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Hoppin’ Frog B.O.R.I.S. The Crusher Oatmeal-Imperial Stout Beer Review

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com

Brewed by Hoppin’ Frog Brewery

$8.99/Bomber

Style: Russian Imperial Stout

9.40% ABV

Serve at 50-55 Degrees

Enjoyed from a snifter

A: Pour looks like used black, viscous motor oil with three fingers of mocha colored head. Great lacing throughout.

S: Oatmeal, chocolate, leather, molasses, a hint of anise.

T: Not as much oatmeal as expected, roasty malts, dark fruit, lactose sugars, very earthy. Fabulous.

M: Creamy and full-bodied. Coats the mouth as you swish it around. The high abv is hidden well.

O: Fantastic beer. With the exception of the Christmas Ale, I’m a repeat purchaser when it comes to Hoppin’ Frog. I’m always looking for new RIS and this is going to be a permanent fixture in my home. Fantastic stout by any standard.

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3 Comments on Hoppin’ Frog B.O.R.I.S. The Crusher Oatmeal-Imperial Stout Beer Review

  1. It’s FAN-TASTIC…
    …But Is It FAN-CY?!?!
    At $9 A Bottle…
    …My Guess Is YES!!!
    Sheesh…
    …You And Your FAN-TASTIC FAN-CY Beers.
    I’d Love To Enjoy A Good Beer Again.
    Last Beer I Had (many many moons ago) Was The Ole Silver Bullet Itself, Coors Light…
    …And I HATED It.
    Like Drinking Light Piss-Water.
    I’d Kill For A St. Paulie Girl…
    …Or Even Just A Str8Up Coors!
    Hell…
    …I’d Be Happy With A PBR hahahahaha
    Nifty Review, My Friend 😉
    -B.

    • You know me, Bradley. My beer = fancy beer!

      The Silver Bullet. Ugh. Can you not drink beer for a medical reason?

      • That’s Exactly Why I Can’t Drink It, My Friend. Last Drink I Had Was In 2009. Put Me In The Hospital For 3 Days. My Stomach Is Just Fukkkkked. So, The Doc Said Give Up The Drinks, Or Die. I Chose To Give Up The Drinks hahahaha

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