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‘Bubba Ho-Tep’ Movie Review

May 20, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Don Coscarelli Starring: Bruce Campbell, Ossie Davis, Ella Joyce Elvis and JFK, both alive and in nursing homes, fight for the souls of their fellow residents as they battle an ancient Egyptian Mummy. If that synopsis isn’t already a deal-breaker for you, there’s hope you might find this classic B Movie to be more of an A+ Movie. It’s just like it sounds: Elvis is convalescing at a Texas nursing home after trading identities with an […]

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Categories: Cult Movies, Films/Movies, Horror, Movie Reviews, Supernatural, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror movie reviews, horror trailers, Retro Horror

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Today in Horror: The 10th Anniversary of the ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Series Finale

May 20, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Damn, geeks have gotten old. It’s been a decade since the life and death series finale that ended with the culmination of season seven. I recorded this show every week on my state of the art Sony VHS player. Feel old again? To this day, there is no geek-themed action/drama show that moves me in the way this one does. Supernatural has tons of heart and soul, and gives me the occasional goosebumps, but Buffy…oh, my dear trope-crushing Buffy Summers. […]

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Categories: Horror, Retro Television, Supernatural, Television, Thriller, Trailers • Tags: horror televison, horror trailers, Retro Horror

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‘Psycho’ Movie Review: Another Viewing After Watching ‘Bates Motel’

May 6, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Screenplay by Joseph Stefano Based on the novel by Robert Bloch Directed by Alfred Hitchcock Starring: Anthony Perkins, Vera Miles, John Gavin, and Janet Leigh A thirty-something secretary steals $40,000 from her employer’s client, and subsequently encounters a young motel proprietor too long under the domination of his mother. Here we are 53 years after the release of Psycho, and this film is still as relevant as ever. I’ve seen this film at least a dozen times if not more. […]

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Categories: Hall of Fame, Horror, Retro Movie Review, Television, Thriller, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror movie reviews, Retro Horror

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Bates Motel S1E7 ‘The Man in Number 9′ Review

April 29, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Spoilers After an unbelievable turn of events, the Bates find their free pass in the form of the Sheriff who instructs the damaged family on just “how” his deputy died. Facing shame and a litany of questions, the case closes up tight as a clam. What about Dylan’s wound? Oh, he was caught in the middle. Norma’s mood quickly improves, even making attempts to take care of Dylan to some degree. One hot breakfast doesn’t exactly make up for years […]

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Categories: Horror, Television, Televison Reviews • Tags: horror, horror televison, Retro Horror

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Official ‘The Conjuring’ Poster Keeps it Old School

March 27, 2013 by Fister Roboto

I love a good one-sheet, and the newest teaser for The Conjuring brings some classic horror elements together. The creepy home is blanketed by ghostly woods, a gloomy grey sky, and a noose hanging from a baleful tree. I love the 1970′s retro horror vibe. It’s only missing Christopher Lee. “Before there was Amityville, there was Harrisville. Based on a true story, The Conjuring tells the horrifying tale of how world-renowned paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren were called upon […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Promo, Supernatural, Trailers • Tags: horror films, horror trailers, Retro Horror

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‘My Amityville Horror’ Documentary Review

March 19, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Eric Walter Starring: Daniel Lutz, Laura DiDio, and Neme Alperstein For the first time in 35 years, Daniel Lutz recounts his version of the infamous Amityville haunting that terrified his family in 1975. George and Kathleen Lutz’s story went on to inspire a best-selling novel and the subsequent films have continued to fascinate audiences today. This documentary reveals the horror behind growing up as part of a world-famous haunting and while Daniel’s facts may be other’s […]

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Categories: Documentary, Films/Movies, Horror, Indie Films, Movie Reviews, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror movie reviews, Retro Horror

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Die, Monster, Die! (1965) Movie Review

November 28, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Directed by Daniel Haller Written by Jerry Sohl (Based looslely on H.P. Lovecraft’s “The Colour Out of Space”) Starring: Boris Karloff, Nick Adams and Freda Jackson A young man visits his fiancé’s estate to discover that her wheelchair-bound scientist father has discovered a meteorite that emits mutating radiation rays that have turned the plants in his greenhouse to giants. When his own wife falls victim to this mysterious power, the old man takes it upon himself to destroy the glowing […]

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Categories: Horror, Retro Movie Review, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror movie reviews, Retro Horror

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Black Sunday (1960) Movie Review

November 15, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Directed by Mario Bava Written by Ennio De Concini and Mario Serandrei Starring: Barbara Steele, John Richardson and Andrea Checchi A vengeful witch and her fiendish servant return from the grave and begin a bloody campaign to possess the body of the witch’s beautiful look-alike descendant. Only the girl’s brother and a handsome doctor stand in her way. Seriously – they don’t make movies like this anymore. Italian horror from the 1960′s was its own animal and Black Sunday stands […]

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Categories: Cult Movies, Foreign Films, Horror, Movie Reviews, Retro Movie Review, Trailers • Tags: horror movie reviews, Retro Horror

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Halloween (1978) Movie Review – 2012 Theatrical Run

October 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by John Carpenter & Debra Hill Directed by John Carpenter Starring: Donald Pleasence, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Tony Moran A psychotic murderer institutionalized since childhood for the murder of his sister, escapes and stalks a bookish teenage girl and her friends while his doctor chases him through the streets. Original theatrical release 10/25/78 What a Halloween treat to see this in the theaters as an adult. Featuring a new ten minute documentary titled You Can’t Kill the […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Hall of Fame, Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Retro Movie Review, Trailers • Tags: horror films, horror movie reviews, Retro Horror

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The Shining (1980) Movie Review

October 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Written by Stephen King (novel), Stanley Kubrick (screenplay) Directed by Stanley Kubrick Starring: Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Scatman Crothers, and Danny Lloyd A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where an evil and spiritual presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from the past and of the future. It’s no secret that King and Kubrick clashed on this project. King wanted Richard Dreyfuss to play Torrence, clearly he didn’t get his […]

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Categories: Hall of Fame, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Movie Reviews, Trailers • Tags: horror movie reviews, Retro Horror

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“The Exorcist” 80′s Sitcom Recut

October 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Thank the Film School Rejects for this hilarious spin on The Exorcist, complete with canned laughter and everything.

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Categories: Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Trailers • Tags: horror films, Retro Horror

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Repulsion (1965) Movie Review

October 25, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed by Roman Polanski Starring: Catherine Deneuve, Ian Hendry, and John Fraser Left alone when her sister goes on vacation, a young beauty finds herself besieged on all sides by the demons of her past. 1965? Yes, there will be spoilers. Yeah, I just saw this for the first time. I’ll turn in my Serious Film Lover Card on my way out. It’s impossible to avoid something rated as a 10/10 from every other movie blogger […]

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Categories: Hall of Fame, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Retro Movie Review, Trailers • Tags: horror movie reviews, Retro Horror

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House on Haunted Hill (1959) Movie Review

October 23, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by William Castle Written by Robb White Starring: Vincent Price, Carol Ohmart, and Richard Long Eccentric millionaire, Fredrick Loren and his 4th wife, Annabelle, have invited 5 people to the house on Haunted Hill for a “haunted House” party. Would ten grand convince you to attend a stranger’s birthday party at a haunted house? Yeah, I probably would too. It’s hard to beat some of these ancient classics. 1959 movie making required skill in storytelling since there […]

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Categories: Cult Movies, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Retro Movie Review, Trailers • Tags: horror films, horror movie reviews, Retro Horror

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Rob Zombie’s ‘Halloween’ (2007) Movie Review

October 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed Rob Zombie (1978 Halloween written & directed by John Carpenter) Starring: Daeg Faerch, Scout Taylor-Compton, Malcolm McDowell, and Tyler Mane After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution (where he was committed as a 10-year-old) and he immediately returns to Haddonfield, where he wants to find his baby sister, Laurie. Anyone who crosses his path is in mortal danger. Before I even […]

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Movie Reviews, Trailers • Tags: horror, Retro Horror

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Fister Interviews: Henry Wiggins of Geek Soul Brother

October 15, 2012 by Fister Roboto

It’s my utmost pleasure to share an interview with Henry Wiggins of geeksoulbrother.com. Henry shares a related passion and that’s what brought us together. Henry and I became nerd friends after stumbling across each others’ websites. GSB loves sharing his passion for old school geekery with the newer generations – and what a task that is. Henry’s a very warm and inviting guy. I hope you find our Q & A session entertaining and informative. He’s written a special retro […]

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Categories: Interviews • Tags: bloggers, Retro Horror, Science fiction

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Movie Review

October 15, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Kim Henkel & Tobe Hooper Directed by Tobe Hooper Starring: Marilyn Burns, Edwin Neal, Allen Danziger, Paul A. Partain, and Gunner Hansen Five friends visiting their grandpa’s old house are hunted down and terrorized by a chainsaw wielding killer and his family of grave-robbing cannibals. This movie is horror gold. Sometimes the worst thing about horror is not knowing why. Much like the victims, your brain can’t process such perverse and guttural madness taking place in […]

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Categories: Cult Movies, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Retro Movie Review, Trailers • Tags: horror, Retro Horror

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The Blair Witch Project (1999) Movie Review

October 11, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed by Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez Starring: Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams, and Oshua Leonard Three film students go missing after traveling into the woods of Maryland to make a documentary about the local Blair Witch legend leaving only their footage behind. I love everything about The Blair Witch Project. This indie success story created an online marketing campaign that sucked me in. I couldn’t tell if the Blair Witch was a […]

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Categories: Hall of Fame, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Movie Reviews, Retro Movie Review • Tags: horror, Retro Horror

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Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween is Coming…

September 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com That’s right kids, don’t think I’m not anxiously aware of October 1st on the horizon. When October hits, so will the first official Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween! All month-long we’ll be devoting our time and efforts to bringing you a no holds barred horror overload. The unholy month is going to be filled with (but not limited to): New theatrical horror movie reviews Retro horror movie reviews The best in seasonal craft beers The metal/horror connection including […]

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Categories: Beer, Comic Reviews, Cult Movies, Halloween, Haunted Lore, Horror, Horror Art, Interviews, Mandy's Morgue of Horror, Metal, Movie Reviews, Music, Retro Movie Review, Retro Movies, Sister Roboto, Television, Television News, Televison Reviews, Trailers, Video Games • Tags: Halloween, horror, Horror Comics, Retro Horror

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Bloody Birthday (1981) Movie Review

September 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed by Ed Hunt Starring: Lori Lethin, Melinda Cordell, and Julie Brown In 1970, three children are born at the height of a total eclipse. Due to the sun and moon blocking Saturn, which controls emotions, they have become heartless killers ten years later, and are able to escape detection because of their youthful and innocent facades. A boy and his teenage sister become endangered when they stumble onto the bloody truth. How in the world […]

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Categories: Cult Movies, Horror, Movie Reviews, Retro Movie Review, Trailers • Tags: horror, Retro Horror

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The Omega Man (1971) Movie Review

July 8, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by Boris Sagal Written by John William Corrington & Joyce Hooper Corrington Based on the 1954 Richard Matheson, “I Am Legend” Starring Charlton Heston, Anthony Zerbe and Rosalind Cash Army doctor Robert Neville struggles to create a cure for the plague that wiped out most of the human race. I don’t see myself getting this on Blu Ray any time soon, but it’s a good reason to stick close to the 65 degrees climate […]

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Categories: Cult Movies, Horror, Movie Reviews, Retro Movie Review, Retro Movies, Trailers • Tags: horror, Movie Review, Retro Horror

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