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Don’t Blame ‘Cabin Fever: Patient Zero’ for the Ebola Outbreak


Or do. I have no idea how this whole Ebola thing works. While I really doubt you’ll contract Ebola from Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, you might come down with a case of clichés, oozing orifices, and maybe even mild entertainment. Remember, do not place in mouth or rectum.

A group of friends planned the perfect vacation in the Caribbean, but when they head ashore to explore a remote island, their ultimate bachelor weekend devolves into their worst nightmare. After an ill-fated swim in contaminated water, they stumble upon a seemingly abandoned research facility where a deadly, flesh-eating virus has been unleashed.

The film stars Sean Astin, Currie Graham, and Ryan Donowho, and is directed by Kaare Andrews. RLJ/Image Entertainment announced a home video date of 9/1, but you catch the film on most VOD and digital media outlets now.


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