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Sofia Vergara Brings Her Double D Acting Chops to ‘Machete Kills’!


The sequel to Machete has a plethora of awesome talent attached, but we keep getting more and more stills of Modern Family’s favorite Colombian, the talented and beautiful, Sofia Vergara. Never mind that this features Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Charlie Sheen, Elise Avellan, Electra Avellan, William Sadler, Lady Gaga, Alexa Vega, and Vanessa Hudgens – Sofia has become the darling thus far.

EW released another new image from the upcoming October 11th bloodbath, so you might as well check out the trailers again since you’re already here.

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.


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