Review & Ep 6 Promo “Live Bait”
SPOILERS Before we dig into Hershel, the hero this prison and band of survivors deserve, let’s start with the last scene’s big reveal. The prison is in its worst [...]
‘American Horror Story: Coven’ S3E5 “Burn, Witch, Burn” Review
Zoe hasn’t exactly sold me this season, but after last night, I think the balance has shifted. Burn, Witch, Burn is the series’ Army of Darkness moment. [...]
‘The Walking Dead’ Episode 4.03, ‘Infected’ Review: A Killer Revealed
Everyone that reads The Walking Dead knows the show doesn’t share the same linear path. Things are added, removed, rearranged; but every comic reader saw the beginnings [...]
‘The Walking Dead’ Episode 4.02, ‘Infected’ Review: Enemy Within?
SO many spoilers The Walking Dead dangled a literal mouse to entice us/walkers tonight. A shadowed figure approached the prison gate and enticed the walkers outside with a [...]
American Horror Story: Coven ‘Boy Parts’ S3E02 Review
Frankenstein monsters, resurrection, immortality, necromancy; these are my people. AHS cast the bones for a hugely successful second episode tonight. I adore the 99% [...]
The Walking Dead Episode 4.01, “30 Days Without an Accident” Review
Rick and the group are as close to an ideal life as possible at the prison. Will they be able to hold on to humanity in the face of a new evil? Written by Scott Gimple and [...]
“American Horror Story: Coven” Season Premiere “Bitchcraft” Review
A young girl, Zoe (Taissa Farmiga), is shattered to discover she possesses a strange genetic affliction tracing back to the dark days of Salem. Zoe is whisked away to Miss [...]
“Insane in the Samhain” 2013: 31 Days of Horror!
October 1st! I can hardly believe this is the last day of September, but time travels quickly at Fall’s first signs. October is my favorite month of the year. Being a [...]
Marvel & ABC Win Big with “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D”
Fine, I’m willing to admit I thought this show had a great chance of sinking like Namor drunk on Jager Bombs. I’m a lifelong comic book reader and collector, so, [...]
“Sleepy Hollow” S1E2 Episode Review “Blood Moon”
Dear, Sleepy Hollow, it’s not me – it’s you. I’m giving you one more week to treat me better or I’m ass out. Fox seems to be the only ones left [...]
Guillermo del Toro Meets The Simpsons for “Treehouse of Horror XXIV”!
It isn’t discussed at lot here at Left Hand Horror, but I’m a huge fan of The Simpsons and I have been since day one. How big? I bought every single figure and [...]
“Sleepy Hollow” S1.01 Pilot Review
SPOILERS Fans of the supernatural and dark fantasy have it made at the moment. True Blood, American Horror Story, Supernatural, Grimm; these are just a drop in the dark [...]
Fister Rolls Out the Red Carpet for September
“But when fall comes, kicking summer out on its treacherous ass as it always does one day sometime after the midpoint of September, it stays awhile like an old friend [...]
True Blood “Radioactive” Season Finale Review
Just when you think there isn’t a formerly cool show worse than Dexter, True Blood Season Six shook its tits into our lives. Maypoles? Wtf, True Blood. My biggest issue [...]
Dexter S8E5 ‘This Little Piggy’ Review: Stop Giving Quinn a Subplot
SPOILERS Maybe I’m a stickler for informed closure, but is everyone convinced Yates was The Brain Surgeon? I thought they just proved he was a shoe person with mother [...]
Fister Interview with ‘The Ghastly Love of Johnny X’ Director, Paul Bunnell
Paul Bunnell is the director behind a post-modern, sci-fi/greaser hit, The Ghastly Love of Johnny X. This film has has been well-received among fans and critics and serves as [...]
Dexter S8E04 ‘Scar Tissue’ Review: Discord for Dex & Deb
Another strong episode for Dexter tonight. I’ll try to stay as spoiler-free as possible. We saw some major meltdowns tonight, proving to raise the stakes considerably. [...]
Dexter S8E03 ‘What’s Eating Dexter Morgan?’ Review
SPOILERS Dexter seamlessly segues into its second solid episode of the season. I’m willing to forgive the shaky season opener if they keep on track. Dexter is doing [...]
Dexter S8E02 ‘Every Silver Lining’ Review
SPOILERS I’ll be damned if Dexter didn’t do a 180° from this time last Sunday. There could be life in this Dr. Vogel thing after all. Tonight explored minor [...]
Dexter S8E01 ‘ A Beautiful Day’ Review: How Showtime Killed a Once Great Killer
SPOILERS Everyone has their thoughts on what will happen to our beloved Dexter Morgan in the last season. I don’t have insider information, but I know he dies. Anyone [...]
‘True Blood’ S6E1 ‘Who Are You, Really?’ Review
Who are you, really, True Blood? You sure as hell aren’t the fun, clever, trashy show that used to be. You can’t blame such a terrible shift solely on the loss of [...]
Kenny Effing Powers is Back: Eastbound & Down Season 4 Teaser
Sunday, September 29th might be a date of redemption for HBO. You see, they destroyed Kenny fuckin Powers for all intents and purposes last season. I didn’t even know [...]
‘Satan’s School for Girls’ Television Movie Review
Directed by David Lowell Rich Written by Arthur A. Ross Starring: Pamela Franklin, Kate Jackson, and Lloyd Bochner A young woman investigating her sister’s suicide at a [...]
Bates Motel S1E7 ‘The Man in Number 9’ Review
Spoilers After an unbelievable turn of events, the Bates find their free pass in the form of the Sheriff who instructs the damaged family on just “how” his deputy [...]
‘Hemlock Grove’ Season One Review: Like Sippin’ on Cristal at the Trailer Park
A teenage girl is brutally murdered, sparking a hunt for her killer. But in a town where everyone hides a secret, will they find the monster among them? Minor Spoilers I know [...]
Hemlock Grove S1E1 Review ‘Jellyfish in the Sky’
Eli Roth has delivered 13 new episodes of the Netflix original series, Hemlock Grove, to our televisions and tablets; something horror fans were really excited about. After [...]
‘Deep South Paranormal’: As Crappy as it Sounds
Amidst the rusted out tractors and long-dead cars, sets a lone chicken coop surrounded by a few good ‘ol boys. You see, before this team of Cajun ghost hunters can get [...]
‘Bates Motel’ S1E4 ‘Trust Me’ Review
SPOILERS Just four episodes deep and I’m completely fixated on this creative new series. I’ve said it before, but the show is so good that I forget that I’m [...]
The Walking Dead S3E16 ‘Welcome to the Tombs’ Season Finale Recap
Rick and the group have to seriously consider if the prison is worth defending as The Governor’s impending attack looms over their heads. SPOILERS RIP: Milton, those [...]
Bates Motel ‘Nice Town You Picked, Norma’ S1E2 Review
Things are moving quickly over at A & E‘s new hit, Bates Motel. After the arrival of Norman’s half-brother, Dylan, the delicate Bates vibe got decidedly [...]
‘The Walking Dead’ Season Finale Sneak Peek “Welcome to the Tombs”
This is it, kids, it’s all been leading to the season finale on 3/31. Who will live and who will die? Will the newly (almost) engaged Glenn, lose Maggie in the finale and [...]
The Walking Dead S3E15 ‘This Sorrowful Life’ Recap
Rick and the others learn that if they want a truce with the Governor, they must make a sacrifice. SPOILERS So, long, Merle, your brother will never know about your [...]
Bates Motel ‘First You Dream, Then You Die” Review
SPOILERS If tonight’s pilot episode of A & E’s Bates Motel struck a chord with you – you’re not alone. Set six months after the death of [...]
The Walking Dead S3E14 ‘Prey’ Recap
The Governor chases a dissenter who fled Woodbury. While the Governor is gone, a traitor tries to sabotage his upcoming plans. Who’s batshit crazy? The Gov is batshit [...]
The Walking Dead S3E13 ‘Arrow on the Doorpost’ Recap
In an effort to prevent any more deaths, Rick and the Governor meet to come up with a peace treaty. Tonight was all about what lurks in the heart of men. I think Phillip [...]
‘Cool as Hell’ Movie Review
Written & Directed by James Balsamo Starring: James Balsamo, Tom Savini, Andrew W.K Rich and Benny are having trouble with the ladies, until they befriend a demon named [...]
Pray to Your Dark Lord: Todd & The Book of Pure Evil Can Be Saved!
Are you a fan of Todd & The Book of Pure Evil? Are you content with the treatment this classic series has received? Me either! Read through this article and see what you [...]
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