Thanks to my friend, Metal Matt, for sending me this link! Amongst the action figures, comics, and plush toys sits the worlds most (arguably) awesome metal band, playing for the local, and I’m sure, appreciative, Massachusetts music fans. If you really want to see me lose my shit, check back in on May 9th. I’m seeing Opeth here in Lexington the night before and managed to get a meet and greet pass. What does one say to Mikael Akerfeldt when given the opportunity? You know he’s heard all the touching, off-putting, and moronic fan statements that could exist. Any ideas? So far, all I have planned is to shake his hand, piss my pants, and stare blankly whole my brain fails to get words out of my mouth.