Fister Picks
After months of nervous waiting and speculation, the new Halloween trailer landed today. I saw an interview with co-writer Danny McBride talking about they were [...]
Watch the New Zak Bagans “DEMON HOUSE” Trailer
The long-awaited film from Zak Bagan’s has finally landed! As mass hysteria breaks-out over an alleged demonic possession in an Indiana home, referred to as [...]
‘Coherence’ (2013) Movie Review
At the risk of coming off very spoilery, I’m forcing myself to mention as little as possible about the plot of this film. Coherence arrived in my inbox with a note [...]
‘Lyle’ (2014) Movie Review
A Mother should protect her child. One of the worst things about running a one-man horror site is the amount of idiotic, time-wasting films sent my way. There’s a [...]
Rob Zombie Reveals the INSANE Plot of His New Horror Film ’31’
“Devils are not born…they are made.” As promised, today brought some amazing news from Rob Zombie himself. This is pulled directly from the email [...]
The Folk/Metal Gods Have Smiled: NEW The Melvins Album ‘Hold it In’
Few non-balls-the-wall metal bands have held my attention over the last 20 years. At the head of the pack is The Melvins. Fronted by Buzz Osborne and his iconic Sideshow Bob [...]
Still Playing #SDCC Catch Up? Here’s the ‘Constantine’ Trailer
Fans of DC Comics/Vertigo are excited to see this version of Hellblazer coming to NBC, myself included. While most of DC’s actual Constantine comics are total shit, I [...]
Kevin Smith Charms/Sickens SDCC with the First ‘Tusk’ Trailer
Oh, SDCC, I know I bitch a lot about your over-crowded, overpriced bullshit, but your insane bursts of information are so appreciated. Now, regarding the first trailer for [...]
Rob Zombie Reveals New Concept Art for ’31’!
Rob Zombie, beloved/hated horror filmmaker, just released this awesome looking concept art for his upcoming mystery film, “31”. Other than the film being a total [...]
‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ SDCC Trailer Looks Effing Amazing
“My name is Max. My world is fire and blood..” I had to do some deep breathing and relaxation techniques to properly deal with original creator, George [...]
‘Found’ (2012) Movie Review
A horror-obsessed boy discovers his older brother is a serial killer. Based on the novel by Todd Rigney, Found, is about a bullied fifth grader named, Marty, and his [...]
‘Unfriended’ (formerly ‘Cybernatural’ (2014) Movie Review
While video chatting one night, six high school friends receive a Skype message from a classmate who killed herself exactly one year ago. At first they think it’s a prank, [...]
‘The Possession of Michael King’ (2014) Movie Review
Some spoilers “He that diligently seeketh good seeketh favor; But he that searcheth after evil, it shall come unto him.” – Proverbs 11:27 Writer/director, [...]
‘The Purge: Anarchy’ (2014) Movie Review, Aka “The Punisher 2014”
Some spoilers. 2013’s #1 box office hit, The Purge, presented an interesting new take on horror, something that’s becoming increasingly rare. Before I jackoff the [...]
‘Cannibal Holocaust’ (1980) Movie Review
A New York University professor returns from a rescue mission to the Amazon rainforest with the footage shot by a lost team of documentarians who were making a film about the [...]
‘As It Is In Heaven’ Trailer Taps into Bluegrass Terror!
Horror comes to my old Kentucky home in the new indie film, ‘As It Is In Heaven‘. Starting July 25th, the beautiful Kentucky Theater will show the film for [...]
Devil Music of the Day: Misery Index ‘The Calling’ & ‘The Killing Gods’
Once again, I missed the boat on Misery Index all these years. Now that I have a copy of their newest album, The Killing Gods, I plan on blasting this enough to make up for [...]
‘All Cheerleaders Die’ Opens Friday, June 13 in These Theaters
As promised, All Cheerleaders, Die, will open in selected cities on Friday, June 13th. Are you fortunate enough to see your city on the list below? Yeah, me either. Luckily, [...]
Full Trailer & Poster for Eli Roth’s ‘The Green Inferno’
Besides having the most awesome horror title in a decade, The Green Inferno looks all types of terrifying. The Hostel, Aftershock Cabin Fever director is back with a [...]
‘Halloween’ Blu-ray Box Set is on the Way!
Scream Factory can apparently do no wrong. This marks the first time a comprehensive Halloween Blu-ray set is anything other than a dream. Dig through this press release and [...]
‘All Cheerleaders Die’ Movie is Shocking Sexy Fun!
All Cheerleader Die is the result of filmmakers, Lucky McKee and Chris Sivertson, remaking their own low/no-budget horror film of the same name. Although I haven’t [...]
‘Sleep Tight’ Movie Review
Director, Jaume Balagueró, sucker punched me with his sleeper horror-thriller, Sleep Tight. The film showed up in my Netflix top picks list, so I gave the rather [...]
‘Doc of the Dead’ Movie Review: Are All Zombie Films About Sex?
Many have noted over the years, myself included, that zombies got the shaft when it comes to definitive mythology. Other horror creatures have a firm place in the monster [...]
‘Dust Devil’ Movie Review
I hate myself for not seeing this sooner. Not suicide mad, but embarrassed to be a cinephile mad. Dust Devil is part Stephen King’s The Gunslinger and part The Outlaw [...]
Lucio Fulci’s ‘Zombie’ Movie Review
Directed by Lucio Fulci Written by Elisa Briganti Starring: Tisa Farrow, Ian McCulloch, and Richard Johnson Strangers looking for a woman’s father arrive at a tropical [...]
Next Time on ‘Bates Motel’ S2E2 “Shadow of a Doubt” Promo
The second season of Bates Motel checked in on Monday, and Norman was the center of the episode. Norma has her own fish to fry, including the town’s decision to create [...]
‘The Flowers of Fantastico’ Episode 3: “Billi Stardust” Review
Tara, Gary, and Billi do some research on the credits in The Flowers of Fantastico, at the same time a mysterious figure makes an unsettling discovery. Gary’s [...]
‘The Flowers of Fantastico’ Episode 2 “Inside a Vending Machine” Review
“Cinnamon..bun..mmm, fiuffernutter..” Still glued to the mysterious VHS tape, Tara a Billy tilt their collective heads like dogs attempting to understand Kanye as [...]
‘Black Spot’ Short Horror Film Review
Luther Bhogal-Jones cordially invites you to experience 6 minutes of roadside terror in his new short, Black Spot. I first learned of Luther a couple of years back when I [...]
Up Next on “The Walking Dead” S4E10 “Inmates” Promo & More!
Spoilers if you haven’t seen last night’s episode. Last night was an amazing episode. Rick and Carl, along with Michonne were featured predominately, giving us [...]
Check out the First Official Trailer for “Bates Motel” Season 2
Bates Motel returns to A & E for its second season on March 3rd. I went into the first season with my jaw set, my arms crossed, fully expecting this show to crash and [...]
‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Comes to an End, Who Will Be the Next Supreme?
It’s hard to believe American Horror Story’s third season is coming to an end. If times moves quickly for any horror series, it’s this one. It isn’t [...]
“Holy Ghost People” Movie Review
Studio: XLrator Media Directed by Mitchell Altieri Written by Mitchell Altieri, Kevin Artigue, Joe Egender, and Phil Flores Starring: Emma Greenwell, Brendan McCarthy, Joe [...]
The Top Ten Metal Albums of 2013
2013 was a great year for metal. Black Sabbath came back with a new album and it quickly ascended to #1 on Billboard’s charts. Clutch are STILL touring in support of [...]
Yes! Warner Brothers & Joseph Gordon-Levitt Finalizing ‘Sandman’
Warner Brothers are reportedly finalizing a deal with Gordon-Levitt to produce and star in Neil Gaiman’s insanely popular comic from Vertigo, ‘Sandman‘ . [...]
Japanese TV Spot for ‘Godzilla’
I think it’s safe to assume most of us are excited for the new Godzilla film from Legendary Pictures. Godzilla hits our shores on May 16, 2014 and features an [...]
‘Flatliners’ (1990) Movie Review
Directed by Joel Schumacher Written by Peter Filardi Starring: Kiefer Sutherland, Kevin Bacon, Julia Roberts, William Baldwin, and Oliver Platt Daring to face the question of [...]
‘Escape from Tomorrow’ (2013) Movie Review
Directed and Written by Randy Moore Starring: Roy Abramsohn, Elena Schuber, Katelynn Rodriguez, and Annet Mahendru In a world of fake castles and anthropomorphic rodents, an [...]
See How ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Unleashes the Ultimate Zombie Attack
Cool video! Check it out, zombie fans. Go Inside The Coven to learn how to execute the perfect New Orleans zombie attack. American Horror Story: Coven all new Wednesdays at [...]
‘A Perfect Circle’ Releases “360” on 11/19, First New Song in a Decade
Fans of Maynard James Keenan’s supergroup, A Perfect Circle, are excited for the bands’ greatest hits release that includes the first new song in a decade. By [...]
‘Skinwalker Ranch’ (2013) Movie Review
Directed by Devin McGinn Written by Adam Ohler Starring: Taylor Bateman, Steve Berg, Michael Black, Devin McGinn, and Jon Gries There is a place the unexplained calls home. [...]
Immerse Yourself in 17 Minutes of ‘Batman: Arkham Origins’
Putting a dent in my free time is the soon to be released Batman: Arkham Origins. The highly anticipated Dark Knight game will satisfy a metric shit ton of nerds on 10/25. [...]
Cool Ass ‘The Conjuring’ Infographic – Blu Ray/DVD Combo Pack Now Available
Now this is cool as hell. The Conjuring definitely earned top summer honors from theatrical horror releases – at least as far as I’m concerned. The Blu Ray/DVD [...]
‘ Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles’ (1994) Movie Review
Directed by Neil Jordan Written by Anne Rice Starring: Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas, Kirsten Dunst, and Christian Slater A vampire tells his epic life story: love, [...]
‘American Horror Story: Coven’ S3E3, “The Replacements”
I loved last night’s episode, Boy Parts, and you can read the review here. Looks like Dungeons & Dragons are missing a Minotaur judging by the [...]
“American Horror Story: Coven” Season Premiere “Bitchcraft” Review
A young girl, Zoe (Taissa Farmiga), is shattered to discover she possesses a strange genetic affliction tracing back to the dark days of Salem. Zoe is whisked away to Miss [...]
‘Salem’s Lot’ (1979) Movie Review: Terror That Still Haunts Me 34 Years Later
Directed by Tobe Hooper Novel written by Stephen King – Screenplay by Paul Monash Starring: David Soul, James Mason, Lance Kerwin, Bonnie Bedelia, Reggie Nalder, and Fred [...]
“Halloween” Celebrates its 35th Anniversary with a New Blu Ray & Theatrical Release!
My favorite horror movie of all time is back with a brand new 35th Anniversary Blu Ray today AND an official announcement about the newly restored theatrical release. Fans [...]
New ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Promo – Fister Roboto Unable to Provide Clever Pun
I can tell by that low hanging sun that fall is nearly here, and with it comes another new teaser for American Horror Story: Coven. The third season starts on October 9th and [...]
Fister Interview with ‘The Ghastly Love of Johnny X’ Director, Paul Bunnell
Paul Bunnell is the director behind a post-modern, sci-fi/greaser hit, The Ghastly Love of Johnny X. This film has has been well-received among fans and critics and serves as [...]
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