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Hoppin’ Frog D.O.R.I.S. the Destroyer Beer Review

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com

Brewed by Hoppin’ Frog Brewery

$10.99/Bomber

Style: Russian Imperial Stout

10.50% ABV

Serve at 50-55 Degrees

Enjoyed from a snifter during my stay at the beautiful Mariemont Inn, Mariemont, OH.

A: Pours a black hole into the snifter. Black as night with a thin mocha head, lacing to the end.

S: Roasty to the max. Malts, burnt chocolate, coffee, caramel, smoke, anise, dark fruits, and an unusual hop presence. This is a picture of excellence thus far.

T: Huge roasted malts, bittersweet chocolate, cocoa powder, anise, molasses, raisins, and a perfect hoppy bite. To quote the show Archer – “Sploosh.”

M: Viscous and chewy, so luxurious and creamy. Softly carbonated – take the time to swirl the velvety goodness around.

O: Exceptional, just exquisite. These are the craft brews that make me proud and fortunate to be what everyone calls a “beer snob”. Your casual beer drinker is never going to experience this level of pride and quality in their shitty Bud or Lite. A mere $10.99 a bomber adds real value to this. Absolutely delicious. Hoppin’ Frog is gaining a great reputation with beer enthusiasts and their growing popularity is well-deserved. I urge you to try this one, kids. I might pick up Tracy Jordan and take this beer behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

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