Don’t Blame ‘Cabin Fever: Patient Zero’ for the Ebola Outbreak

Or do. I have no idea how this whole Ebola thing works. While I really doubt you’ll contract Ebola from Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, you might come down with a case of clichés, oozing orifices, and maybe even mild entertainment. Remember, do not place in mouth or rectum.

“A group of friends planned the perfect vacation in the Caribbean, but when they head ashore to explore a remote island, their ultimate bachelor weekend devolves into their worst nightmare. After an ill-fated swim in contaminated water, they stumble upon a seemingly abandoned research facility where a deadly, flesh-eating virus has been unleashed.“

The film stars Sean Astin, Currie Graham, and Ryan Donowho, and is directed by Kaare Andrews. RLJ/Image Entertainment announced a home video date of 9/1, but you catch the film on most VOD and digital media outlets now.