BREAKING NEWS: ‘Army of Darkness 2’ is Going to be a Real Movie!!!

Oh, my Bruce-loving friend, Marie, in attendance, probably pooped her pants when the news broke This weekend at Wizard World Nashville Comic Con, Bruce confirmed something we’ve wanted to hear for years. He was point-blank asked about the sequel.

The lucky attendees were treated to this awesomeness. “The last one was twenty-two years ago. I just haven’t been racing to do it. Sam Raimi is just a little bit busy making the biggest movies in Hollywood. I used to be busy. Now I’m not. That’s why I’m here.” (laughter) “Ash would have to stop occasionally from chasing some deadite to catch his breath. Maybe we could do that, I guess. That would be exciting. Fight in a walker. That would be alright. Hit them with my cane. Fake them out, have a fake heart attack, distract a zombie. I like it.” Despite his typical joking manner, he added, “Alright sir, the answer is yes.”

Sploosh. I don’t know what to say.