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Next on Bates Motel S1E6 ‘The Truth’

April 16, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Love it. Bates Motel is turning into an addiction. I say it every week, but the series is so good that you forget you’re seeing back story to Alfred Hitchcock’s classic, Psycho. I think a lot of people assumed the show would have a hard time gaining steam and it would most likely be a failed attempt to piggyback off the original film. Boy, were we wrong. Week after week the cast of Bates Motel drags me in deeper. If […]

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Categories: Horror, Promo, Television, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror televison, Television

New ‘Dexter’ Promo Promises a Lame Season 8

April 8, 2013 by Fister Roboto

I’m not sure what happened to the once brilliant Dexter, but last season was just another reminder that the show is a ghost of its former self. I’ve grown so tired of Dexter’s wordy, soul-searching inner-dialogue. Season four is obviously the crown jewel of the series and there’s no way to top that – still, these last few seasons have sucked. Showtime needs to wrap up this cash grab with a semblance of clarity and justice…both key elements missing from […]

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[Retro] Fister’s Foxes: 70′s Edition

March 31, 2013 by Fister Roboto

The 70′s gave us so much awesome. If Star Wars, Superman, Jaws, Close Encounters of the First Kind, Micronauts, Shogun Warriors, or KISS wasn’t enough – there was always the foxes. I may have been 8 years old when I was watching Charlie’s Angels, but I knew. I mean, come on, Generation X, tell me the Cheryl Ladds of the world didn’t light the puberty fuse that led you to this article. Liars. Tonight we focus on a small amount […]

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Old School Fister Friday: 1980 Television Shows

March 22, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Oh, the glory of nostalgia. The older I get, the fonder the memories seem. Sometimes, the mere act of committing those memories to paper (cyber paper – stay with me) will open up floodgates long since closed. I saw a video of the old 1978-82 The Incredible Hulk television series earlier today and it set off a chain reaction of adolescent joy. Some hidden code within the show’s opening credits reminded me of when Diet Dr. Pepper was still in […]

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New Cryptic Season 3 ‘Game of Thrones’ Trailer is Cryptic

February 11, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Let’s do this! After last night’s phenomenal return of The Walking Dead, I can practically chip ice with my geek boner. (PM me for a demonstration) The new promo for Game of Thrones is here – and no more informative than the last. It’s cryptic, and that’s just fine with this internet extrovert. “Chaos isn’t a pit. Chaos is a ladder,” claims the narrative the voice of Littlefinger as the characters’ images blur across the screen. “Many who try to […]

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Fringe Series Finale Airs Tonight “An Enemy of Fate” [Fister Goodbyes]

January 18, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Dearest Fringe, I understand your choice to leave tonight, but I’m not thrilled about it. I feel like maybe I love you more than you love me. It’s cool. Not really. It is. It isn’t. Cut me some slack, because my emotions might derail my train of thought with little effort. We have two more hours together, then I’ll be forced to enjoy you via Blu Ray and syndication. Don’t get me wrong; I’m really excited to go back and […]

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Game of Thrones Season 3 Teaser

November 19, 2012 by Fister Roboto

As long as the Mayan predictions aren’t correct, we’re due for the glorious debut of season three. Don’t miss the season 3 premiere on March 31st, 2013. For more on Game of Thrones, go to http://itsh.bo/HpR8b1. “The great war is between death and life, ice and fire,” states an unidentified woman as the imagery changes from fiery red to grey stone. “If we lose, the night will never end.”

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“The Following” with Kevin Bacon and Serial Killers

November 10, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Okay, cool poster, I’m intrigued, let’s dig a little deeper. Kevin WIlliamson’s new mid-season show rolls out on 1/21 via FOX. THE FBI estimates there are currently over 300 active serial killers in the United States. What would happen if these killers had a way of communicating and connecting with each other? What if they were able to work together and form alliances across the country? What if one brilliant psychotic serial killer was able to bring them all together […]

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Fringe Season Five Debuts Friday, September 28th on FOX

September 24, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Let’s do it Fringe, while I’m going to be sad to see you go – there’s nothing worse than a great show that wears its creative welcome out. In an attempt to be spoiler-free, we all know what drastic and surprising events occurred in season four. You’ll have to watch the promo to get the new details. If this ends with my dream coming true, Olivia is going to really tap into those powers and lay waste. Fingers […]

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Behind the Scenes of Dexter Season Seven

September 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com The anticipation is killing me. They better do this season right.

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Wanna Spend Four Minutes in The Walking Dead S3 Prison?

September 10, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Now you can. Robert Kirkman treats us to a four-minute tour of the prison; the principle setting for the new season. The Walking Dead Season Three premieres Sunday, October 14th on AMC at 10pm est. Yay.

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American Horror Story S2 Welcomes Clea Duvall to the Nuthouse

July 23, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Things are shaping up nicely for this sophomore season set within the confines of an east coast insane asylum. THR reports that Miss Duvall will join the resident loons for season two, most likely in opposing scenes with season one alumni, Sarah Paulson. Clea Duvall has been featured in The Grudge and The Faculty – I’m assuming she’s going to be a good fit for AHS. Take a deep breath and remind yourself that October […]

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YES! The Walking Dead Season 3 Comic-Con Trailer

July 13, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Nothing delivers the nerd goods quite like Comic-Con! Enjoy – it’s AWESOME.

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