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The Devil’s Rejects (2005) Movie Review

October 9, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed by Rob Zombie Starring: Sid Haig, Sheri Moon Zombie, Bill Moseley, William Forsythe, Leslie Easterbrook, Ken Foree, and Matthew McGrory The murderous, backwoods Firefly family takes to the road to escape a vengeful police force which isn’t afraid of being as ruthless as their target. I’m not sure where to start with a film I love so much. I’m a Rob Zombie fan, and with the exception of Halloween II (at least the bulk of […]

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‘The Amityville Horror’ (1979) Movie Review

October 4, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Sandor Stern and based on the novel by Jay Anson Directed by Stuart Rosenberg Starring: James Brolin, Margot Kidder, and Rod Steiger “For God’s sake, GET OUT!” was the ad campaign for the 1979 shocker The Amityville Horror. The film was based on the allegedly true story of the luckless Lutz family, who move lock, stock, and barrel into a new home, only to find that it is possessed by the demonic spirits […]

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The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976) Movie Review

August 5, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by Nicolas Gessner Written by Laird Koenig (novel & screenplay) Starring: Jodie Foster, Martin Sheen and Alexis Smith Rynn Jacobs is a thirteen-year-old girl who lives in a secluded house that she and her father have rented in a quiet seaside community. But whenever anybody from the town tries to satisfy their curiosity, Rynn’s father is never around, and it seems as if the girl is all alone. Rynn’s resourcefulness is put to the […]

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The Bad Seed (1956) Moview Review

July 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by Mervyn LeRoy Written by John Lee Mahin Starring: Nancy Kelly, Patty McCormack, Henry Jones, Eileen Heckart, and William Hopper An ideal housewife begins to suspect her loving adolescent daughter may be a heartless killer. HOLY FRICK. I remembered bits and pieces of this movie, but I watched this as a teenager on a date. My mind was on second base and not the second act. Now that I’ve watched this as an adult […]

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The Gift (2000) Movie Review

July 29, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed by Sam Raimi Written by Billy Bob Thornton & Tom Epperson Stars: Cate Blanchett, Katie Holmes, Keanu Reeves, Giovanni Ribisi, Greg Kinnear, Hilary Swank, Michael Jeter, Gary Cole, J.K. Simmons, and Rosemary Harris. When Jessica King goes missing, all eyes turn to Annabelle Wilson. Not as a murder suspect, but as a clairvoyant. Many of the towns folk go to Annabelle for help, and Jessica’s fiancée, Wayne Collins, turns to Annabelle for possible guidance. […]

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Near Dark (1987) Movie Review

March 1, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com In one hot hungry kiss, he gave her everlasting love. She gave him everlasting life A mid-western farm boy reluctantly becomes a member of the undead when a girl he meets turns out to be part of a band of southern vampires who roam the highways in stolen cars. Part of his initiation includes a bloody assault on a hick bar. Written by Kathryn Bigelow, Eric Red Directed by Kathryn Bigelow Caleb Colton (Adrian Pasdar) […]

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Sister’s “The Descent” Movie Review (2005)

February 24, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com A group of close female friends on a yearly adventure vacation find themselves trapped and hunted in a series of caves by an unknown force that lurks in the shadows in The Descent, the second horror feature from Dog Soldiers writer/director Neil Marshall. After suffering a devastating car crash one year before, Sarah (Shauna Macdonald) is lured to the States with her friend Beth (Alex Reid) to a special spelunking trip by the fearless Juno […]

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I Saw the Devil Movie Review

February 6, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Hoon-jung Park Directed by Jee-woon Kim Kyung-chul (Choi Min-sik) is a dangerous psychopath who kills for pleasure. He has committed infernal serial murders in diabolic ways that one cannot even imagine and his victims range from young women to even children. The police have chased him for a long time, but were unable to catch him. One day, Joo-yeon, daughter of a retired police chief becomes his prey and is found dead in […]

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Red, White & Blue Movie Review (Spoilers)

November 8, 2011 by Fister Roboto

Article by Fister Roboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed by Simon Rumley Okay. What the moral of this story? Love will make you do crazy things. Sin begets sin. No good dead goes unpunished. Don’t mess with Texas. RWB is a 2010 horror movie by Simon Rumley. Once again, this one went under my radar. That’s okay because it just made finding this awesome flick that much better. Thanks to CM for pointing me in the right direction once again. […]

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The Devil’s Rejects (2005) Movie Review

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‘The Amityville Horror’ (1979) Movie Review

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The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976) Movie Review

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The Bad Seed (1956) Moview Review

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The Gift (2000) Movie Review

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Near Dark (1987) Movie Review

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Sister’s “The Descent” Movie Review (2005)

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I Saw the Devil Movie Review

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Red, White & Blue Movie Review (Spoilers)

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