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Bad Ass Gourds n’ Sh*t: Awesome Pumpkins & Jack O’ Lanterns

October 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Are you kidding me? Look at some of these intricately carved pumpkins from the world over. These people have my utmost respect. I buy that damn carving kit every year and suddenly begin hacking at my pumpkin like some old woman in the black and white portion of an infomercial. “Don’t have the strength or dexterity for all that constant arm movement?” This seasonal ritual of frustration and deeply rooted laziness always ends the same – I carve […]

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Horror Art, Insane in the Samhain • Tags: Halloween, horror

Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Type O Negative ‘Black No. 1′

October 16, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com There is no Halloween without Type O Negative. Black No. 1, from the album, Bloody Kisses, conjures up some of the best imagery. We miss you, Pete. She’s in love with herself – she likes the dark On her milk white neck – the Devil’s mark Now it’s all Hallows Eve – the moon is full Will she trick or treat – i bet she will She will – happy halloween – baby She’s got a date at […]

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Categories: Fister's Devil Music of the Day, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Metal, Music, Music Video • Tags: Halloween, Heavy Metal

Ghouls Gone By – Vintage Halloween Images from our Childhoods

October 10, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I get a little more excited/nostalgic with every new post during October. I come by Halloween as naturally as diabetes; it was just in there. I don’t think a horrors of diabetes website would be this much fun though. Quick to get myself back on track: Halloween is awesome, always has been and it always will be. My Illinois hometown had a little dime store called Hornsbys’, and they did Halloween right. I can smell the musty wood […]

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Categories: General, Halloween, Horror, Horror Art, Insane in the Samhain, Random • Tags: 1970's, Halloween, mem

‘The Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror XXIII’ TV Promo

October 2, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com The Simpsons continue the trend of airing their Halloween special before October 31! TOH XXIII airs Sunday, October 7th at 8pm EST on FOX. This year looks great! “Destined to be yet another classic Halloween-themed episode of THE SIMPSONS, in the opener of the 23rd annual “Treehouse of Horror,” we go back to ancient times when a Mayan Homer and Marge are witnesses to the prediction by ancient calendar makers that 2012 will be the end of the […]

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Categories: Animated, Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Promo, Television • Tags: animated horror, Halloween, horror

Dogfish Head ‘Bitches Brew’ (2012) Beer Review

October 2, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Brewed by Dogfish Head Craft Brewery $13.99/Bomber Style: American Double/Imperial Stout 9.0% ABV Serve at 50-55 Enjoyed from a DFH Signature Glass Notes: In honor of the 40th anniversary of the original release of Bitches Brew, Miles Davis’ 1970 paradigm-shifting landmark fusion breakthrough, we’ve created our own Bitches Brew — a bold, dark beer that’s a fusion of three threads of imperial stout and one thread of honey beer with gesho root. It’s a gustatory analog to Miles’ […]

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Categories: Beer, Insane in the Samhain • Tags: beer, craft beer, Halloween

Q & A with Fister Roboto’s/Left Hand Horror’s Sister Roboto

October 2, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Today we’re blessed with a Q & A session with our very own contributor, Sister Roboto, aka, Jennifer Ramsey. Jen’s the only good thing to come out of my employment with a signage company we affectionately refer to as Sign*A*Re-Re – we were lucky enough to cross paths and became instant friends. My wife loves her, so she passed the friendship tests with flying colors. Jen is part of my standing tradition to visit the very haunted Wilder, […]

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Categories: Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Interviews, Sister Roboto • Tags: Halloween, horror, Reviews

Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween is Coming…

September 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com That’s right kids, don’t think I’m not anxiously aware of October 1st on the horizon. When October hits, so will the first official Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween! All month-long we’ll be devoting our time and efforts to bringing you a no holds barred horror overload. The unholy month is going to be filled with (but not limited to): New theatrical horror movie reviews Retro horror movie reviews The best in seasonal craft beers The metal/horror connection including […]

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Categories: Beer, Comic Reviews, Cult Movies, Halloween, Haunted Lore, Horror, Horror Art, Interviews, Mandy's Morgue of Horror, Metal, Movie Reviews, Music, Retro Movie Review, Retro Movies, Sister Roboto, Television, Television News, Televison Reviews, Trailers, Video Games • Tags: Halloween, horror, Horror Comics, Retro Horror

Halloween Articles You’ll Never See From Fister Roboto

September 10, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Halloween and Fall, with all their beauty and inherent evil are a double-edged sword. One second you’re watching The Devil’s Rejects and sipping a stout – five minutes later you’re watching Martha Stewart “spook” up some traditional New England seasonal nuts or some shit. Pass. Pass so hard. Get to the 13 days of Halloween and freaking eight hour Ghost Adventures marathons in the middle of the night. Let’s see what we can completely rule out of my […]

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Categories: Halloween, Haunted Lore, Horror, Trailers • Tags: Halloween, Humor

Fister’s Official Horror Preview: September 2012

August 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Summer, don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Labor Day is right around the corner, and with it – an unceremonious GTFO to summer. Take your sweltering heat, bumper to bumper traffic, drought warnings, and cram it. September is in sight, heralding change in its magnificent wake. Falling temperatures trigger a change in beer, clothes, music, entertainment, and last, but not least – an abundance of horror. Fall = horror sploosh. The first rust […]

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Categories: Beer, Horror, Television, Television News, Trailers • Tags: Halloween, horror

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Bad Ass Gourds n’ Sh*t: Awesome Pumpkins & Jack O’ Lanterns

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Type O Negative ‘Black No. 1′

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Ghouls Gone By – Vintage Halloween Images from our Childhoods

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Dogfish Head ‘Bitches Brew’ (2012) Beer Review

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Q & A with Fister Roboto’s/Left Hand Horror’s Sister Roboto

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Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween is Coming…

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Halloween Articles You’ll Never See From Fister Roboto

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Fister’s Official Horror Preview: September 2012

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