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New Guitar Day: The PRS Mikael Akerfedlt Model

April 17, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Yes, for the first time since 2003, I got a new guitar. I did the typical anal-retentive guitarist stuff. I googled incessantly. I went to local guitar shops and methodically sorted though my options. After much searching, one Lexington shop had what I wanted – the PRS SE Mikael Akerfeldt Signature model. First of all, huge metal fan, secondly, MASSIVE Opeth fan. I was concerned the gold Opeth logo might be a little ostentatious, but it’s subtle against the rusty-brown […]

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Categories: Metal, Music • Tags: Heavy Metal, Music

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Breaking News: Nickelback Learns a Fourth Chord!

April 1, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Chad Kroeger thumbed his nose to reporters and skeptics today when he announced he has learned a …fourth chord. Those of you familiar with Nickelback‘s music know this is real progress. Accompanied by his paid music instructor, ten-year-old, Martin Sumack, the Canadian rock star left Martin’s parent’s trailer with his gig bag in hand. Pausing to greet fans and blow the minds of the press gathered outside the double-wide trailer, Chad shared his terrific news. “Ya know, I’m soooo tired […]

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Categories: Music • Tags: Heavy Metal, Music

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Fister’s Breakfast Buffet: Ballads 3.24.13

March 24, 2013 by Fister Roboto

*yawn* Sunday morning is great for some relaxing lattes and music before (or after) a little CBS Sunday Morning  – also known as the “only good show on CBS”. Hey, don’t take that tone; I’m giving Big bang Theory a free pass here. Last week CBS interviewed Phish front man, and new musical writer: Trey Anastasio. Best Sunday news show period. You have to call in Brian Williams for the weekly stuff, but Sunday knows its strength. Anyway, that was […]

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Categories: Fister's Breakfast Buffet, Music, Music Video • Tags: 1970's, 80's music, Music, Music Video

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[ENMF] Effing NON-Metal Friday!

January 31, 2013 by Fister Roboto

The last hour of stupid January is swooshing snow in my back door, so let’s wrap this terrible season up altogether. Today we’re going to listen to a few non-metal songs. These are some of my faves. Enjoy.      

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Categories: Music, Music Video • Tags: Music, Music Video

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The Worst 2012 Album: Nickelback’s Album from 2011′Here and Now’

December 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Even Caucasian internet Jesus hates Nickelback. Our least favorite “rockers” didn’t have a new album this year. Their last album, however, has created a Suck Vortex that pushed some of their 2011 suck into this year. Scientists agree that the suck is likely to carry over to 2013, which is a mere five and half hours away. Not only have Nickelback shattered the illusion of linear time travel*, but now early reports claim the bands’ relationship with Satan ended earlier […]

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Categories: Music, Music Video, Nickelback Sucks • Tags: Music

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Ween “Baby Bitch”

November 4, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com People say how beautiful, how sweet, how kind – you’re perfect, you’ve got nothing to hide… Bonus! Mr. Richard Smoker – cognac and black coffee with the boys…  

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Categories: Fister's Devil Music of the Day, Music, Music Video • Tags: Music, Music Video

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Eagles ‘Witchy Woman’

October 21, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I know, right, how did these guys show up on my site? Thanks for this ear bug, Pandora. ‘Tis the season I suppose.  

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Categories: Fister's Devil Music of the Day, Music, Music Video • Tags: Music, Music Video

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Frank Zappa ‘The Torture Never Stops’

October 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com This seems appropriate with the premiere of American Horror Story: Asylum tonight. Enjoy some evil Zappa. That guitar tone will get ya.

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Categories: Fister's Devil Music of the Day, Insane in the Samhain, Music, Music Video • Tags: Music, Music Video

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Here Come The Mummies “Do You Believe”

October 15, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com

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MOTHER EFFING SAMHAIN METAL FRIDAY! 10.12.12 [Not for the Weak of Heart]

October 12, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Three more Effing Metal Fridays for October…let’s do it.

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Categories: Effing Metal Friday, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Metal, Music Video • Tags: Music, Music Video

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Zappa Plays Zappa ‘Zomby Woof’ w/ Steve Vai

October 5, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Just in time for October, and DEAR GOD, Stevie Vai. 100 times better than your favorite band. Guaranteed. Unless your band is mid-70′s Frank Zappa.

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Categories: Fister's Devil Music of the Day, Insane in the Samhain, Music, Music Video • Tags: Music, Music Video

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Opeth “Porcelain Heart”

September 15, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Nothing beats some Opeth and a strong ale on a chilly September night. Do it up, kids.

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Categories: Fister's Devil Music of the Day, Metal, Music, Music Video • Tags: Heavy Metal, Music

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Alice in Chains “Would?”

July 11, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com All these years and this song never gets old.

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Categories: Fister's Devil Music of the Day, Metal, Music, Music Video • Tags: Heavy Metal, Music, Music Video

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Opeth “To Bid You Farewell”

June 14, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com See you in Hell work week.

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Categories: Fister's Devil Music of the Day, Metal, Music, Music Video • Tags: Heavy Metal, Music

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