[EMF] A Very Christmas Effing Metal Friday! 12.20.13

Here it is, kids, the last Friday before Xmas. A lot of you lazy asses probably haven’t started shopping. That means you’ll be at the mall for less than 3.5 minutes before you want to open a pit up in the cooking section of Barnes & Noble. In the spirit of metal, here’s some legitimately festive music to get your through the holidays. If this doesn’t work, there’s always bourbon.

Merry Xmas from your pal,

xoxo,

Fister Roboto