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Late to the Party Movie Reviews: ‘Donnie Darko’

May 22, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Richard Kelly Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Holmes Osborne, Mary McDonnell, Drew Barrymore, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Jenna Malone A troubled teenager is plagued by visions of a large bunny rabbit that manipulates him to commit a series of crimes, after narrowly escaping a bizarre accident. Do I really have to write SPOILERS for a film released over a decade ago? I didn’t start this blog until October of 2011, so it’s safe to assume there is an entire […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Indie Films, Movie Reviews, Retro Movie Review, Retro Movies, Sci Fi, Trailers • Tags: Movie Review, Science fiction

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Meeting Evil (2012) Movie Review

February 10, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Chris Fisher Starring: Luke Wilson, Samuel L. Jackson, Leslie Bibb John is taken on a murder-fueled ride by a mysterious stranger that transforms the weak-willed, disillusioned husband and father into a desperate hero willing to go to any length to protect his family. Okay, what? First of all, this is the most poorly worded synopsis I’ve seen in some time. A more accurate representation would be: A plot so ridiculous and unfounded that only John’s decision-making […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Movie Reviews, Thriller, Trailers • Tags: Movie Review, Thrillers

Django Unchained (2012) Movie Review

December 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Quentin Tarantino Starring: Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, and Leonardo DiCaprio With the help of his mentor, a slave-turned-bounty hunter sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal Mississippi plantation owner. Have you ever wanted to see Roots with a Kill Bill mentality? The opportunity finally exists. Django Unchained, Tarantino’s newest film, is an R Rated homage to spaghetti westerns, and assuredly his style, dialogue, and execution. If the film suffers from anything, it’s Tarantino’s self-indulgent […]

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Categories: Movie Reviews, Trailers • Tags: Movie Review, Movie Trailers, westerns

‘Small Town Murder Songs’ (2011) Movie Review

December 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Ed Gass-Donnelly Starring: Jill Hennessy, Amy Rutherford, Martha Plimpton, and Peter Stormare A modern, gothic tale of crime and redemption about an aging police officer from a small Ontario Mennonite town who hides a violent past until a local murder upsets the calm of his newly reformed life. Finally, a “good” film from talented writers, directors, and actors that managed to make me care less for a film than if I hadn’t watched it at all. […]

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“God Bless America” (2011) Movie Review [Fister Pick]

December 12, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Written and Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait Starring: Joel Murray, Tara Lynne Barr, and Mackenzie Brooke Smith On a mission to rid society of its most repellent citizens, terminally ill Frank makes an unlikely accomplice in 16-year-old Roxy. SPOILERS I’ll be the first to admit the public gets on my last damn nerve. If I slapped everyone that deserved such negative attention, I would be in the Guinness Book of World Records for Most People Slapped. Think about it, how often […]

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Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) Movie Review

September 15, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed Paul W.S. Anderson Starring: Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, and Michelle Rodriguez Alice fights alongside a resistance movement in the continuing battle against the Umbrella Corporation and the undead. Seriously? This is it? I wasn’t expecting The Usual Suspects or anything, but this piece of shit is bottom rung. 90 minutes of cool settings, fancy CG, and action scenes that lose their effectiveness due to the fact that they never stop. I really don’t know what […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Movie Reviews, Trailers • Tags: horror, Movie Review

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The Omega Man (1971) Movie Review

July 8, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by Boris Sagal Written by John William Corrington & Joyce Hooper Corrington Based on the 1954 Richard Matheson, “I Am Legend” Starring Charlton Heston, Anthony Zerbe and Rosalind Cash Army doctor Robert Neville struggles to create a cure for the plague that wiped out most of the human race. I don’t see myself getting this on Blu Ray any time soon, but it’s a good reason to stick close to the 65 degrees climate […]

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Categories: Cult Movies, Horror, Movie Reviews, Retro Movie Review, Retro Movies, Trailers • Tags: horror, Movie Review, Retro Horror

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“God Bless America” (2011) Movie Review [Fister Pick]

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The Omega Man (1971) Movie Review

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