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New ‘Machete Kills’ International Trailer!


Hell, yes! Despite Mel Gibson and Charlie Sheen, this movie will be the visceral balls-to-the-wall movie experience we all need. Machete does one thing: kick ass. Just hope it’s not yours. Taco time! September 13th is too far away.

The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.

Machete Kills is loaded with hotties, btw. Get ready for Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, and Michele Rodriguez. Not that Danny Trejo, Cuba Gooding Jr., Antonio Banderas, or William Sadler are slouches by any stretch.


Yep, that Amber Heard.


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2 Comments on New ‘Machete Kills’ International Trailer!

  1. I loved the first one. “And introducing – Don Johnson”.

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