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[Retro] Fister’s Foxes: 70′s Edition

March 31, 2013 by Fister Roboto

The 70′s gave us so much awesome. If Star Wars, Superman, Jaws, Close Encounters of the First Kind, Micronauts, Shogun Warriors, or KISS wasn’t enough – there was always the foxes. I may have been 8 years old when I was watching Charlie’s Angels, but I knew. I mean, come on, Generation X, tell me the Cheryl Ladds of the world didn’t light the puberty fuse that led you to this article. Liars. Tonight we focus on a small amount […]

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Categories: Fister's Foxes, Retro Television, Television, Uncategorized • Tags: 1970's, Hot Actresses, retro, Television

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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from Las Vegas!

December 25, 2012 by Fister Roboto

“So, have a merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan.” – Krusty the Klown Christmas is here again, what a reminder that time passes so very quickly. I hope and pray all of you are enjoying some quality time with friends and family. Thank you for visiting my site so often, and inspiring me to keep writing about all the geeky interests I love; I appreciate you more than I can express. I […]

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MEGAN FOX NAKED! (Also, Tell Me if You Like the New Site Layout)

December 3, 2012 by Fister Roboto

There’s ten bazillion blogs out there, all screaming for attention; and the look of a blog helps me decide in seconds if I’m sticking around or not. If you’re one of my seven regular readers, you probably noticed the place has changed. Please take a moment to tell me how you like the new look. We’re now white text on a dark background, before it was black text on white. The world claims white on black is the easiest on […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum 2.05 “I Am Anne Frank Pt. 2″ Recap

November 14, 2012 by Fister Roboto

SPOILERS I never saw this coming. I blame the show’s never-ending misdirection and bad ass acting. Last week we we’re getting closer and closer to Dr. Thredson aiding Lana and Kit in ultimately helping their respective positions. He planned on taking them both through an attempt at therapy if nothing else. Hey, it all looks good on paper, right? The viewer was left wondering if Thredson actually believed Kit, only taking him through the therapy as a last-ditch effort to […]

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Effing Metal Friday! 11.9.12

November 9, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Friday already? You know where this is headed. Enjoy some of the best metal guitarists ever.

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These Aren’t the Dwarves You’re Looking For – Stars Wars Episode VII Memes

November 3, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com What a week for Photoshop, right?    

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Fister’s Halloween Favorites: Mean Ass Practical Jokes Part I

October 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I grew up in a little Illinois town by the name of Farmer City. Yeah, that’s a real place. When my friends and I were 20-21 years old, we had one main hobby: drinking and driving around the flat rural roads outside of town. I’m not condoning this behavior in any way, I’m simply stating that’s all there was to do. Well, that’s all we liked to do might be more accurate. If you’ve never been in rural […]

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I Spill Your Guts (2012) Movie Review

October 19, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed by James Balsamo Starring: Billy Walsh, Carmine Capobianco,  James Balsamo, and Andrew W.K. Two friends, Dennis and Joe, join the military together. While on a routine mission, the two are quickly surrounded by enemy fire. When Joe stands up in the line of fire to run, Dennis pushes him out of the way and takes a bullet in the throat. Dennis wakes up in hospital to find Joe rewarded as a hero. Joe told a […]

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A Song for Mrs. Roboto: Leonard Cohen “Famous Blue Raincoat”

August 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Almost seven years ago I met the person who was to become my wife. “Random” encounters seem less random when things just seem to fall into place. It wasn’t long before my infatuation bloomed into full-blown love. Two years later we were married under a beautiful if not unseasonably hot day in October. That very first night we met, she played/sang this song for me. We’re just a couple months shy of our five year […]

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Red, White & Blue Movie Review (Spoilers)

July 4, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Reblogged from Fister Roboto: Article by Fister Roboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed by Simon Rumley Okay. What the moral of this story? Love will make you do crazy things. Sin begets sin. No good dead goes unpunished. Don’t mess with Texas. RWB is a 2010 horror movie by Simon Rumley. Once again, this one went under my radar. That’s okay because it just made finding this awesome flick that much better. Read more… 458 more words I thought a […]

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Bad News, Debra Morgan…

June 12, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Looks like the gig is up for Dexter! I’m assuming it is, at least until Dexter gives a “reasonable” explanation. The last season dumbed down our favorite serial killer, so what does that mean for the new season? Dexter executive producer, Scott Buck, tells TV Guide, “Viewers might think we shy away from that moment of Debra walking in and seeing Dexter stabbing into Travis’ chest, but it’s just the opposite. She now has to […]

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Fister Roboto & ‘The Demolition Men’ Podcast Part 17

May 24, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com More rambling from four dudes with no real topic direction. This week we touched on important stuff like the movie [REC], the best movie tag lines, new pc and console games, and some miscellaneous stuff about retro game shows. It’s a dork stew just like mom used to make. Part 17 of an infinite-part conversation between the dudes formerly known as The OGR Podcast crew. Mainly a lot of geek/pop culture stuff, but something else […]

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EFFING METAL FRIDAY! 5.18.12 Today’s Theme: AGGRESSION

May 18, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Today’s theme: AGGRESSION! After the week of idiot juggling I’ve experienced, this round of metal seems appropriate. Enjoy! (Not metal, but it fits, believe me)

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Fister Roboto & ‘The Demolition Men’ Podcast Part 16

May 16, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Part 16 of an infinite-part conversation between the dudes formerly known as The OGR Podcast crew. Mainly a lot of geek/pop culture stuff, but something else may slip out as well. Download (right click/save target as) iTunes  

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Fister Interviews: Tony Florence, Owner of Collectibles, ETC. Lexington, KY

May 16, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Mr. Florence himself If you’re a geek and live in Lexington, Kentucky, you have a lot to be excited about. The best comic shop in the state, Collectibles, ETC, is just a few miles from you. I first met Tony and his staff a few years back when I was shopping for a new comic store. After receiving some of the best customer service on the planet, it became very clear that this was going […]

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Phish “Heavy Things” @ Big Cypress NYE 1999 (ABC TV)

May 12, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Truly the greatest night of music I’ve ever heard, and will most likely ever hear. The famous all-night set that occurred on 12/31/99 went from roughly 11:50PM until 7AM the next morning. The year 2000 welcomed me like no other passage of time could. I’m the guy wearing white in the middle of the crowd. Enjoy. Here’s a little music history lesson for those of you that care. And an hour spanning the time from […]

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"Nobody Leaves" The Road

May 11, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Reblogged from Fister Roboto: Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com A twelve-year-old cold case is reopened when three teens are missing in an abandoned road. In the course of the investigation, deeper and gruesome stories of abduction and murders are discovered. After more than two decades, the secrets of the haunted road may finally be revealed. So, I’m a big lover of foreign horror flicks, and The Road looks troubling. Read more… 21 more words Here’s a quick reminder for “The […]

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The Best Moms in Horror

May 10, 2012 by mandymorgue

Post by Amanda Tullos from Mandy’s Morgue of Horror Mother’s Day is right around the corner and instead of thinking about what I should get my mom (ugh), I decided to compile a list of the best moms in horror. Let’s face it, a majority of horror moms are cray cray but that only makes them way more awesome. However, there are a few moms that are decent and actually bring good to their children. My list includes a mixture […]

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An Open Letter from Joss Whedon

May 10, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I love you, Joss. I’m not scared to admit it. You gave me seven seasons of my beloved Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Angel, Firefly, The Dollhouse, etc, were the icing on the cake as far as I’m concerned. It came as no surprise when The Cabin in the Woods and The Avengers satisfied my inner geek on every possible level. So, with that, I give you an open letter penned by this priceless geek superstar. […]

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‘The Demolition Men’ Podcast Part 14

May 6, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Sunday Funday represent’n. Part 14 of The Demolition Men Podcast was recorded last Tuesday. No one want’s to hear us ramble for two hours, so we carefully edit it down in the Fister Roboto R & D Lab. Enjoy. Download (right click/save target as) iTunes  

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‘The Demolition Men’ Podcast Part 13: Featuring Fister Roboto & the OGR Crew

May 2, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Hey, kids. Some of you already know, but I’ve been invited to the ultra-exclusive Old Game Reviewer Podcast. Oldgamereviewer.com is my sister station across the web and also my humble website launching point. I started writing comic reviews for my old school friend, Matt, and things took off from there. Anyway, here’s last night’s podcast of episode 13. Enjoy the geek-on-geek action and let me know your thoughts and suggestions. Hope you dig it. XOXO […]

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Pelican “Final Breath” Official 720p Video

April 25, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Maybe the best metal band you’re not listening to…

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Fister’s 4/20 Friday Recap

April 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com You’ll have to excuse my lack of articles this week, my actual life has been SO demanding. Here’s my Fister’s Friday 4/20 Edition. Enjoy the info! Idle Hands. One of the best horror/stoner flicks ever filmed. If you haven’t seen this one, well, I just feel bad for you. Go rent or buy it asap. Jessica Alba flaunts her body, Seth Green gets a beer bottle shoved into his head and shows that even stoner […]

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Happy Birthday, Justine!

April 19, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Happiest of Birthdays to Justine, one of my favorite site regulars! I hope your day is filled with terror and unrest! Your pal, Nate

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Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained: New Poster Day

April 12, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I guess beggars can’t be choosers, but I was hoping for more than just a poster. If you hate movies or you’re just tragically unhip, Unchained is the new western film from Quentin Tarantino. The film stars Don Johnson, Kurt Russel, Leonardo DiCaprio, and (duh) Sam Jackson. Finally, a reason to look forward to Christmas…

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April Fools Day (1986) Movie Review

April 1, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Reblogged from Fister Roboto: Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Danilo Bach Directed by Fred Walton Starring: Deborah Foreman, Griffin O’Neal, and Clayton Rohner IMDb A group of eight college friends gather together at an island mansion belonging to heiress Muffy St. John to celebrate their final year of school. They soon discover that each has a hidden secret from their past which is revealed, and soon after, they turn up dead. Read more… 601 more words In honor […]

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Fister EXCLUSIVE: Game of Thrones Season Two Cancelled, Moving to Cinemax

April 1, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com In a serious WHAT moment this morning, HBO announced they are stopping the airing of the much awaited season premiere of Game of Thrones. Derrick Davis from HBO was quoted as saying: “While we appreciate the fan love and zeal for this show, we are sad to announce we are not able to air the new episode tonight. The deep pockets at S.I.S.T.E.R. (Sunday Incest Surrounding Thrones Elevated Response) have unleashed their lobby group of […]

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Fister Roboto and Lefthandhorror.com Attempted Buy Out: Rejected

March 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Who would have thought it? Last night I had the “pleasure” of speaking to a guy who worked for a very large and visible horror outlet. I was offered a chance to write reviews and articles for the popular website. Sounds great, right? Wrong. This offer came with a few stipulations. Let’s take a minute to check them out. 1. The part-time contributor position did have pay involved. A little less than $200 a month. […]

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Thanks, Fister Fans!

March 27, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Hey, friends, just a quick note to say “thank you” to everyone that sent me emails yesterday hoping for a quick mend. I do feel a lot better today, still have some sinus issues to address, but I’m sure things will be fine. I also owe a huge thanks to everyone for making lefthandhorror.com such a busy site. It was always my intent to have a blast as I share the best and worst of […]

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Fister’s Seasonal Allergy UnFunfest -We’re Closed Today

March 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

I guess somewhere between the one eye that was swollen shut, and the impossible amount of pressure in my head has convinced me to stay on the couch and take pills all day. We’ll be back tomorrow with a new sponsorship from Zyrtec. Sorry.

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Beside the Dying Fire: The Walking Dead Season Finale Recap

March 19, 2012 by mandymorgue

Article by Amanda Tullos from Mandy’s Morgue of Horror AHHHH! I am literally still screaming from last night’s season two finale of The Walking Dead. So much was revealed and a fan favorite made an appearance just before the episode ended. The episode was filled with action and drama from start to finish and as Rick stated, “This isn’t a democracy anymore.” Not only has the group turned against him, he doesn’t seem to give a damn what they think […]

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April Fools Day (1986) Movie Review

March 13, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Danilo Bach Directed by Fred Walton Starring: Deborah Foreman, Griffin O’Neal, and Clayton Rohner IMDb A group of eight college friends gather together at an island mansion belonging to heiress Muffy St. John to celebrate their final year of school. They soon discover that each has a hidden secret from their past which is revealed, and soon after, they turn up dead. Yet, are they really dead? Or is it just part of […]

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Better Angels: The Walking Dead Recap

March 12, 2012 by mandymorgue

Article by Amanda Tullos from Mandy’s Morgue of Horror Whoever said that money is the root of all evil clearly never met Lori Grimes. In the last nights episode of The Walking Dead, Mrs. Grimes proves that women are not only useless in a zombie apocalypse, they will also mind fuck the shit out of you, causing you to lose yourself entirely. No, money isn’t the root of all evil–women are. To read the rest of my thoughts on Better […]

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Fister Roboto & Left Hand Horror Wins the Illustrious 7 x 7 Award

March 6, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Hey, kids, just a quick note to thank Geek Soul Brother for the vote of entertainment confidence in regard to the illustrious 7 x 7 Award bequeathed to me. I appreciate being included in so many informative and entertaining blogs. I’m in good company. I’ve been a writer for quite some time. I have a published horror novel (that I never promote because the publisher is the most corrupt company on the east coast), I […]

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Discubed.com Officially Launches

February 23, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com It’s my pleasure to announce the official launch of the website, discubed.com. Discubed is an online magazine chock full of the latest news in movies, music, television, and sports. The owner of the site is an all around nice guy, plus a friend and coworker of mine. You can follow them on Twitter @discubed. I urge you to stop by and check it out. Tell them LHH sent you and you’ll win a free 60″ […]

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Write for Fister Roboto/Left Hand Horror (yes, you)

February 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Left Hand Horror is always looking for talented writers who have a passion for the horror/geek universe. Horror, comics, music, gaming, books, craft beer, toys, collectibles, television, or any other geek subset is welcome here. Email me at reynoldshorror.com and I’d be happy to consider you. I’m currently interested in good folks to write horror movie and comic reviews, but all are welcome.

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Clutch “Electric Worry”

February 13, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com “Fans of comic books, corn-fed hip-hop, wrestling and bobbing your head in a rhythmic fashion will undoubtedly get whipped into a frenzy by Clutch’s groove machine; their ballsy brand of Sabbath-esque boogie woogie just seems to get better with age.” Edwin McFee Very astute, Mr. McFee. Clutch deliver stripped-down, but never watered-down pure rock fury. No leather pants, spiked wrist gauntlets, cans of  hairspray or even Satan himself were required to propel Clutch to the […]

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RIP to My Beloved Cat, Lafayette Reynolds, 2010-2012

January 16, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I  may be a huge horror fan, but I’ve been an animal lover even longer. Today I write this blog with tears streaming down my face. Lafayette was fine on Friday and seemed to get a little congested over the weekend. When I took him to the vet this morning, I was expecting a shot and antibiotics would perk him right up. I wasn’t prepared for the terrible news that his chest was filled with […]

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Please Welcome, Miss Sister Roboto!

January 11, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Yes, that’s a great photo of my favorite Darkstalker, Morrigan. If you guys are done pervin’ out, I’d like to welcome my new contributor, Miss Sister Roboto! Here she is at the Moon Mixer circa 1979. She was SO high on pain pills. I think she’s cleaned up her act a lot since then. Sister Roboto is a dear friend and fellow lover of all things horror. I’m thrilled that she is stepping into the […]

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Help Wanted: Sister Roboto – Inquire Within

January 5, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Left Hand Horror is looking for a female horror enthusiast to contribute 3-5 articles/reviews a week. I’m open to horror in just about any medium. Comics, movies, books, video games, haunted lore, ghost hunting, the occult, anything you like enough to write about is what I’m looking for. Writing skills are required. There won’t be a written test, but you should have a solid grasp of “your/you’re”. If you’re a natural geek, I’m sure this will be an easy gig. […]

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Dexter is the 99%

November 3, 2011 by Fister Roboto

Nice!

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The Avengers Trailer

October 11, 2011 by Fister Roboto

Gentlemen, engage your nerd boners.

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