Who Wants “Twin Peaks: The Entire Mystery” Blu-ray Box Set?!

Me, me, me! After re-watching the entire series with my wife a couple of years back, I’m ready to see all the pie, owls, logs, and secret diaries on glorious Blu-ray! EW made the announcement today, and fans are going nuts with anticipation. EW had this to report:

“During the last days in the life of Laura Palmer many things happened, which have never been seen before,” Lynch said in a statement. “They’re here now alongside the new transfer of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me and ‘Twin Peaks,’ the television series.”

David Lynch, of course, worked on the release personally, a labor of love that was first sparked by a 2011 Facebook fan petition page.

Lynch’s quirky series stars the pie lovin’, Kyle Maclachlan, as Special Agent Dale Cooper, and focuses on Cooper’s efforts to find WHO KILLED LAURA PALMER! If you were just entering adulthood in 1990, this is most likely ingrained in your being. If not, shit of get off the pot, dudes.

You can own “Twin Peaks: The Entire Mystery” on beautiful on Blu-ray July 29. The release contains 90 minutes of alternate, deleted, and never-before-seen footage.

Leland Palmer has to have an enormous hard-on if he’s reading this.