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New NSFW Red Band “Machete Kills” Trailer Features Music from Clutch

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The unnaturally beautiful, Amber Heard

If you follow this site, then you know how much I love Clutch. Jean Paul Gaster, the drummer for Clutch, was my first real face to face interview. I was in love with the band already and now I have a deepened appreciation for these guys. You can check out that interview right here.

Imagine my surprise when I watched the new super NSFW trailer for Machete Kills and heard the familiar guitar of Electric Worry. I love it when my loves intertwine. It’s great to have Clutch in the mix, but this vulgar, bloody trailer is the star of this article. Red Band trailers rarely disappoint and this is precisely why. Check out the decapitations and sheer carnage offered up from this ridiculously bad ass cast. Machete Kills opens on October 11.

The insanity includes Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Charlie Sheen, Elise Avellan, Electra Avellan, William Sadler, Marko Zaror, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, and even Lady Gaga. I think that should be enough.

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

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