Who Wants to See Amber Heard’s Wall of Weapons “Machete Kills” Clip?

Count me in. The devastatingly beautiful, Amber Heard, star of the newly released All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, (my review) has quite the collection in the upcoming bloodbath, Machete Kills. She discusses weapon options in this new clip – and that’s more than enough for me. Oh, Amber.

The insanity includes Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Charlie Sheen, Elise Avellan, Electra Avellan, William Sadler, Marko Zaror, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, and even Lady Gaga. I think that should be enough.

“Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.”