“American Horror Story: Coven” Proves Pointless Teasers are Still Awesome

Am I wrong? Are you not here just to see this glorious nonsense? I rest my case. Enjoy, kids, I’m sure there’s about 20 more on the way.

The third season of American Horror Story, titled “Coven”, set in contemporary NOLA, has a rather large reach when it comes to organic terror. The cast includes Frances Conroy, Taissa Farmiga, Jessica Lange, Alexandra Breckenridge, Kathy Bates, Lily Rabe, Sarah Paulson, Jamie Brewer, Evan Peters, Gabourey Sidibe, Angela Bassett, Patti Lupone, and Denis O’Hare. If you recognize a lot of the these names, then this list is not lost on you.

Welcome back, Alexandra…