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‘Bunnyman Massacre’ Trailer is “Inspired by True Events”

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Someone resurrect Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Leporiphobic Vengeance Demon and tell her “It’s happening!” 

“Inspired by true events” the movie poster proclaims, and why not. I haven’t done my fact checking on this one, and it hardly seems worth it to prove myself wrong. The trailer is not without its charm, so consider this a leap of faith. Bunny Massacre hops onto home video August 12. The film stars…no one you know.

“The adventures of Joe and Bunnyman know no limit of bloodlust and carnage. Bodies pile up as Bunnyman indiscriminately slaughters anything that crosses his path in a mutually beneficial relationship that gives Joe plenty of beef jerky to sell in his local store.“

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