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Bates Motel S1E7 ‘The Man in Number 9′ Review

April 29, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Spoilers After an unbelievable turn of events, the Bates find their free pass in the form of the Sheriff who instructs the damaged family on just “how” his deputy died. Facing shame and a litany of questions, the case closes up tight as a clam. What about Dylan’s wound? Oh, he was caught in the middle. Norma’s mood quickly improves, even making attempts to take care of Dylan to some degree. One hot breakfast doesn’t exactly make up for years […]

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Categories: Horror, Television, Televison Reviews • Tags: horror, horror televison, Retro Horror

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‘Hemlock Grove’ Season One Review: Like Sippin’ on Cristal at the Trailer Park

April 28, 2013 by Fister Roboto

A teenage girl is brutally murdered, sparking a hunt for her killer. But in a town where everyone hides a secret, will they find the monster among them? Minor Spoilers I know what this synopsis reminds me of, and if you’re anything like me, you kept an eye open for a young Federal agent that really liked coffee and pie. Much like Twin Peaks, the dying steel town of Hemlock Grove, PA, has suffered the death of a 17-year-old girl […]

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Hemlock Grove S1E1 Review ‘Jellyfish in the Sky’

April 21, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Eli Roth has delivered 13 new episodes of the Netflix original series, Hemlock Grove, to our televisions and tablets; something horror fans were really excited about. After watching the pilot episode, I’m not sure where my former excitement stands. The set up sounds simple, or at the very least – done to death. A couple of gypsies move to Hemlock Grove, PA., a fate worse than death from what I’ve seen so far. Before the cinder blocks start to pile […]

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‘Deep South Paranormal’: As Crappy as it Sounds

April 20, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Amidst the rusted out tractors and long-dead cars, sets a lone chicken coop surrounded by a few good ‘ol boys. You see, before this team of Cajun ghost hunters can get to the investigation site, old Hart Fortenberg “The Godfather“, has to retrieve a lucky rooster feather to help protect the group from evil spirits. Somewhere in Nevada Zak Bagans is laughing his ass off. Finally, rednecks have a show that combines their love of playing guitar around the campfire […]

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Categories: Documentary, Horror, Supernatural, Televison Reviews, Trailers • Tags: Documentaries, horror televison

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‘Bates Motel’ S1E4 ‘Trust Me’ Review

April 9, 2013 by Fister Roboto

SPOILERS Just four episodes deep and I’m completely fixated on this creative new series. I’ve said it before, but the show is so good that I forget that I’m watching formative years of Norman Bates’ young life. Looking like the love child of Anthony Perkins and Colin Hanks, young Norman is nothing if not genuinely charming, and that helps knit the show together so well. Last week we learned that Norman sees and hears things that aren’t really there. This […]

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The Walking Dead S3E16 ‘Welcome to the Tombs’ Season Finale Recap

March 31, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Rick and the group have to seriously consider if the prison is worth defending as The Governor’s impending attack looms over their heads. SPOILERS RIP: Milton, those Woodbury residents dead at the hands of The Governor, and Andrea. The seemingly slow third season of The Walking Dead proved it wasn’t as predictable as some of us thought. The baleful face of The Governor was the first thing we saw tonight. The first time we saw him, the facade was still […]

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Bates Motel ‘Nice Town You Picked, Norma’ S1E2 Review

March 25, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Things are moving quickly over at A & E‘s new hit, Bates Motel. After the arrival of Norman’s half-brother, Dylan, the delicate Bates vibe got decidedly darker. It looks like the sleepy town of White Pine Bay is part of the dark mystery leading to the events of Psycho. I don’t care to admit it, but this show has riveted me to my television, and it only just occurred to me that this series serves as an origin story for […]

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‘The Walking Dead’ Season Finale Sneak Peek “Welcome to the Tombs”

March 25, 2013 by Fister Roboto

This is it, kids, it’s all been leading to the season finale on 3/31. Who will live and who will die? Will the newly (almost) engaged Glenn, lose Maggie in the finale and morph into a new, openly hostile character? Who deserves to kill Phillip the most? Michonne, Rick, Daryl and his fresh wounds? Or will the captured Andrea make good on her unrealized nocturnal attempt? Maybe he doesn’t die at all…we’ll find out next Sunday, March 25th. Here’s the […]

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The Walking Dead S3E15 ‘This Sorrowful Life’ Recap

March 24, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Rick and the others learn that if they want a truce with the Governor, they must make a sacrifice. SPOILERS So, long, Merle, your brother will never know about your shimmering moment of redemption before he had to kill you. Dead at the hands of the Governor, no pun intended, Merle Dixon is dead. Not just shot in the head and done, no, the Gov shoots Merle in the chest so his change is guaranteed. Lost on his road to […]

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Bates Motel ‘First You Dream, Then You Die” Review

March 19, 2013 by Fister Roboto

SPOILERS If tonight’s pilot episode of A & E’s Bates Motel struck a chord with you – you’re not alone. Set six months after the death of Norman’s father and Norma’s husband, the creepily connected duo try their hand in California as new hotel owners. Bates Motel is the 2013 origin story decades in the making, The series shines new light on the twisted Norman Bates, the killer from Alfred Hitchcock’s iconic suspense king, Psycho. If you haven’t seen the […]

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The Walking Dead S3E14 ‘Prey’ Recap

March 17, 2013 by Fister Roboto

The Governor chases a dissenter who fled Woodbury. While the Governor is gone, a traitor tries to sabotage his upcoming plans. Who’s batshit crazy? The Gov is batshit crazy. Finally exhibiting more external evidence of his evil mind and black heart, Phillip was firing on all crazy fronts tonight. With past episodes being character or group-centric, tonight was all about Phillip and everything on the Woodbury side of things. Depending how much you care about Andrea, Prey was effectively tense. […]

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The Walking Dead S3E13 ‘Arrow on the Doorpost’ Recap

March 10, 2013 by Fister Roboto

In an effort to prevent any more deaths, Rick and the Governor meet to come up with a peace treaty. Tonight was all about what lurks in the heart of men. I think Phillip might need a few extra chambers because his heart is already booked up. Rick and Phillip met face to face in tonight’s episode Arrow on the Doorpost. Rick is back with a clear head, a welcome change from his post-Lori fallout. The two men learned a […]

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‘Cool as Hell’ Movie Review

March 10, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by James Balsamo Starring: James Balsamo, Tom Savini, Andrew W.K Rich and Benny are having trouble with the ladies, until they befriend a demon named Az. It’s a non-stop party until a soul hungry beast leaps through an open portal from the underworld and starts terrorizing the town. It’s up to Az and the boys to send the creature back to the depths where it came from, and look good, while doing it in “Cool As Hell”. […]

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Pray to Your Dark Lord: Todd & The Book of Pure Evil Can Be Saved!

March 7, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Are you a fan of Todd & The Book of Pure Evil? Are you content with the treatment this classic series has received? Me either! Read through this article and see what you can do to save Todd! Thanks for the help and spread the word! New FAN-CREATED PROMO WEBSITE launched for TODD & THE BOOK OF PURE EVIL - Diehard fans seeking a future for the original hit TV show Todd & The Book of Pure Evil, an original hit TV series from […]

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Categories: Comedy, Horror, Metal, Music, Supernatural, Television, Television News • Tags: Heavy Metal, horror

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‘The Walking Dead’ Recut 1995 Style

March 7, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Ever wondered how it would look if AMC’s The Walking Dead was filmed in the 90′s? We don’t have to wonder anymore.

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The Walking Dead S3E12 “Clear” Recap

March 3, 2013 by Fister Roboto

If nothing else, what a refreshing week of not having to deal with Andrea. Fans of the more action oriented episodes will undoubtedly find tonight’s episode Clear, to be disappointing. I’m the most patient person in the world when it comes to staying clam in the face of slow-moving series, but I admit that even I’m getting a little put out. When it comes to Monday morning nerd talk at work, I’m the guy mentioning how much the story moved […]

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The Walking Dead S3E11 ‘I Ain’t a Judas’ Recap

February 24, 2013 by Fister Roboto

You know how reality has just bitch slapped you? Carl, the kid that wouldn’t stay in the house, is the voice of reason. Tonight’s episode I Ain’t a Judas began with Merle locked in a cell, dishing out life lessons about just how far The Governor will go to exact his revenge. Tensions are high and the group isn’t sure what to do. Hershel makes his opinion known in the loudest possible way, calling out Rick for his lapse in […]

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The Walking Dead S3E10 “Home” Recap

February 17, 2013 by Fister Roboto

The group debates the next step; Rick searches for a lost friend; Daryl and Merle question their choices; the Governor restores order. Before you rush to judgement on this iconic horror maven, how would you handle your spouse’s violent and unthinkable zombie death? That’s what I thought. Still, you have to feel for the guy as Michonne watches him carelessly throw open not one, but two prison gates as he raced towards his ghost wife. Pretty messed up. With the […]

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The Walking Dead S3E9 “The Suicide King” Recap

February 10, 2013 by Fister Roboto

After the invasion of Woodbury by Rick’s group, Daryl and Merle are captured by The Governor. Rick decides the fate of Tyreese’s group. Well, Rick Grimes, you’re hanging by a thread, man. No one blames you. Charging right back into the fray, Rick and his friends are successfully throttling Phillip and Woodbury. The Dixon brothers are reunited a la Thunderdome-style. Merle’s earned the Governor’s ire and the Woodbury dictator forces the two brothers to fight to the death. Always scheming, […]

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Warm Bodies (2012) Movie Review

February 3, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Jonathan Levine Based on the novel by Isaac Marion Starring: Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer, and John Malkovich After R (a highly unusual zombie) saves Julie from an attack, the two form a relationship that sets in motion a sequence of events that might transform the entire lifeless world. I got up early on Sunday for this? I might have walked out if not for The Movie Tavern’s exceptional Mimosa service. I was the only person in […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum ‘Madness Ends’ S2E13 Seson Finale Review

January 24, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Tonight’s Lana-centric finale wrapped up the remaining storylines with certainty – a large improvement from the first season’s ambiguous final moments. The feisty reporter is giving an in-depth interview for a Kennedy Center Honor piece, recounting her time at Briarcliff and beyond. She provides a flowing narrative that weaves the final episode together with elements of the past and present. Her tumultuous story captures the attention of her interviewee like one of the wedding guests from The Rime of the […]

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Archer S4E1 “Fugue and Riffs” Review

January 18, 2013 by Fister Roboto

CONTAINS SPOILERS Thursday just became cool again! Welcome back, Duchess! Oh, how we’ve missed you. The last time we saw the beloved ISIS, they were up to their asses in space station trauma initiated by Bionic Barry. Season four isn’t messing around, opening the premiere episode with authority…and amnesia. If you’re a fan of the Fox series Bob’s Burger’s, then Fugue and Riffs completely mind effed you, as it did me. It was awesome to hear how subtly different Bob […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum S2E12 ‘Continuum’ Review

January 17, 2013 by Fister Roboto

SPOILERS Wow. Talk about disjointed. This episode contained some essential fill-in-the-blanks moments, but if anything, this was the weakest episode of the season. 1967: The camera focuses on a framed photo of Grace, Kit, Alma, both ladies holding babies. Kit enters the room holding an axe, covered in blood. “Daddy?” A young child says, “Daddy will be there in a minute,” Kit responds. Roll credits. This show reinvents itself every single week, but never at the sake of the central […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum S2E11 ‘Spilt Milk’ Recap

January 10, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Ah, a milk pun, hooray! Tonight began with a solemn Bloody Face Jr. at home with a big bowl of weed. A knock on the door introduces us to “Pandora“, a triple D prostitute that doesn’t mind giving him a little mother’s milk. Gross and gross. No offense, “Pandora”. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Thredson and his mother issues are running the show in the shadow of Monsignor, well, to a degree one should say. Kit […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum S2E10 ‘The Name Game’ Recap

January 2, 2013 by Fister Roboto

SPOILERS Be on the look out for a season three clue! Thanks for the tip, Dummypants! Being a horror addict, I see a lot of crazy shit. Sometimes I’m immune to it, once in a while it knocks me on my ass. Tonight I’m grasping to get to my feet. “Your name is Judy Martin.” Remember that, because we’re coming back to it. Arden pounds on Kit’s chest, and pounds again – he can’t lose Kit during the experiment to […]

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Dexter S7E12 ‘Suprise Motherf*cker!’ Season Finale Recap

December 16, 2012 by Fister Roboto

SPOILERS Fine. Doakes was only alive in my dreams. Still, it made us all think didn’t it? Surprise, Motherfucker! was aptly titled, surprising us in ways we weren’t prepared for. Given the shark-jumping nature of season seven, nothing would have been a surprise tonight. I anticipated a big death, and it was easy to see how it happened, but shocking to see the complicit become the killer. If you haven’t seen the finale yet, welcome a new murderer to the […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum S2E9 ‘The Coat Hanger’ Recap

December 12, 2012 by Fister Roboto

SPOILERS 2012 A fidgety, scruffy man named Johnny Morgan arrives at his therapy appointment, seeking to curb compulsions. Even as a child he had scary impulses, not the masturbatory kind as his female therapist assumes, but impulses to skin dead animals. Soon he started killing and skinning them. He was caught and quickly returned by his foster family. You see, Johnny is an orphan. He learned to hide his problem so he could fit in to society. Did everyone notice […]

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Dexter S7E11 “Do You See What I See?” Recap [Doake's on You, Mother F*cker!]

December 10, 2012 by Fister Roboto

The darkly smiling Dexter gods have shined down on us once more, sending me to bed with visions of sugar plums and plastic wrap for a long winter’s nap. Which is cool since a lot of this season just sent me to bed with an Ambien-resistant grudge and overall bad mood. No, tonight was full of classic Dexter Morgan moments from seasons gone by. If you haven’t been able to tell, Dexter really likes Hannah. So much, in fact, that […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum S2E8 “Unholy Night” Recap

December 5, 2012 by Fister Roboto

SPOILER Our favorite secular Christmas songs seemed rather eerie tonight, playing softly under the revelations of Unholy Night. Briarcliff was treated to Ian McShane as the murderous Santa, Leigh, along with Christmas as only AHS could present it. Sister Satan has the residents happily working on the Christmas tree, decorating it with hair clippings and dentures. Creepy and gross. I enjoyed seeing just how terrifying McShane could go, and feel like this was just the tip of his crazy iceberg. […]

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The Walking Dead S3E8 ‘Made to Suffer’ Recap

December 3, 2012 by Fister Roboto

SPOILERS Was there a better way to end the mid-season finale than with the Dixon Brothers ready to throw down in the Zombie Thunderdome? Nope. The trauma and tragedy are set to play out in the typical stress-inducing Walking Dead way of life. Aside from wanting to slap the silence out of Michonne’s mouth, I was thrilled with the mid-season breaking point. I admit to thinking Merle was going to be The Governor’s sacrificial lamb for a moment. Well, I […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum S2E7 ‘Dark Cousin’ Recap

November 29, 2012 by Fister Roboto

SPOILERS Frances Conroy (yay!) is back after her role as the guilty maid, Moira, in the first season. This time around she portrays a curious character named Shahad, but you can just call her The Angel of Death. Grace isn’t doing so well. A pair of quick thinking nuns find the bleeding patient and pull her back from the looming kiss of Shahad. This black angel has a busy night. Sister Satan confronts Arden over what she assumes to be […]

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The Walking Dead S3E7 ‘When the Dead Come Knocking’ Recap

November 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Wow. One episode away from the mid-season finale…how quickly good writing moves. Tonight was a big night, one that pushes the inevitable showdown between the prison and Woodsbury even closer. Opening with Merle interrogating Glenn, it would appear that this mouth breather is holding on to a grudge. Hats off to Glenn for keeping his mouth shut during a rather physical session. Maggie is left in the room next door to hear all the terrible details (and sound effects) of […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum S2E6 ‘The Origins of Monstrosity’ Recap

November 22, 2012 by Fister Roboto

SPOILERS Now that was a fantastic episode of origins. I’m a sucker for colorful back stories, so I was eating out of their hands. This week plunged deep into some central characters’ origins, shedding light on their monstrous motivations. Dr. Arden, The Monsignor, Sister Mary, and Thredson, all share the illuminating spotlight. The 2012 framing returns, focusing on a 911 call from someone at Briarcliff who sounds like Thredson. He calmly tells the operator that the dead men were imposters. […]

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Thankskilling (2009) Movie Review

November 21, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Directed by Jordan Downey Written by Jordan Downey and Kevin Stewart Starring: Lance Predmore, Ryan E. Francis, and Lindsey Anderson A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. Let me know if you ever see a better movie synopsis on my site. This Thanksgiving terror starts back in 1621, or “the olden days” as the movie calls it. You can predict how this movie is going to go based on the opening shot being a pair of bouncing […]

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Dexter S7E9 ‘Helter Skelter’ Sneak Peek

November 19, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Let’s hope the title isn’t better than the episode. Spoiler alert: LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT. The Deb <3 Dexter arc is the most ridiculous thing this show has ever presented to us, and it needs to end. Between that and the ham-fisted dialogue last night, I honestly don’t know where to start. They used every cliché, played out line possible. Thank God for a good villain and love interest. I was expecting Dex to punch someone out, throw […]

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The Walking Dead S3E6 ‘Hounded’ Recap

November 18, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Hounded was a great title for tonight’s episode. I would have also accepted “Hello, Rick? This is crazy, do you accept the charges?” or maybe even “When Ricky Met Michonne”. We find out who’s on the other end of the (non-functioning) phone. Hello, it’s Rick’s crumbling sanity. After a few awkward and desperate conversations, Lori finally “speaks” to Rick, of course Amy is there with her, etc. Forced to confront his overloaded reality, Rick finally agrees to carry on, promising […]

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The Walking Dead S3E5 “Say the Word” Recap

November 11, 2012 by Fister Roboto

RIP, T-Dog, we hardly knew ye. Literally. Did you have a back story? SPOILERS Oh, so the Governor has a walker daughter. That explains so much. It’s surely the act of a sane person to comb your dead walker daughter’s hair until chunks of scalp rip out with each brush stroke. Andrew Lincoln is perfect tonight, selling his chilling demeanor with ease. Rick = total melt. The newly widowed Rick is overcome with anger and takes out every walker inside […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum 2.04 “I Am Anne Frank: Part 1″ Recap

November 8, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com SPOILERS The arrival of a mysterious woman after a bar brawl raises some interesting questions. Stuck in her involuntary hold, Anne journals during her stay, and Kitty is referenced if you were paying attention. We’re to believe Anne has been presumed dead, but living in America after an US Serviceman recuses her and takes her home to America. Before her saving grace, Anne, survived as a pickpocket and street urchin. She takes a turn when she recognizes the […]

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The Walking Dead Episode S3E4 “Killer Within” aka “Labor Effing Pains”

November 4, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Dammer hammer, Walking Dead. This is what we get in the early fourth episode? The show’s mid-points haven’t been the strongest showings, so I’m curios how they keep topping this. Dripping with gore, intense one on one combat, zombie hordes, and, uh, Lori goes into labor along with my blood pressure. This wonderful creative team and cast blew it up tonight, showing us just how incredible character development is. I want to give a heartfelt “suck it” to […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum 2.03 “Nor’easter” Recap

October 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Spoilers First, just let me say that Sister Satan Mary Eunice might be the best character this show has busted out thus far. Satan Rabe is a wonderfully evil and confident thing. I love her. Before we see Sister Mary, we spend a little time in modern-day Briarcliff where we find “Bloodyface” has been three disguised thugs in masks preying on the innocent. After the hoods shoot and kill our newlyweds, the real Bloodyface appears. Back in 1964 […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum 2.02 “Tricks and Treats” Recap

October 25, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Spoilers What a night for horror. The show’s second Halloween-themed episode plunges deep into the power of Satan with this horrifying take on demonic possession. Satan might occupy the deep end of the pool, but there was plenty of evil to go around. The episode begins in the modern-day Briarcliff with Teresa (Dewan-Tatum) at the mercy of Bloody Face. See you later, Adam Levine. Jump to 1964 and a series of frightening revelations slowly unravel. Wendy (Duvall) is […]

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The Walking Dead S3E2 ‘Sick’ Recap

October 21, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Recap = spoilers There really isn’t a kick back and relax moment enjoyed on The Walking Dead these days. After securing their new home last week, the episode ended with the sudden walker attack on Hershel. Rick, always the man of the hour, rushed to action and hacked his leg off just below the knee. Now they have this to worry about his bleed out as well as some newly freed inmates in a power struggle. This show […]

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WTF American Horror Story: Asylum? Making Sense of the New Season Debut

October 18, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Has everyone had time to rewatch this and actually sleep yet? If you haven’t, be prepared for spoiler city. Like everyone else last night, I was firmly glued to my television. It was a lot to absorb in one viewing. Feeling slightly refreshed, I think it’s time to tackle some of the questions. WTF Kit Walker? The harbinger of what appears to be alien contact manifested in electronic interference, a blinding bright light from the heavens, and Kit’s […]

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American Horror Story: Asylum ‘Welcome to Briarcliff’ Episode Recap

October 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by Bradley Buecker Written by Tim Minear Minor spoilers Before I even forget – Pepper is six kinds of fucked up. Ten months of waiting was worth it. If you’re familiar with the first season, then you know the near comic appeal of both seasons’ opening segments. Current day newlyweds on a haunted honeymoon tour rush into the abandoned and haunted Briarcliff Manor without hesitation. They, of course, find more than they bargain for in their search […]

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‘The Walking Dead’ Season 3 Premiere: Most Beheadings Ever

October 14, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Spoilers, y’all. The Walking Dead was at its bloodiest best tonight – right out of the blood-soaked gates. Dripping globs of gore along with a five-minute dialogue-free opening segment, TWD gains its bloodiest brawl yet. Judging by the size of Lori’s belly and Carl’s comicbook-issue head of shaggy hair, it’s clear that things have changed with the passing of time between seasons. The mission at hand becomes the promise of secure lodgings when Rick and Daryl spy the […]

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Supernatural Season 8 Episode 2 Recap ‘What’s up, Tiger Mommy?

October 11, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Forced mother and son tattoos, more magic bones, and a cheesy crime-drama score help this bad ass show succeed wildly. Tonight’s episode revolved around the addition of Kevin’s mother to the mix and a terrible underworld auction. You can find anything at these auctions everything from Thor’s hammer or even God’s tablet. Meeting Kevin’s mom is more than meets the eye; pretty awesome for some rando Asian mom. Pay attention later when Crowley suggests Kevin’s Dad might be […]

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Dexter Season 7 Episode 2 ‘Sunshine and Frosty Swirl’ Reivew

October 8, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com All things considered, I think most people would run outside and barf if they just learned their sibling was a prolific serial killer. Jumping right in where last weeks’ bomb dropping ended, Dexter continues to keep me watching while the show itself is overhauled and revitalized. If this wasn’t bad enough for the already delicate Deb, she’s forced to hear that Harry was Dexter’s biggest advocate and even helped him develop a killer’s code for Dexter Morgan’s “Dark […]

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Supernatural Season 8 “We Need to Talk About Kevin” Review

October 3, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Fresh out of Purgatory, which looks just like the Canadian wilderness btw, Dean is back from the Netherlands. If you kept up on season seven, you know Leviathan asshole, Dick Roman, met his end with the ‘ol magic bone through the neck bit. Turns out an exploding Leviathan can net you a quick trip to Purgatory. Exploring Dean’s experience there, he fills Sammy in on his eventual escape after being trapped for a year. Teaming up with another […]

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Dexter Season Seven “Are you…?” Review

September 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Busted! If you forgot what happened in last season’s cliffhanger, Deb walked in on her (literally) beloved brother killing Travis. If you forgot that, then you might have forgotten how woefully reprehensible the season was as a whole – there might be hope for you yet. If you haven’t seen tonight’s episode, this is a level 1000 spoiler alert. GTFO! In tonight’s season seven debut, Dexter delivers a story arc that I never saw coming in the season […]

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Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween is Coming…

September 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com That’s right kids, don’t think I’m not anxiously aware of October 1st on the horizon. When October hits, so will the first official Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween! All month-long we’ll be devoting our time and efforts to bringing you a no holds barred horror overload. The unholy month is going to be filled with (but not limited to): New theatrical horror movie reviews Retro horror movie reviews The best in seasonal craft beers The metal/horror connection including […]

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