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‘Evil Dead’ Freaks University of California the F*ck Out

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Want to see some reactions from the March 14 screenings?  “Just constant horror from, like, beginning to end..” says one exhilarated moviegoer. “I watched it through my sweatshirt.” remarks a random guy in a sweatshirt. People with pacemakers, those that might be pregnant, and Nickelback fans are discouraged to stay home.

In the much anticipated remake of the 1981 cult-hit horror film, five twenty-something friends who become holed up in a remote cabin where they discover a Book Of The Dead. An archaeologist’s tape recording reveals that the ancient text was discovered among the Khandarian ruins of a Sumerian civilization. Playing the taped incantations, the youths unwittingly summon up dormant demons living in the nearby woods, which possess the youngsters in succession until only one is left intact to fight for survival.

 

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7 Comments on ‘Evil Dead’ Freaks University of California the F*ck Out

  1. I am going to see this Sunday! Hopefully, hopefully it is better than that IGN review made it out to be…

  2. Reblogged this on "You Jivin' Me, Turkey?" and commented:
    Do You Scare Easy?!
    GREAT!!!
    Then I Sincerely Hope This One Works For Ya!!!
    MMMMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Thank You To FISTER ROBOTO For This Little Number, Fo SHO!!!
    =D
    -B.

  3. I just watched the original for the first time in my life last week! LOVED IT!!! Bruce Campbell….such an awesome performer!

  4. Ahahahahaha! Love it 😀

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