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[EMF] Effing Metal Friday: Songs in the Key of Fury 1.31.14


Thanks to today’s theme suggestion from our fan, Kevin Youngstown. Kevin, you win absolutely nothing, but your name will show up in a Google search now.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve had one of those weeks where I just want to punt someone’s head off their shoulders. Anger is a driving force in metal, a trend that will never end. You know how pissed off long-haired white guys can be. Metal has anger ingrained in its very soul. If you’re a guitarist, I’m sure you play a killer Fucking Hostile or Blasteroid when you’re pissed off. I guess that’s the rub for aging bands like Metallica – how mad can you be when you have a zillion dollars? The answer is “considerably less”. Oh, my custom Italian loofa is back ordered?! I’ll KILL YOU! GET THE STORE MANAGER!

So, in today’s theme of fury, violence, revenge, fury, anger, frustration, fury, and blind violence, I give you a plethora of riffs that could make you step on your dear granny’s neck. You probably shouldn’t though; definitely don’t blame me. Blame Bieber as a poor role model.

I ask you, please just give us…five minutes alone.

If you love death metal and don’t listen to Necrophagist, you should start IMMEDIATELY!

Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.

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