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Kevin Smith Charms/Sickens SDCC with the First ‘Tusk’ Trailer

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Oh, SDCC, I know I bitch a lot about your over-crowded, overpriced bullshit, but your insane bursts of information are so appreciated. Now, regarding the first trailer for Tusk, let me just say HOLY SHIT.

In line with weird/disgusting body modification like that found in Human Centipede, Tusk, is about an unfortunate schlub (Justin Long),who transforms into a….uh, human walrus. Sure, read that again. A human walrus. Tooth jokes notwithstanding, Smith is baring some seriously messed up teeth for Tusk.

A man is captured by a maniac and tortured, physically and mentally, into becoming a walrus.

I can’t wait to see this upon its release on September 19, 2014. Tusk also stars Michael Parks, Genesis Rodriguez, and Haley Joel Osment.

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