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“The Conjuring” Trailer is Scary as Sh*t!

The-Conjuring poster

Okay, so this looks scary as shit. Lock me in a basement with an evil entity and I’ll crap my pants every time. Bear in mind this is based on a “true” story.

Director: James Wan

Cast: Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, Ron Livingston, Lili Taylor, Joey King, Shanley Caswell, Haley McFarland, Mackenzie Foy, Kyla Deaver, Sterling Jerins

Before there was Amityville, there was Harrisville. Based on a true story, “The Conjuring” tells the horrifying tale of how world-renowned paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren were called upon to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in a secluded farmhouse. Forced to confront a powerful demonic entity, the Warrens find themselves caught in the most terrifying case of their lives.

Not to be confused with this. Feel free to lol at Dave Mustaine,

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13 Comments on “The Conjuring” Trailer is Scary as Sh*t!

  1. Unfortunately this is the issue for me now with movies like this – they’re all the same and not scary. šŸ˜¦ I do like the actress there though (Lilli, I think).

  2. Geek Soul Brother // February 27, 2013 at 9:30 pm // Reply

    Yeah, I forgot this was a trailer! How you gonna clap on clap off my candle like that?

  3. I think the best thing about this trailer is that even if you did not know it was a trailer it fully functions as a two and a half minutes long short movie. You can tell the story and it scares the crap out of you more than a lot of full length movies. So pumped for this!

  4. Based on a true story, Shit Alert! Shit Alert! That is so ridiculously non scary its sad!

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