‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Raises the Stakes! [Bad Pun Spoiler]

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It must be an internet law that requires every piece of horror news be delivered in a pun format. Call the Burn Unit, ‘Cause American Horror Story: Coven Will Get You Hot Under the Collar! Or something like that.

This is clearly the coolest teaser so far. The third season premieres on October 9th and features Frances Conroy, Taissa Farmiga, Jessica Lange, Alexandra Breckenridge, Kathy Bates, Lily Rabe, Sarah Paulson, Jamie Brewer, Evan Peters, Gabourey Sidibe, Angela Bassett, Patti Lupone, and Denis O’Hare.