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FX to Deliver Official Halloween Event for ‘American Horror Story: Coven’

March 28, 2013 by Fister Roboto

(fan made poster) FX promises fans a Halloween event on par with the first two seasons, debuting on Halloween of course. This isn’t really news unless you obsess over this show like myself. The big news was the announcement of Kathy Bates going one-on-one with Lange in the arch-enemy department. Returning this season are Frances Conroy, Taissa Farmiga, Lily Rabe, Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters in the witch-friendly (not so friendly?) city of New Orleans. Any early predictions, speculations, or […]

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Supernatural, Television, Television News • Tags: horror news, horror televison

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Zak Bagans/Ghost Adventures is Interactive and Sh*t

December 5, 2012 by Fister Roboto

From the Press Release: Fans of Travel Channel’s hit series “Ghost Adventures” will have a chance to “co-star” alongside their favorite paranormal investigators during the launch of the network’s first-ever dual-screen interactive viewing event premiering on Friday, December 7 at 9:00 p.m. ET/PT. During this special episode featuring Mineral Wells, Texas (also known as “Crazy Town”), a live on-air social media feed will be integrated throughout the show. The series’ paranormal investigators – Zak Bagans, Nick Groff, and Aaron Goodwin […]

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Do We Care About IFC Picking Up “My Amityville Horror” Documentary?

November 9, 2012 by Fister Roboto

A large amount of us think the Amityville Horror was just some bullshit concocted over a bottle of wine, at least that’s what Weber claimed “I know this book is a hoax. We created this horror story over many bottles of wine.” The Lutzes’ hoax lawsuit was less than successful with Judge Weinstein dismissing the Lutzes’ claims in September 1979 and observed in his ruling: “Based on what I have heard, it appears to me that to a large extent the […]

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Categories: Haunted Lore, Horror, Trailers • Tags: Documentaries, horror films

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Happy Halloween from All the Ghouls at Left Hand Horror!

October 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Happy Halloween, guys! Thanks so much for making this Left Hand Horror’s busiest month thus far. I’ve had such a great time watching and reviewing all of these trashy and classy horror films, interviewing and featuring guest writers, and drawing on my old Midwestern Samhain roots. I appreciate all the support from the guys at grizzlybomb.com and Henry at geeksoulbrother.com – we have a good thing going here and it’s only going to get better. So, again, thank you. Carve […]

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain

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Halloween (1978) Movie Review – 2012 Theatrical Run

October 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by John Carpenter & Debra Hill Directed by John Carpenter Starring: Donald Pleasence, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Tony Moran A psychotic murderer institutionalized since childhood for the murder of his sister, escapes and stalks a bookish teenage girl and her friends while his doctor chases him through the streets. Original theatrical release 10/25/78 What a Halloween treat to see this in the theaters as an adult. Featuring a new ten minute documentary titled You Can’t Kill the […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Hall of Fame, Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Retro Movie Review, Trailers • Tags: horror films, horror movie reviews, Retro Horror

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Fister’s Frankenbeers: Southern Tier’s Creme Brulee + Pumking “The Fister Brulee”

October 29, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I haven’t seen anyone claim a name, so forever call this “The Fister Brulee”®. Discovered by accident in the Fister Beer Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, The Fister Brulee is a blend of 60% Southern Tier Creme Brulee and 40% Southern Tier Pumking. This blend can be reversed depending on your preference. The Pumking, rich with buttery, vanilla notes, makes for a perfect Halloween treat when the sweet vanilla and milk lactose tones of the Creme Brulee enter the […]

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Categories: Beer, Halloween, Insane in the Samhain • Tags: craft beer

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Marilyn Manson “This is Halloween”

October 27, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com

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Categories: Fister's Devil Music of the Day, Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Metal, Music, Music Video • Tags: horror, horror films

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Fister’s Halloween Favorites: Mean Ass Practical Jokes Part I

October 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I grew up in a little Illinois town by the name of Farmer City. Yeah, that’s a real place. When my friends and I were 20-21 years old, we had one main hobby: drinking and driving around the flat rural roads outside of town. I’m not condoning this behavior in any way, I’m simply stating that’s all there was to do. Well, that’s all we liked to do might be more accurate. If you’ve never been in rural […]

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Random, Uncategorized • Tags: horror, pranks

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Bad Ass Halloween Light Shows: Extreme Home Edition

October 22, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com These people obviously have much more time and patience than me. Some of these make me jealous, but then I just remember how much of a pain in the ass it would be. Here’s a handful of view worthy videos, I’m sure you’ll recognize one of these guys from his insanely choreographed Christmas lights. Enjoy.

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Trick ‘r Treat (2009) Movie Review

October 21, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed by Michael Dougherty Starring: Anna Paquin, Brian Cox, and Dylan Baker Four interwoven stories that occur on Halloween: An everyday high school principal has a secret life as a serial killer; a college virgin might have just met the one guy for her; a group of teenagers pull a mean prank; a woman who loathes the night has to contend with her holiday-obsessed husband. If there’s one anthology you need to catch this Halloween season, […]

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Categories: Cult Movies, Halloween, Haunted Lore, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Movie Reviews, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror films, horror trailers

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Bad Ass Gourds n’ Sh*t: Awesome Pumpkins & Jack O’ Lanterns

October 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Are you kidding me? Look at some of these intricately carved pumpkins from the world over. These people have my utmost respect. I buy that damn carving kit every year and suddenly begin hacking at my pumpkin like some old woman in the black and white portion of an infomercial. “Don’t have the strength or dexterity for all that constant arm movement?” This seasonal ritual of frustration and deeply rooted laziness always ends the same – I carve […]

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Horror Art, Insane in the Samhain • Tags: Halloween, horror

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Rob Zombie’s ‘Halloween’ (2007) Movie Review

October 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed Rob Zombie (1978 Halloween written & directed by John Carpenter) Starring: Daeg Faerch, Scout Taylor-Compton, Malcolm McDowell, and Tyler Mane After being committed for 17 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution (where he was committed as a 10-year-old) and he immediately returns to Haddonfield, where he wants to find his baby sister, Laurie. Anyone who crosses his path is in mortal danger. Before I even […]

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Movie Reviews, Trailers • Tags: horror, Retro Horror

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Ghouls Gone By – Vintage Halloween Images from our Childhoods

October 10, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I get a little more excited/nostalgic with every new post during October. I come by Halloween as naturally as diabetes; it was just in there. I don’t think a horrors of diabetes website would be this much fun though. Quick to get myself back on track: Halloween is awesome, always has been and it always will be. My Illinois hometown had a little dime store called Hornsbys’, and they did Halloween right. I can smell the musty wood […]

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Categories: General, Halloween, Horror, Horror Art, Insane in the Samhain, Random • Tags: 1970's, Halloween, mem

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‘The Amityville Horror’ (1979) Movie Review

October 4, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Sandor Stern and based on the novel by Jay Anson Directed by Stuart Rosenberg Starring: James Brolin, Margot Kidder, and Rod Steiger “For God’s sake, GET OUT!” was the ad campaign for the 1979 shocker The Amityville Horror. The film was based on the allegedly true story of the luckless Lutz family, who move lock, stock, and barrel into a new home, only to find that it is possessed by the demonic spirits […]

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Categories: Cult Movies, Films/Movies, Fister's Hall of Fame, Haunted Lore, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Movie Reviews, Retro Movie Review, Trailers

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Adam Green Gives Michael Myers ‘Driving Lessons’

October 2, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com “Maybe someone around here gave him lessons!” Adam Green delivers us this “deleted scene” from the 1978 classic Halloween. Kane Hodder (Jason Vorhees) dons the Kirk mask for this hilarious bit that spoofs Dr. Loomis’ flustered comment regarding Myers quick study on driving. Learners Permit be damned, small pets and old ladies are mere speed bumps on The Shape’s fast lane progress to stalk Strode. Excellent work!

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Trailers

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‘The Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror XXIII’ TV Promo

October 2, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com The Simpsons continue the trend of airing their Halloween special before October 31! TOH XXIII airs Sunday, October 7th at 8pm EST on FOX. This year looks great! “Destined to be yet another classic Halloween-themed episode of THE SIMPSONS, in the opener of the 23rd annual “Treehouse of Horror,” we go back to ancient times when a Mayan Homer and Marge are witnesses to the prediction by ancient calendar makers that 2012 will be the end of the […]

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Categories: Animated, Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Promo, Television • Tags: animated horror, Halloween, horror

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Fister Interviews: Amanda Tullos from ‘Mandy’s Morgue of Horror’

October 1, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Kicking off October we have horror blogger supreme, Miss Amanda Tullos from mandysmorgueofhorror.com. Amanda is the sole editor at her website where she shares her love of all things horror. Through a series of mean-spirited tricks, I somehow convinced her to share her talents as a contributor here at Left Hand Horror, and the rest is horror history. She still thinks our “binding” contract is a real thing, so no one tip her off. I’ve designed a series […]

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain, Interviews

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Fister’s First Annual ‘Insane in the Samhain: 31 Day Horrorfest’ is Coming

September 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com It’s almost here, kids… The onslaught begins in less than one hour – Midnight EST.

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Insane in the Samhain

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Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween is Coming…

September 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com That’s right kids, don’t think I’m not anxiously aware of October 1st on the horizon. When October hits, so will the first official Fister’s 31 Days of Halloween! All month-long we’ll be devoting our time and efforts to bringing you a no holds barred horror overload. The unholy month is going to be filled with (but not limited to): New theatrical horror movie reviews Retro horror movie reviews The best in seasonal craft beers The metal/horror connection including […]

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Categories: Beer, Comic Reviews, Cult Movies, Halloween, Haunted Lore, Horror, Horror Art, Interviews, Mandy's Morgue of Horror, Metal, Movie Reviews, Music, Retro Movie Review, Retro Movies, Sister Roboto, Television, Television News, Televison Reviews, Trailers, Video Games • Tags: Halloween, horror, Horror Comics, Retro Horror

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The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XXIII Poster!

September 19, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I LOVE this time of year! “Destined to be yet another classic Halloween-themed episode of THE SIMPSONS, in the opener of the 23rd annual “Treehouse of Horror,” we go back to ancient times when a Mayan Homer and Marge are witnesses to the prediction by ancient calendar makers that 2012 will be the end of the world. In “The Greatest Story Ever Holed,” the first of three spine-chilling stories, the Springfield Subatomic Supercollider creates a […]

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Categories: Animated, Halloween, Horror, Horror Art, Promo, Television News • Tags: Animated, horror

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Halloween Articles You’ll Never See From Fister Roboto

September 10, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Halloween and Fall, with all their beauty and inherent evil are a double-edged sword. One second you’re watching The Devil’s Rejects and sipping a stout – five minutes later you’re watching Martha Stewart “spook” up some traditional New England seasonal nuts or some shit. Pass. Pass so hard. Get to the 13 days of Halloween and freaking eight hour Ghost Adventures marathons in the middle of the night. Let’s see what we can completely rule out of my […]

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Categories: Halloween, Haunted Lore, Horror, Trailers • Tags: Halloween, Humor

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Fister’s Halloween PSA: Avoiding Ghost Rapes

September 9, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Well, kids, it’s nearly fall again, and with Halloween comes my free public service announcement. This time we’re exploring the dark topic of ghost rapes. We’ve all come close to an unwanted spectral visitor. You’re probably wondering how you put yourself at risk. Believe it or not, the number one reason American’s are ghost raped is from breaking email forward chains. Those chains warn you explicitly that breaking the chain will send impending trouble your way. My best […]

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Fall is the Best Season and Nickelback Still Sucks

September 3, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com “The days may not be so bright and balmy—yet the quiet and melancholy that linger around them is fraught with glory. Over everything connected with autumn there lingers some golden spell—some unseen influence that penetrates the soul with its mysterious power.” – Northern Advocate I love the fall. No other season comes close to the autumnal glory of fall. Labor Day is the final nail in the coffin of meteorological summer and I will not mourn thee, summer. […]

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Raven’s Hollow – A Great Halloween Short from Daredevil Films (2011)

August 14, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com If you run a horror site, you can identify with the overwhelming amount of review requests we receive. Something about Raven’s Hollow stuck with me today, and I found myself excited to get home and check it out. I’m so glad I did. Billy, his sister Lisa, and her boyfriend Mike, spend a night at a drive-in theatre after trick-or-treating on Halloween. When Billy threatens to walk home through an old cornfield, Mike tells him […]

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The Day in Horror History: The Blair Witch Project 7/30/99

July 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com If you’re a horror fan – you remember the first time you saw the wonderfully understated film “The Blair Witch Project”. I had just come off the 1999 Summer Phish Tour. It was hot and my body was thrilled to be back amongst the land of air conditioning. After spending what felt like an entire night googling this movie along with The Bell Witch and The Black Hills – I was ready to see this […]

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Ghost Adventures: A Raw Documentary into the Paranormal

July 24, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com You’re missing out if you’ve never seen Ghost Adventures. If you have any interest in  paranormal research, please give this show some time. Ghost Adventures is an ongoing show on the Travel Channel that follows three paranormal researchers, Zak Bagans, Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin as they travel across the world documenting reported haunted hot spots. The hour-long episodes feature the trio traveling to a new location every week where they’re locked in for the […]

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Grant Wilson Hangs Up His EVP Meter

February 16, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com *Gasp* Grant Wilson announced at the end of Ghosthunters last night that he was leaving the show after eight years of helping define a new television genre. He states… “It is with mixed emotion that I am announcing my departure from the cast of Ghost Hunters. While paranormal investigating has always been and will remain a passion for me, after enjoying nearly eight successful seasons on television, I have made the decision to leave the […]

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Movie (2012)

January 9, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter explores the secret life of our greatest President, and the untold story that shaped our nation. Visionary filmmakers Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov (director of Wanted) bring a fresh and visceral voice to the blood-thirsty lore of the vampire, imagining Lincoln as history’s greatest hunter of the undead.” The screenplay is by Seth Grahame-Smith, based on his novel of the same name. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opens June 22, 2012. The […]

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Ghosthunters Episode 723 “Distillery of Spirits” Tonight on SyFy

November 16, 2011 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Tonight the Ghosthunters gang explores the Buffalo Trace Distillery in Frankfort, Ky, also known as “the birthplace of Fister Roboto.” I’m sure they won’t catch anything but a moderate bourbon buzz, but hey, it sounds like fun. Tune into SyFy tonight at 9pm EST for the some nice Kentucky history. You can watch a promo for the episode right here.

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Promising Halloween Week Programming Pt 3

October 29, 2011 by Fister Roboto

Article by Fister Roboto of lefthandhorror.com The horror continues. Literally. Saturday, October 19th: 1408 TNT 9pm EST Zombies: A Living History History Channel 9pm EST   Halloween II (RZ) The Movie Channel 9pm EST The Real Story of Halloween History Channel Midnight EST    

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Haunted Locations: Bobby Mackey’s Music World Wilder, KY

October 19, 2011 by Fister Roboto

Article by Fister Roboto of lefthandhorror.com and compiled from many online Bobby Mackey resources. Bobby Mackey’s Music World is a thriving  honky tonk nightclub right off the Licking River in Wilder, KY. Mackey’s holds the prestige of being considered the most haunted bar in America. Originally built to be a slaughter house, the building had a killing floor and a rumored bottomless pit that was intended to catch the draining blood. After the business was abandoned in 1890 a rumored […]

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