You guys won’t believe this, but the 345th teaser trickled down to the internets today. Is this “Face” teaser the Bloody Face taking over for Rubberman this year? Oh, yeah, and there’s another with a door – terrifying. Once again my own website has turned on me with no visible sarcasm font. All kidding aside, the teasers are numerous and some are slightly lame, but you can rest assured I’ll be sitting Indian style in front of my 50″ HDTV like a kid tuning into It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown come 10/17.