Category Archives: Sister Roboto

Cursed (2005) Review

October 9, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed By: Wes Craven Written By: Kevin Williamson Starring: Christina Ricci, Joshua Jackson, Shannon Elizabeth, and Judy Greer “Even a man who is pure at heart And says his prayers by night Can become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms And the autumn moon is bright… ” – The Wolf Man (1941) A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults, who, after being mauled by the beast, learn they must […]

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Primal (2010) Movie Review

October 8, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written and Directed by: Josh Reed A group of friends venture into the wilds of Australia to study an ancient rock painting, and comes face to face with an ancient evil when one of them experiences a terrifying transformation. The excursion was going great until Mel decided to go skinny-dipping in a nearby basin, and emerges bloodied and confused. Later, when Mel starts to sprout razor sharp teeth and appears to turn rabid, her friends […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Movie Reviews, Sister Roboto, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror trailers

The Haunting of Whaley House (2012) Review

October 3, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written and Directed by: Jose Prendes A tour guide at a notorious haunted house gets more than she bargained for during an unauthorized ghost-hunting session with friends. Stephanie Greco, Lynn Lowry, and Leigh Davis star. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi Not sure how to describe this one… it’s like someone who likes horror movies decided to write a screenplay after getting instructions from “Horror Movie Directing for Dummies”. I think this person then got all their […]

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Q & A with Fister Roboto’s/Left Hand Horror’s Sister Roboto

October 2, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Today we’re blessed with a Q & A session with our very own contributor, Sister Roboto, aka, Jennifer Ramsey. Jen’s the only good thing to come out of my employment with a signage company we affectionately refer to as Sign*A*Re-Re – we were lucky enough to cross paths and became instant friends. My wife loves her, so she passed the friendship tests with flying colors. Jen is part of my standing tradition to visit the very haunted Wilder, […]

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Categories: Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Interviews, Sister Roboto • Tags: Halloween, horror, Reviews

The Omen (2006) Review

October 2, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by: John Moore Written by: Dan McDermott Starring: Julia Stiles, Liev Schreiber, and Mia Farrow A child that will steer humankind down the road to hellfire has been born, and as his evil flourishes in a world full of hate, the ominous Biblical prophecies slowly begin falling into place in director John Moore’s remake of Richard Donner’s 1976 horror classic. Robert (Liev Schreiber) and Katherine Thorn (Julia Stiles) were as loving parents as any […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Movie Reviews, Sister Roboto • Tags: 2006, horror, horror trailers, Julia Stiles, The Omen

Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween is Coming…

September 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com That’s right kids, don’t think I’m not anxiously aware of October 1st on the horizon. When October hits, so will the first official Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween! All month-long we’ll be devoting our time and efforts to bringing you a no holds barred horror overload. The unholy month is going to be filled with (but not limited to): New theatrical horror movie reviews Retro horror movie reviews The best in seasonal craft beers The metal/horror connection including […]

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Categories: Beer, Comic Reviews, Cult Movies, Halloween, Haunted Lore, Horror, Horror Art, Interviews, Mandy's Morgue of Horror, Metal, Movie Reviews, Music, Retro Movie Review, Retro Movies, Sister Roboto, Television, Television News, Televison Reviews, Trailers, Video Games • Tags: Halloween, horror, Horror Comics, Retro Horror

One Missed Call (2007) Movie Review

May 21, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed By: Eric Vallette What will it sound like when you die? In One Missed Call, a chain of people receive terrifying cell phone messages of their own final fatal moments. Though the messages can be deleted, their number is up. Beth Raymond is traumatized when she witnesses the gruesome deaths of two friends just days apart. Even more disturbing, she knows that both of them had received chilling cell phone messages–actual recordings of their […]

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Seven Below (2012) Why Val Kilmer… Why?

April 30, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed By: Kevin Carraway A group of strangers find themselves stranded after a tour bus accident, and must ride out a foreboding storm in a house where brutal murders occurred 100 years earlier. Generally, if a movie is this appalling, I don’t even bother wasting energy writing about how terrible it is. In this case, I feel it my obligation to warn you of this horrible Val Kilmer/Ving Rhames film. This truly has to be […]

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Hard Candy (2005) Movie Review

April 27, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Director: David Slade (30 Days of Night) A mature 14-year old girl meets a charming 32-year old photographer on the Internet. Suspecting that he is a pedophile, she goes to his home in an attempt to expose him. More like Psychotic Candy! This movie starts with an awkward story line (possible pedophile meets the jail-bait of his dreams) that quickly becomes downright insane! I had heard stories about his movie before watching it, but Hard […]

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Categories: Horror, Movie Reviews, Sister Roboto • Tags: Ellen Page, Hard Candy

Teeth (2008) Movie Review

April 11, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Writer/Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad’s increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls […]

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30 Days of Night (2007) Movie Review

April 10, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed By: David Slade Hard Candy director David Slade took the helm for this adaptation of Steve Niles’ terrifying comic-book series of the same name. In Barrow, AK, one night can last an eternity. One month every year, this town is plunged into darkness for 30 days due to its location far north of the Arctic Circle. While extended periods of darkness are something that the locals have become accustomed to, this year something sinister […]

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30 Days of Night 2: Dark Days (2010) Movie Review

April 10, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed By: Ben Ketai Nearly a year after the vampire siege of Barstow, Alaska, lone survivor Stella (Kiele Sanchez) discovers that she isn’t alone when she’s recruited to eradicate the vampire menace once and for all. Her waking hours filled mourning the death of her late husband and her dreams haunted by visions of the creatures that turned him into a monster, Stella becomes the subject of much ridicule when she makes it her mission […]

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White Noise (2005) Movie Review

April 3, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written By: Niall Johnson / Directed by: Geoffrey Sax “There are nearly 7 billion audio and video recording devices in homes around the world. Every one of them is a portal.” When the unexpected happens, architect Jonathan Rivers (Michael Keaton) has become a grieving widower, wallowing in deep confusion over the death of his wife. But a paranormal expert approaches Jonathan with the unlikely: the ability to hear his wife from beyond the grave. Through […]

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House of Wax (2005) Movie Review

March 30, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed By: Jaume Collet-Serra In a town… not listed on any map… there is a place time has passed by. The figures are molded with care, sculpted with precision, but there’s a reason they look so real… A bunch of college students are stranded in a small town where suffering for art takes on a whole new meaning in this tale of terror. Carly (Elisha Cuthbert) and her boyfriend, Wade (Jared Padalecki), have hit the […]

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“The Thing” about bad reviews! (2011)

March 16, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed By: Matthijs van Heijningen Paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) has traveled to the desolate region for the expedition of her lifetime. Joining a Norwegian scientific team that has stumbled across an extraterrestrial ship buried in the ice, she discovers an organism that seems to have died in the crash eons ago. But it is about to wake up. When a simple experiment frees the alien from its frozen prison, Kate must join the […]

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Midnight Meat Train (2008) Review

March 13, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed By: Ryuhei Kitamura A photographer propelled to explore his dark side begins tracking a subway serial killer whose brutal butchery makes for the most nightmarish images ever captured on camera in director Ryuhei Kitamura’s adaptation of a short story by horror heavyweight Clive Barker. Leon Kaufman (Bradley Cooper) is just another struggling photographer in search of the perfect subject. Encouraged to explore the sinister side of humanity by a prominent art gallery proprietor (Brooke […]

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“Contagion” Movie Review (2011)

March 6, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written and Directed by Steven Soderbergh and Scott Burns (The Informant) Contagion follows the rapid progress of a lethal airborne virus that kills within days. As the fast-moving epidemic grows, the worldwide medical community races to find a cure and control the panic that spreads faster than the virus itself. At the same time, ordinary people struggle to survive in a society coming apart. “It starts with a cough. It ends with death on an […]

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“Rest Stop” Movie Review (2006)

March 2, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by: John Shiban (Writer and Producer of X-Files) “Rest Stop, Dead Ahead” The Hollywood dreams of two runaway lovers are suddenly transformed into living nightmares when a momentary pause at an abandoned roadside rest stop turns into a struggle for survival against a predator who sadism knows no boundaries in this tense nail-biter from X-Files writer and executive producer John Shiban. The west coast was a long way off, and when Jess and Nichole […]

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“Grindhouse” Movie Review (Planet Terror & Death Proof)

February 29, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino (2007) Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino and Sin City director Robert Rodriguez join forces to offer a cinematic tribute to the blood-soaked exploitation epics of yesteryear with this hyper-violent coupling of two full-length features punctuated by a collection of outrageous trailers. Its tantalizing title borrowed from the term frequently used to describe the seedy, 1970s-era inner-city movie theaters that screened excessive, low-budget independent films containing copious amounts of […]

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Dark Water (2005) – Dark Water Conceals Darker Secrets

February 27, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by Walter Salles Jr. This supernatural psychological drama revolves around the plight of a single mother (Jennifer Connelly) whose messy divorce and subsequent battle for the custody of her five-year-old daughter is taking a heavy toll on her emotional well being. Ultimately, the mother and daughter are able to relocate to an apartment, which, despite its excessively dilapidated interior, seems to be an adequate location for beginning a new life. Before long, however, what […]

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Categories: Movie Reviews, Sister Roboto • Tags: dark water, jennifer connelly, the ring, Walter Salles Jr

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“Wolf Creek” Movie Review (2004)

February 24, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written and Directed by: Greg McLean A dream vacation turns into a nightmare in this taut thriller from Australia. Ben (Nathan Phillips), Lizzie (Cassandra Magrath), and Kristy (Kestie Morassi) are three friends who, after a night of celebratory drinking, hit the road for a trip to Wolf Creek National Park, where they plan to spend a week hiking and surfing. The three friends are happy to be spending time together, especially after Ben makes the […]

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Sister’s “The Descent” Movie Review (2005)

February 24, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com A group of close female friends on a yearly adventure vacation find themselves trapped and hunted in a series of caves by an unknown force that lurks in the shadows in The Descent, the second horror feature from Dog Soldiers writer/director Neil Marshall. After suffering a devastating car crash one year before, Sarah (Shauna Macdonald) is lured to the States with her friend Beth (Alex Reid) to a special spelunking trip by the fearless Juno […]

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Drag Me to Hell Movie Review

January 27, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by Sister Roboto of lefthandhorror.com Written and Directed by: Sam Raimi (2009) “Drag me to Hell” is a sometimes funny and often startling horror movie. This is what it wants to be, and that is what it is. After scaling the heights with “A Simple Plan” and slugging a home run with the “Spider-Man” franchise, it’s like Sam Raimi is taking some personal time and returning to his hobby. – Roger Ebert Raimi obviously returns to his Evil Dead […]

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Let Me In Movie Review

January 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by Sister Roboto of lefthandhorror.com “In a quiet town… Among ordinary people… Something Wicked Lives” “THE BEST American Horror Film In the Last 20 Years!” –Stephen King I would have to agree with you on this Mr. King. “Let Me In” has made it into my top ten all time favorite horror films. This 2010 remake of the Swedish original “Let the Right One In” is the hauntingly provocative story of an awkward 12-year-old boy who befriends a mysterious […]

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Apollo 18 Movie Review

January 18, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by Sister Roboto of lefthandhorror.com “Officially, Apollo 17, launched December 17th, 1972 was the last manned mission to the moon. But a year later, in December of 1973, two American astronauts on Apollo 18 were sent on a secret mission to the moon funded by the US Department of Defense. What you are about to see is the actual footage which the astronauts captured on that mission. While NASA denies its authenticity, others say it’s the real reason we’ve […]

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Sister Roboto’s Retro Horror Movie Review “Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn”

January 13, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by Sister Roboto of lefthandhorror.com “This 1987, high-octane semi-sequel to Sam Raimi’s cult hit The Evil Dead has nearly eclipsed its predecessor’s reputation thanks to an endless barrage of hyperkinetic camera acrobatics, rapid-fire editing and “splatstick” gore effects … not to mention a truly goofy performance by Bruce Campbell. Nearly the entire storyline of the previous film has been re-shot and presented in a drastically condensed form within the first few minutes: rock-jawed but clueless “hero” Ash (Campbell) now […]

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Please Welcome, Miss Sister Roboto!

January 11, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Yes, that’s a great photo of my favorite Darkstalker, Morrigan. If you guys are done pervin’ out, I’d like to welcome my new contributor, Miss Sister Roboto! Here she is at the Moon Mixer circa 1979. She was SO high on pain pills. I think she’s cleaned up her act a lot since then. Sister Roboto is a dear friend and fellow lover of all things horror. I’m thrilled that she is stepping into the […]

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Sister Roboto’s First Horror Review: The Exorcism of Emily Rose

January 10, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by Sister Roboto of lefthandhorror.com “In this blend of psychological thriller and courtroom drama, Emily Rose (played by Jennifer Carpenter) is a 19-year-old college student who begins displaying bizarre and troubling behavior; as her actions become increasingly destructive and shocking, Emily begins speaking in strange tongues and destroying religious symbols that surround her.” If you generally find yourself being sucked into courtroom dramas and have the slightest interest in demon possession, I highly recommend this film. Normally, I’m not […]

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