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The Worst 2012 Album: Nickelback’s Album from 2011′Here and Now’

December 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Even Caucasian internet Jesus hates Nickelback. Our least favorite “rockers” didn’t have a new album this year. Their last album, however, has created a Suck Vortex that pushed some of their 2011 suck into this year. Scientists agree that the suck is likely to carry over to 2013, which is a mere five and half hours away. Not only have Nickelback shattered the illusion of linear time travel*, but now early reports claim the bands’ relationship with Satan ended earlier […]

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Categories: Music, Music Video, Nickelback Sucks • Tags: Music

Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne Announce Engagement: Christmas Officially Cancelled

August 22, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I try to report the news as little as possible, no one really gives a shit about celebs and their attention-whoring lifestyles – no one cool any way. Well, today lefthandhorror.com feels compelled to warn our loyal fans and humanity as a whole that Nickelback’s “singer”, Chad Kroeger, and fellow Canadian “rocker/bad girl”, Avril Lavigne, have announced their engagement. Let that sink in for a minute. Cool? Begin panicking. Local Canadians outside the Chad Kroeger […]

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Fister Roboto Versus Nickelback: Irony Police Content

July 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I don’t know what you guys do for a living, well, I do know Bub McKee (oldgamereviewer) drives a questionable candy van on the weekends, but that’s beside the point. My point is that my job is hectic, chaotic, high volume, and when the weekend arrives – it is so time to party. My wife, Mrs. Roboto, and I decided to check into a beautiful 1930′s era German Tudor hotel in Mariemont, Ohio this weekend. […]

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Nickelback Sucks – Part 2

July 15, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Oh, Nickelback, will your inept music making ever end? If you’re new to this site, here’s a few things to establish content. I love horror movies and television, comic books, gaming, craft beer, and metal. If you take all of the things I love and combine them, and THEN use that love as direct oppositional force for hate – here you find my contempt for Nickelback. Some people are passionate about their prized garden, their […]

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Fister Debuts a New Weekly Feature: Nickelback Sucks

June 14, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com There are few things I hate more than Nickelback. Cancer, rapists, child murderers, Jar Jar Binks, well, Jar Jar might be a tie. Chad Kroeger and his crew of big rock stars are a portrait of everything wrong with music. For example: Numero uno: terrible, terrible music. Learn a fourth chord already. Chad Kroeger. So self-explanatory. Terrible lyrics. We understand – writing about getting laid is super creative. People seem to like them. For real, […]

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The Worst 2012 Album: Nickelback’s Album from 2011′Here and Now’

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Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne Announce Engagement: Christmas Officially Cancelled

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Fister Roboto Versus Nickelback: Irony Police Content

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Nickelback Sucks – Part 2

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Fister Debuts a New Weekly Feature: Nickelback Sucks

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