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Who Wants to See Justin Long Get the ‘Tusk’?

No, I don’t mean the Fister Dangle, which is nearly identical, but the upcoming Kevin Smith film, ‘Tusk‘. Inspired by Human Centipede, Smith’s new film is a charming tale of transformation and magic. And, by “transformation and magic”, I mean some guy (Michael Parks, Red State) surgically transforms another man (Justin Long) into a walrus. Sounds delightful.

In the gross ass photo above, you can see Long’s stitched up torso, and quite possibly, the world’s most effed up grill.

Tusk stars Haley Joel Osment and Genesis Rodriguez. The film is slated for a late 2014 release.


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