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One..Two..Freddy’s Closing Costs Will Put a Hurtin’ on You

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Indulge me, let me say this is your…”dream” home. Sorry. All kidding aside, you, yes, you, can live in same home occupied by Nancy Thompson from the 1984 horror classic: A Nightmare on Elm Street. The Los Angeles home is now on the market and it can be yours for $2.1 million dollars. Too much to pay for a deed to horror history? For me, yes. What is the running mortgage payment for a house that pricey? Once again, more than this high-functioning internet dipshit can afford.

The home touts a lot of renovations, but leaves the Wes Craven facade intact for the most part. The home features three bedrooms, three and a quarter bathrooms (dead kids only need 1/4 the room make mookies), a pool (blood-free), a pimped out master suite, guest house, and walnut floors. You’ll have to check the basement yourself. Muhahahaha! Or ask the realtor, that’s probably easier.

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The scariest thing about this place? The framed Sex Pistols print.

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3 Comments on One..Two..Freddy’s Closing Costs Will Put a Hurtin’ on You

  1. I kind of really wish I had the money to buy this place. It would just be so cool…

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