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Pre-Order New Mastodon, Get a Free, Shady, State Fair-Looking Drug Mirror

Seriously, Mastodon, every person that buys the pre-order will be rolling up hog legs in record time. Don’t these remind you of the old school Def Leppard and Iron Maiden mirrors you could win at the state fair. Now I feel like I have to track down my Pyromania mirror!

Pre-order right here and get your very limited edition Prehistoric Chopper mirror. Don’t tell your cokehead friends. Nope.

Mastodon’s new album ‘Once More ‘Round the Sun‘ hits the metal community on 6/24. Order now, get a drug mirror. What a perk.

 

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