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Fister’s Frankenbeers: Southern Tier’s Creme Brulee + Pumking “The Fister Brulee”

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com

I haven’t seen anyone claim a name, so forever call this “The Fister Brulee”®. Discovered by accident in the Fister Beer Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, The Fister Brulee is a blend of 60% Southern Tier Creme Brulee and 40% Southern Tier Pumking. This blend can be reversed depending on your preference. The Pumking, rich with buttery, vanilla notes, makes for a perfect Halloween treat when the sweet vanilla and milk lactose tones of the Creme Brulee enter the mix. So, with that in mind, you have the perfect recipe for a non-traditional black and tan. Depending where you live, and how much of an alcoholic you are, this might not even be a possibility. Myself, however, I plan for such Halloween emergencies. Seriously, this is the Roboto Residence – did you think I’d be drinking some bullshit for Halloween week?

PUMPKING ”bewitched and brewed with pagan spirit”
All Hallow’s Eve is a time of the year when spirits can make contact with the physical world, and when magic is most potent. It is thought that we harness this magic to brew our powerful pumpkin ale. Not so, but it is with great respect to the magic of their trade that our brewers produce this fine beer. Take a whiff of this complex ale and your journey has just begun. At first sip, a magical spell will bewitch your taste buds, yet anther victim enraptured by the Pumking.

CREME BRULEE ”a stout of great contention”
We are not the harbingers of truth as some may suggest but it may indeed be argued that our brewing philosophy is tantamount to a dessert with a bellicose past. How, you may ask, would a brewery determine a likeness to hard-coated custard? Our response is simple; it’s all in the power of history, and of course, the extra finesse needed to top off a contentious treat with definition.

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