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‘Iron Man 3′ Movie Review

May 5, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written by Shane Black & Drew Pearce Directed by Shane Black Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Ben Kingsley, and Guy Pearce When Tony Stark’s world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution. Some Spoilers Less is more? Not when Tony Stark is involved. Iron Man 3 and his weird facial hair roared into theaters, announcing the official start of the summer blockbuster season. The final act […]

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‘Pacific Rim’ Wondercon Trailer Might Be the Most Bad Ass Thing Ever

April 29, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Seriously. Giant robots and monsters with del Toro at the helm? A world of yes. Instead of moaning and groaning that you missed it the first time, enjoy it now. Set a timer of 7/12. When an alien attack threatens the Earth’s existence, giant robots piloted by humans are deployed to fight off the menace.

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Official ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Trailer is Officially Boring

April 24, 2013 by Fister Roboto

I’ve run a little slow this week, so I’m just get around to checking out some of the latest trailers. Some have been great, but this new Thor trailer is completely underwhelming. Completely. Thor battles an ancient race of Dark Elves led by the vengeful Malekith who threatens to plunge the universe back into darkness after the events of The Avengers. Even the synopsis is boring. I suppose we’ll find out in November.

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Official ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer # 3

April 22, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Please, please, please don’t suck. I get goosebumps watching that cape billow behind him. The Zack Synder comic book film opens 6/14 and stars Russell Crowe, Amy Adams, and of course, Henry Cavill as Superman himself.

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The New UK trailer for ‘Kick Ass 2′

March 28, 2013 by Fister Roboto

This is a little watered down compared to the ‘Merican Red Band trailer, but it’s still a blast. More Hit Girl, more Hit Girl, more Hit Girl….make it your mantra. I feel terrible for every other girl who has to share a school with this kid. Not really. Catty high school bitches and Hit Girl should be a lot of fun.

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‘The Wolverine’ International Trailer has the Silver F*cking Samurai in it!

March 27, 2013 by Fister Roboto

This looks 1000 times better than the first film and I’ve seen less than three minutes of it. Touting Marvel players like Jean Grey, Viper, Mariko Yashida, and, yes: the Silver Fucking Samurai, that’s a lot of ass kicking for a guy without his healing factor. Looks great so far, but we’re a believe-it-when-I-see-it crowd when it comes to comic book movies. We’ll see on 7/26. Wolverine faces his ultimate nemesis – and tests of his physical, emotional, and mortal […]

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New ‘Evil Dead’ Clip Reminds You What Your Night Has in Store

March 23, 2013 by Fister Roboto

“You’re all going to die tonight..” Never a cool thing to hear when doors are flying open with ominous winds. Possession is not a victimless crime. I’ll be first in line to see this hopefully terrifying remake. Evil Dead hits theaters 4/5, an official week earlier than announced. The Deadites ain’t got time for that. “In the much anticipated remake of the 1981 cult-hit horror film, five twenty-something friends who become holed up in a remote cabin where they discover […]

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New Red Band Trailer for ‘Kick Ass 2′!

March 14, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Kick Ass blew me away. I’m hoping this does the same.

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New Trailer for ‘Iron Man 3′

March 5, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Nice! May 3rd, y’all. Tony Stark uses his ingenuity to fight those who destroyed his private world and soon goes up against his most powerful enemy yet: the Mandarin.

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Goin’ Down with Tony Stark in the New Iron Man 3 Poster

February 2, 2013 by Fister Roboto

I’m more of a Puppy Bowl guy, but you should know there’s a new promo trailer for Iron Man 3 debuting during the Super Bowl tomorrow. Things look dark for Stark in yet another brooding poster. All signs point to IM3 being The Empire Strikes Back of the franchise. The film releases on May 3, 2013. Marvel’s “Iron Man 3″ pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds (Mandarin). When Stark finds his personal […]

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Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part 2

January 22, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Directed by Jay Olivia Written by Bob Goodman Adapted from the original story by Frank Miller Frank Miller reinvigorated Batman with his epic 1986 graphic novel, The Dark Knight Returns. Only Miller possessed the required skills to break down and rebuild the darkest of brooding super heroes. I’m happy to say the wait for part two of the animated movie was worth it. No punches are pulled in Goodman’s re-sculpted animated film. Bruce has a lot on his plate in […]

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Django Unchained (2012) Movie Review

December 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Quentin Tarantino Starring: Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, and Leonardo DiCaprio With the help of his mentor, a slave-turned-bounty hunter sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner. Have you ever wanted to see Roots with a Kill Bill mentality? The opportunity finally exists. Django Unchained, Tarantino’s newest film, is an R Rated homage to spaghetti westerns, and assuredly his style, dialogue, and execution. If the film suffers from anything, it’s Tarantino’s self-indulgent […]

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‘Small Town Murder Songs’ (2011) Movie Review

December 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Ed Gass-Donnelly Starring: Jill Hennessy, Amy Rutherford, Martha Plimpton, and Peter Stormare A modern, gothic tale of crime and redemption about an aging police officer from a small Ontario Mennonite town who hides a violent past until a local murder upsets the calm of his newly reformed life. Finally, a “good” film from talented writers, directors, and actors that managed to make me care less for a film than if I hadn’t watched it at all. […]

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The New ‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer in All its MF Glory!

December 12, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Warner Bros. just released the official trailer for Guillermo del Toro’s Pacific Rim and I’m about to have a stroke I’ve watched it so many times. Seriously, can this synopsis be any more bad ass? I’m in official fluffer mode now – be warned. “When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that would take millions of lives and consume humanity’s resources for years on end. To combat the giant Kaiju, a […]

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“God Bless America” (2011) Movie Review [Fister Pick]

December 12, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Written and Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait Starring: Joel Murray, Tara Lynne Barr, and Mackenzie Brooke Smith On a mission to rid society of its most repellent citizens, terminally ill Frank makes an unlikely accomplice in 16-year-old Roxy. SPOILERS I’ll be the first to admit the public gets on my last damn nerve. If I slapped everyone that deserved such negative attention, I would be in the Guinness Book of World Records for Most People Slapped. Think about it, how often […]

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Official “Man of Steel” Trailer #2 – Geeks Lose Their Sh*t

December 11, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Ho-ly shit, this looks amazing. Producer, Christopher Nolan, and director, Zach Snyder seem to have created (what appears to be) the Superman movie we’ve always wanted. Shit’s exploding, Superman’s on fire, debris is flying everywhere; gravity defied. On June 14th, Krypton’s last son looks primed for the film he always deserved. No disrespect to Chris Reeves, but come on – this is going to be THE Superman movie. If the tight shot of his boots and bottom of his cape […]

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Young Adult (2011) Movie Review [Fister Pick]

December 10, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Directed by Jason Reitman Written by Diablo Cody Starring: Charlize Theron, Patrick Wilson, and Patton Oswalt Soon after her divorce, a fiction writer returns to her home in small-town Minnesota, looking to rekindle a romance with her ex-boyfriend, who is now happily married and has a newborn daughter. Left Hand Horror is dedicated to horror film reviews, but I often times watch off-genre movies that I avoid reviewing due to my horror parameter. I think most people love different genres, […]

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Brand New “Man of Steel” Poster

December 3, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Curious. Directed by Zack Snyder, the Superman reboot, Man of Steel, lands in Smallville in June 2013. In the meantime we’re left to wonder about the poster. Who are the blurry military guys? Why is he handcuffed? Unless those are made of Kryptonite, I can only assume he’s come into contact with America and he’s voluntarily allowing his capture to prove his mission of goodwill, right? RIGHT?!

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Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (2012) Movie Review

October 24, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Declan O’Brien and Alan B. McElroy Directed by Declan O’Brien Starring: Doug Bradley, Camilla Arfwedson and Simon Ginty A small West Virginia town is hosting the legendary Mountain Man Festival on Halloween, where throngs of costumed party goers gather for a wild night of music and mischief. But an inbred family of hillbilly cannibals kills the fun when they trick and treat themselves to a group of visiting college students. WT5, just in time for…Tuesday? You […]

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Oh, Hai, Iron Man 3 Teaser Trailer

October 23, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Slated for 5/3/2013. Can geeks wait this long? The plot is unknown at this time. Rumor has it Tony Stark/Iron Man will head to China to face his toughest opponent, Mandarin. The official teaser for the first trailer for Marvel’s “Iron Man 3″ starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Kingsley (The Mandarin). Iron Man/Tony Stark must battle the forces of The Mandarin after they use the extremis virus to create an army of very Iron-Man-Like soldiers!

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Official Red Band Trailer for ‘Stitches’

October 19, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com This looks awesome. Instant hit? “The pic centers on Richard “Stitches” Grindle, a jaded workaday kids’ birthday clown, whose one-liners are witty in a way that’s just not for kids. He falls victim to a fatal party mishap at the hands of a group of particularly nasty children. Years later, the group are now teenagers attend a party at which Stitches is the uninvited guest of honor, returning to avenge his untimely death.“

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Official Trailer for ‘In Their Skin’

October 5, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Whoa. Looks creepy. This landed on VOD 10/5 and continues a small theatrical run beginning 11/9. This film was formerly known as Replicas. “Following a tragic incident, the Hughes (Selma Blair and Joshua Close) escape their busy upscale suburban life in order to spend some quality family time at their isolated country home. An evening with friendly neighbors is suddenly interrupted when one man’s obsession with perfection escalates into a violent struggle, forcing all to go beyond anything […]

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New “House at the End of the Street” Trailer Gets Darker

August 4, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by Mark Tonderai Starring Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue, and Max Thieriot, and Gil Bellows Opens 9/21/12 Seeking a fresh start, newly divorced Sarah (Oscar nominee Elisabeth Shue; Leaving Las Vegas, Piranha 3D) and her daughter, Elissa (Oscar nominee Jennifer Lawrence; X-Men: First Class, Winter’s Bone), find the house of their dreams in a small, upscale rural town. But when startling and unexplainable events begin to happen, Sarah and Elissa learn the town is in […]

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