New “American Horror Story: Coven” Promo is a Prick

Whoa. Not only is the teaser volume down from AHS: Asylum, but those teasers were complete bullshit. If they contained many clues, I’ve obviously forgotten. Even the biggest of AHS fanboys and girls have to admit those were bullshit. So far, the Coven teasers have been awesome for the most part. This newest human voodoo doll trailer is bad ass. Creepy and revealing, this is an ominous piece. I’m so pumped.

“Over 300 years have passed since the turbulent days of the Salem witch trials and those who managed to escape are now facing extinction. Mysterious attacks have been escalating against their kind and young girls are being sent away to a special school in New Orleans to learn how to protect themselves. Wrapped up in the turmoil is new arrival, Zoe (Taissa Farmiga), who is harboring a terrifying secret of her own. Alarmed by the recent aggression, Fiona (Jessica Lange), the long-absent Supreme, sweeps back into town, determined to protect the Coven and hell-bent on decimating anyone who gets in her way.”

The upcoming season is ready for bear, featuring Frances Conroy, Taissa Farmiga, Jessica Lange, Alexandra Breckenridge, Kathy Bates, Lily Rabe, Sarah Paulson, Jamie Brewer, Evan Peters, Gabourey Sidibe, Angela Bassett, Patti Lupone, and Denis O’Hare.

Episode 3.01 – “Bitchcraft” 10.9.13
Episode 3.02 – “Boy Parts” 10.16.13
Episode 3.03 – “Replacements, The” 10.23.13