[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! Rebirth & Personal Development Part I
Hey, hey, Fistertados. I’m glad (and relieved) to see everyone is still visiting everyday, even with my visible absence as of late. I’ve been hunkered down in the [...]
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[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Fourth of July Edition!
Fourth of July! Happy Birthday ‘Merica! What could be more patriotic than Kate Upton licking a Fister Bomb Pop and a bunch of metal videos, fireworks fails, and hot [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: 12 Foot Ninja Edition!
Australia has more to offer than a country built for criminals and Flight of the Conchords haters – I give you Twelve Foot Ninja. This comic book-loving, non-spider [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Mastodon Edition
You probably know that Atlanta’s best kept secret, Mastodon, have a new album releasing on June 24, called ‘Once More ‘Round the Sun’. After [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Controversy Edition, Part I
Happy Friday the 13th! For today’s Effing Metal Friday we’re going to look at some of metal’s biggest, weirdest, or lamest controversies. Put a bunch of [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Metal Matt Takes over! ‘Scream or Clean?’ Edition
What’s up everybody, Metal Matt back again for my second official EMF. This time I’m going to do something a little different. This week we have a theme/list of my top 5 [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Spandex Edition 5.30.14
Oh, don’t roll your eyes at me. Every metal head I know loved them some cheesy hair metal back in the day. Listen, man, this is a judgement-free zone. I listened to [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 5.23.14
Effing Metal Friday: An alternative metal experience for those not inclined to punch themselves blind at Cattle Decapitation concerts. Now, here’s your moment of [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 5.16.14
Happy Effing Metal Friday, kids. It’s been kind of slow this week here at Left Hand Horror. I’ve tried to post more new and retro film reviews, and that part of [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 5.9.14
Another week under our belts; I hope it was a good one for y’all. Things are great (and busy) over here at Left Hand Horror. How could it not with all the new metal [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: F*ck My Life Edition 5.2.14
Another EMF is upon us. Let’s take a little time to enjoy some gut-wrenching metal. Gone through days without talkingThere is a comfort in silenceSo used to losing all [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Retro Heavy Metal Videos 4.25.14
I cut my metal teeth on the 70s and 80s and I wouldn’t change a thing about it. I grew up in a home where my parents listened to Kenny Rogers, Jim Neighbors, The [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 4.18.14
No editorial today, just blast some metal. Enjoy! [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 4.4.14
Spring is finally here, which means we can now listen to metal outside. So, get to it. [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 3.28.14
This week I simply want to say thank you to Dave Brockie/Oderus Urungus. Thank you for your tremendous sense of humor and unwillingness to do things any way other than your [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Djent! Djent! Djent! 3.14.14
Today Left Hand Horror showcases several amazing entries to the Djent genre/scene. Djent, as most of you know, is an onomatopoeia, a sound that mimics the heavy palm-muted [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Mystery Theme Edition 3.7.14
I’m sick, every third person I know is sick, including my parents whom have been hospitalized. I don’t have any zingers or quips today, but this guy just got his [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! Psychic Vampires Edition 2.28.14
I’m no expert on psychic vampires, no wait, I’m a certified fucking expert on the subject. I was well aware of these life-draining assholes before my now infamous [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 2.21.14
Happy Effing Metal Friday, kids. I chose Iron Maiden’s iconic poster boy, Eddie, for today’s main image. I mention him this week because I had a dream about him [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 2.14.14
Here it comes, kids, the end of another week, and right in time for another Effing Metal Friday. It’s Valentine’s Day, so you must be stoked if you’re a [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 2.7.14
Hey, kids, what’s going on out there? It’s been a slow week on my end. I’ve been hard at playing the X1, watching horror flicks, drinking Hopslam after [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Songs in the Key of Fury 1.31.14
Thanks to today’s theme suggestion from our fan, Kevin Youngstown. Kevin, you win absolutely nothing, but your name will show up in a Google search now. I don’t [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! Freeze Out Edition! 1.24.14
I’m freezing my nuts off this winter! I moved back to Kentucky from Central Illinois, “Antarctica Junior” more or less. I just looked at my phone and [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! Metal Matt Edition 1.17.14
Greetings fellow metal heads, this is Metal Matt a name that has been thrown around on this site a few times and I’m sure most of you have seen it and though “who the [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 1.10.14
Happy Friday, kids. Welcome back to another round of EFFING METAL FRIDAY! So, my latest obsessions are Twelve Foot Ninja and Suicide Silence. I listen to XM Radio a lot while [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 1.3.14
Painted Skull by Icecoldart The first Friday of the new year is a snowy mess here in the Bluegrass. I can only assume your Friday is much better…and warmer. As 2014 [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! “Best of” 2013 Preview 12.27.13
2013, you were a good one. You gave us much good AND bad, including, but not limited to: Twerking Cheesy Blasters Kimye The Red Wedding The end of Breaking Bad Batfleck [...]
[EMF] A Very Christmas Effing Metal Friday! 12.20.13
Here it is, kids, the last Friday before Xmas. A lot of you lazy asses probably haven’t started shopping. That means you’ll be at the mall for less than 3.5 [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 12.13.13
Friday the 13th AND we get not one, but two number thirteens in the date. That screams EFFING METAL FRIDAY. I don’t know about you, but today is going to be a good one. [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 12.6.13
Friday again, kids. Make mine metal. Listen to MORE [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 11.15.13
I suck. I’ve been a little stressed from some personal trauma since late October and Left Hand Horror has suffered from it. Sorry. I’m back to my old habits and [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 11.8.13
No commentary this week except November suuuuuuucks. Now through February is the worst. Barnes sure has a way with words. I played this cassette until it literally broke. I [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 11.1.13 Post-Halloween Depression Edition
November 1st, really? How did the most sacred of months vanish so quickly? In protest, I’ll still light the Jack-o-Lantern perched atop of my entertainment center all [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Betrayal in Music
I’m feeling betrayed today, so enjoy these select songs of trauma. I think we’ve all been there. You’ll notice not all of these selections are metal, but [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 10.18.13
Happy continued October, kids. I was going to make today’s theme rage-oriented because I’m so FUCKING tired of Time Warner’s bullshit. I’m not going [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 10.11.13
I hope everyone is having a great October so far, just a few more days until Samhain falls on us like a shroud. Seasonal beers are flowing, new albums are dropping, and [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: The Many Faces of Death in Metal 10.4.13
Welcome to the first Effing Metal Friday of October! We’ll be looking at a different dark theme every Friday this month, if you have a theme suggestion, please comment [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 9.27.13 – In Honor of Cliff Burton
Metal lost a founding member on this day in 1986. Metallica experienced a tragic bus accident in rural Sweden while touring in support of the Master of Puppets album. After [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 9.20.13 [NSFW]
It’s Friday again, thank God. Pour yourself a strong craft beer, crank some metal and celebrate you. September is the second best month; don’t waste it. This [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday the 13th! 9.13.13
Friday the 13th, kids. Spend it with the ones you love, doing effed up stuff, like watching a Friday the 13th marathon, OR driving your asses to Lexington for the largest [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 9.6.13
Right when we can’t take another day of summer…sweet, sweet September. Here’s one for metal Matt. He pretty much worships this new record. I hear he also [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday 8.30.13: The End of Summer
Technically, September 1st is the meteorological end of summer, so we have that going for us, which is nice. The arrival of Autumn brings new life to me. The season typically [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Metal Covers! 8.9.13
We get excited to hear one of our favorite bands cover a song by another band we dig. Not only does it confirm that said band has great taste in music, but it can often times [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: The Occult & Metal 8.2.13
Metal and the occult go together like Nickelback and date rapes; they just mesh. While it might be cliché and played out in metal, the influence and continued presence is [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 7.26.13
Better late than never? Sorry for the late posting. A migraine put me in bed before nine last night. Crank your EFM and don’t forget Baroness have just released their [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 7.19.13
Young Dio! And with better [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: THRASH!
There is a defining moment in every metal head’s life. Sure, lots of us were already fans, then, “it” hits us. Something so raw, so aggressive, something [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! 7.5.13
I don’t know what it is, but I absolutely can’t get enough metal now. I’ve tried to track down old music from back in the day; stuff that was either lost or [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: SATAN! 6.28.13
Oh, metal, where would you be without the devil? He’s a busy guy when it comes to metal. He spent all that time being worshiped via backwards messages on rock albums [...]
[EMF] Effing Metal Friday! Blast This Sh*t!
Rando metal fact: Dave Mustaine and other members of Megadeth spent a substantial amount of the production money for ‘Killing is My Business‘ on miscellaneous [...]
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