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WTF? Metallica Releases New Trailer and Imax Poster for “Through the Never”

May 23, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Finally, this half-assed Black album song is a ….film? Did I read or write that correctly? Turns out that I did. This looks like quite a bit of Metallica cash was spent on this and it does pique my interest. As much as I think Metallica suck right now, well, for the last decade or more, they are still Metallica after all, so count me in for the Metallica horror movie. Check out the synopsis. “As the band performs its […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Metal, Movie News, Music, Promo, Trailers • Tags: Heavy Metal, horror films

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New Red & Green Band Trailers for ‘V/H/S/2′

May 22, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Wow. That was fast. Magnet picked up the new V/H/S/2 after Sundance, and have this deeper look into modern horror. The synopsis is chilling. Part 2 hits VOD on 6/6 and limited theatrical release on 7/12. Either way – go see it. Check out my review of the first film here to wet your whistle. “Inside a darkened house looms a column of TVs littered with VHS tapes, a pagan shrine to forgotten analog gods. The screens crackle and pop […]

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New ‘Byzantium’ Trailer Looks Like a Legit Vampire Flick

May 22, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Vampire movies…sick to death of them. There’s way too many Twilights and soft core fluff than actual solid vampire films. The Let the Right One In and Near Dark‘s are few and far between. Byzantium, however, looks like a rather intriguing and well-assembled undead killer. “On the run for murder, two young “sisters” arrive penniless at an English seaside town. Clara is a fiercely modern woman who has her eyes on the future and no time for the past. Teenager […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Movie News, Supernatural, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror films, horror trailers

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Late to the Party Movie Reviews: ‘Donnie Darko’

May 22, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Richard Kelly Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Holmes Osborne, Mary McDonnell, Drew Barrymore, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Jenna Malone A troubled teenager is plagued by visions of a large bunny rabbit that manipulates him to commit a series of crimes, after narrowly escaping a bizarre accident. Do I really have to write SPOILERS for a film released over a decade ago? I didn’t start this blog until October of 2011, so it’s safe to assume there is an entire […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Indie Films, Movie Reviews, Retro Movie Review, Retro Movies, Sci Fi, Trailers • Tags: Movie Review, Science fiction

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Jennifer Lawrence Blue Herself in ‘Arrested Development’ Anticipation

May 21, 2013 by Fister Roboto

It’s true. It’s not. She is in the middle of filming X-Men: Days of Future Past, the latest Marvel offering from director, Bryan Singer. Is it creepy that I find her shape-shifting alter ego this hot? Jennifer has turned into such a geeky media darling, I don’t think it would matter what she was doing. What a terrible job btw. What do you do? Oh, me? I keep Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique makeup perfectly swabbed to her muff. Cool. Probably a […]

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‘Bubba Ho-Tep’ Movie Review

May 20, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Don Coscarelli Starring: Bruce Campbell, Ossie Davis, Ella Joyce Elvis and JFK, both alive and in nursing homes, fight for the souls of their fellow residents as they battle an ancient Egyptian Mummy. If that synopsis isn’t already a deal-breaker for you, there’s hope you might find this classic B Movie to be more of an A+ Movie. It’s just like it sounds: Elvis is convalescing at a Texas nursing home after trading identities with an […]

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Categories: Cult Movies, Films/Movies, Horror, Movie Reviews, Supernatural, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror movie reviews, horror trailers, Retro Horror

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Today in Horror: The 10th Anniversary of the ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Series Finale

May 20, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Damn, geeks have gotten old. It’s been a decade since the life and death series finale that ended with the culmination of season seven. I recorded this show every week on my state of the art Sony VHS player. Feel old again? To this day, there is no geek-themed action/drama show that moves me in the way this one does. Supernatural has tons of heart and soul, and gives me the occasional goosebumps, but Buffy…oh, my dear trope-crushing Buffy Summers. […]

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Categories: Horror, Retro Television, Supernatural, Television, Thriller, Trailers • Tags: horror televison, horror trailers, Retro Horror

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‘Triangle’ Movie Review: WTF on the High Seas

May 19, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Christopher Smith Starring: Melissa George, Liam Hemsworth, Rachael Carpani, Emma Lung, Michael Dorman, Henry Nixon and oshua McIvor Murder strikes the Bermuda Triangle in this gripping high-seas horror starring Melissa George, Liam Hemsworth and Rachael Carpani. Jess encounters the first of many bad omens when her car kills a seagull near the local harbor. Later that night, her yacht hits a storm, forcing her and her friends to board a mysterious deserted ship. The clock on […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Indie Films, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Trailers • Tags: horror films, horror movie reviews, horror trailers

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The Latest on ‘American Horror Story: Coven’

May 19, 2013 by Fister Roboto

I missed some cool horror news while I was sitting on my ass all last week. American Horror Story fans are an excitable bunch. We’re nowhere near the October debut, and the online pining is in full-effect. Ryan Murphy announced via Twitter that two very talented actresses have joined the season three cast. Angela Bassett and Patti LuPone are the newest additions since the announcement of Gabourey Sidibe and Kathy Bates. Also returning are series favorites: Jessica Lange, Taissa Farmiga, […]

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Categories: Horror, Supernatural, Television, Television News • Tags: horror news, horror televison

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‘Psycho’ Movie Review: Another Viewing After Watching ‘Bates Motel’

May 6, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Screenplay by Joseph Stefano Based on the novel by Robert Bloch Directed by Alfred Hitchcock Starring: Anthony Perkins, Vera Miles, John Gavin, and Janet Leigh A thirty-something secretary steals $40,000 from her employer’s client, and subsequently encounters a young motel proprietor too long under the domination of his mother. Here we are 53 years after the release of Psycho, and this film is still as relevant as ever. I’ve seen this film at least a dozen times if not more. […]

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Categories: Hall of Fame, Horror, Retro Movie Review, Television, Thriller, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror movie reviews, Retro Horror

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[Horror TV] Are We Ready for ‘True Blood’ Season 6? Full Trailer Inside

May 5, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Ladies and gentlemen, start your swamp boners: our favorite Bon Temp bang/gorefest starts up again on June 16 at 9PM EST. Everyone’s favorite deep-friend Shakespearean romp is back for its glorious sixth season. I pay for HBO and I’ve grown to like the sleazy but fun little show. The last, uh, four seasons have been suspect at best, but something about True Blood keeps me wanting to watch. It’s like calling into work with the flu and allowing your cable […]

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Official ‘Beneath’ Trailer is Up for a Vote

May 5, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Underwater monsters are hardly my favorite, but this might have some…bite to it. Sorry. Don’t judge – you’re the one that came here to watch a trailer about a lake monster. “When a bloodthirsty, underwater predator leaves a group of teens trapped on a leaking boat in the middle of a lake, the friends must choose between loyalty and survival in this monstrous morality tale from Fessenden.”

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‘Iron Man 3′ Movie Review

May 5, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written by Shane Black & Drew Pearce Directed by Shane Black Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Ben Kingsley, and Guy Pearce When Tony Stark’s world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution. Some Spoilers Less is more? Not when Tony Stark is involved. Iron Man 3 and his weird facial hair roared into theaters, announcing the official start of the summer blockbuster season. The final act […]

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‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Dishes the First Witch?

April 29, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Returning for the third season, American Horror Story dropped this casting bomb on the unsuspecting public today. We already know that Kathy Bates is taking the top honor of portraying Lange’s former bff, but who’s this newest Cajun centerpiece? Please welcome…Gabourey Sidibe. Lips are sealed on just whom or…what she’ll be, but Ryan Murphy had this to Tweet: “Thrilled to announce Oscar nominee Gabourey Sidibe is joining the cast of ‘American Horror Story: Coven,’”. Hell yes. Also returning this October […]

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‘Pacific Rim’ Wondercon Trailer Might Be the Most Bad Ass Thing Ever

April 29, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Seriously. Giant robots and monsters with del Toro at the helm? A world of yes. Instead of moaning and groaning that you missed it the first time, enjoy it now. Set a timer of 7/12. When an alien attack threatens the Earth’s existence, giant robots piloted by humans are deployed to fight off the menace.

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Categories: Films/Movies, Sci Fi, Trailers • Tags: Movie Trailers, Science fiction

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‘Errors of the Human Body’ Movie Review – Errors of Human Film Making

April 28, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written by Eron Sheean & Shane Danielsoen Directed by Eron Sheean Starring: Michael Eklund, Karoline Herfurth and Tómas Lemarquis When a potentially lethal virus is created within his new lab, Dr Geoff Burton is shocked to discover he is not only the unwitting cause, but also its first victim. I had such high hopes for this film, but it died before it ever lived. Content to showcase the protagonist’s emotional trauma over the breeding ground of the mad scientist genre, […]

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‘Hemlock Grove’ Season One Review: Like Sippin’ on Cristal at the Trailer Park

April 28, 2013 by Fister Roboto

A teenage girl is brutally murdered, sparking a hunt for her killer. But in a town where everyone hides a secret, will they find the monster among them? Minor Spoilers I know what this synopsis reminds me of, and if you’re anything like me, you kept an eye open for a young Federal agent that really liked coffee and pie. Much like Twin Peaks, the dying steel town of Hemlock Grove, PA, has suffered the death of a 17-year-old girl […]

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Official ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Trailer is Officially Boring

April 24, 2013 by Fister Roboto

I’ve run a little slow this week, so I’m just get around to checking out some of the latest trailers. Some have been great, but this new Thor trailer is completely underwhelming. Completely. Thor battles an ancient race of Dark Elves led by the vengeful Malekith who threatens to plunge the universe back into darkness after the events of The Avengers. Even the synopsis is boring. I suppose we’ll find out in November.

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Bates Motel S1E6 ‘The Truth’ Review

April 23, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Bates Motel is in full mid-season swing, kids. How many seasons can they keep this up until it’s time for an adult version of Norman Bates to cheerfully greet hotel guests is anyone’s guess. Last night’s episode ‘The Truth’ was a telling title. As I mentioned before, I’m not writing these Bates Motel recaps, giving you a play by-play, but rather reviewing the performances and story arcs in a generic fashion – hoping you’ll feel inclined to watch. Manipulation. Norman […]

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Official ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer # 3

April 22, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Please, please, please don’t suck. I get goosebumps watching that cape billow behind him. The Zack Synder comic book film opens 6/14 and stars Russell Crowe, Amy Adams, and of course, Henry Cavill as Superman himself.

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‘The Lords of Salem’ Movie Review: It’s More than Priest Rapes & Devil Dicks

April 21, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Rob Zombie Starring: Sheri Moon Zombie, Bruce Davison, Jeff Daniel Phillips, and Meg Foster Heidi, a radio DJ, is sent a box containing a record — a “gift from the Lords.” The sounds within the grooves trigger flashbacks of her town’s violent past. Is Heidi going mad, or are the Lords back to take revenge on Salem, Massachusetts? SPOILERS Fans of White Zombie have been aware of Rob Zombie’s distinctive visual style for years. Giant, creepy […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Movie Reviews, Supernatural, Trailers • Tags: horror films, horror movie reviews, horror trailers, occult, satanism

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Hemlock Grove S1E1 Review ‘Jellyfish in the Sky’

April 21, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Eli Roth has delivered 13 new episodes of the Netflix original series, Hemlock Grove, to our televisions and tablets; something horror fans were really excited about. After watching the pilot episode, I’m not sure where my former excitement stands. The set up sounds simple, or at the very least – done to death. A couple of gypsies move to Hemlock Grove, PA., a fate worse than death from what I’ve seen so far. Before the cinder blocks start to pile […]

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‘Deep South Paranormal’: As Crappy as it Sounds

April 20, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Amidst the rusted out tractors and long-dead cars, sets a lone chicken coop surrounded by a few good ‘ol boys. You see, before this team of Cajun ghost hunters can get to the investigation site, old Hart Fortenberg “The Godfather“, has to retrieve a lucky rooster feather to help protect the group from evil spirits. Somewhere in Nevada Zak Bagans is laughing his ass off. Finally, rednecks have a show that combines their love of playing guitar around the campfire […]

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Categories: Documentary, Horror, Supernatural, Televison Reviews, Trailers • Tags: Documentaries, horror televison

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First Official Poster for ‘Thor: The Dark World’

April 19, 2013 by Fister Roboto

As Marvel prepares to dominate the box office with a rapid assault of comic book themed movies, the new poster for Thor: The Dark World just landed. Blonde locks blowing in the snow and ice, the poster doesn’t give very much away. This is set approximately a year after The Avengers took place, but details are sparse. The film is slated for a winter 2013 release and there’s a trailer on deck within the next week or two. Add it […]

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Guess Who’s Seeing ‘The Lords of Salem’ on Friday?

April 17, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Duh, me. Who the hell did you think I was going to say? Joel Osteen? It makes me nervous when I hear the phrase “opening to a limited release” or, “This isn’t showing anywhere near me.” is what I hear. Thank God the local multiplex has already provided my anxious hands a ticket via Fandango. I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention, but I’m obsessed with this film. If it sucks, man, I don’t know what I’ll do. Maybe […]

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[Netflix Hidden Gems] Classic Albums: Black Sabbath ‘Paranoid’

April 16, 2013 by Fister Roboto

It puzzles me when I hear people say “Netflix streaming sucks – there’s nothing there.” Really? How limited your viewing options must be. I can find comedies, stand up, documentaries, and horror, of course, at any time. The lesson? Dig a little deeper and you’ll find hidden treasures like this. Formed in Birmingham, England in 1969. Black Sabbath can easily be considered the fathers of heavy metal. Bill Ward, Ozzy Osbourne, Geezer Butler, and Tony Iommi earnestly created the most […]

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Official Red Band Trailer for ‘No One Lives’

April 12, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Anchor Bay drops this in limited cities on 5/10. We all know how trailers can lie, but this looks carnage-filled to the max. Luke Evans, Lee Tergesen, Adelaide Clemens, Laura Ramsey, Lindsey Shaw, America Olivo, Beau Knapp, Derek Magyar, and Brodus Clay all star in this retro-vibe horror flick.

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A Left Hand Horror Interview with Colin Clarke – Creator of ‘Witchfinder’

April 10, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Left Hand Horror was lucky enough to watch the new Daredevil Films horror short: Witchfinder, recently, and I was blown away. Everything about Witchfinder screamed of my good old days of watching Hammer movies, glued to my parents giant console set back in the 70s and 80s. You can check out the full review here. After that’s piqued your interest, read the new interview with the man behind the film, Mr. Colin Clarke. Fister: Can you tell us how Daredevil […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Interviews • Tags: horror films, horror movie reviews, interviews

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’6 Souls’ Movie Review

April 10, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Directed by Måns Mårlind, Björn Stein Written by Michael Cooney Starring: Julianne Moore, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Jeffrey DeMunn A female forensic psychiatrist discovers that all of one of her patient’s multiple personalities are murder victims. She will have to find out what’s happening before her time is finished. Great, another science vs religion vs my attention span possession film. There are two reasons that make this film remotely entertaining, and that’s Julianne Moore and Jonathan Rhys Meyers – two fantastic […]

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A Left Hand Horror Interview with James Balsamo

April 8, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Left Hand Horror has a running partnership with East coast deviant/film maker, James Balsamo – he keeps me supplied with New York City hooker skin, and I pimp his murderous visions out to the masses Ad infinitum. It’s a wonderful arrangement. Our favorite Acid Bathian is now promoting his newest feature-length film, Cool as Hell, a low-budget instaclassic for fans of comic books, boobs, blood, metal, and demonic influence. James is a good guy and makes for great interviews, so […]

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‘Evil Dead’ Movie Review

April 6, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Directed by Fede Alvarez Written by Fede Alvarez & Diablo Cody Starring: Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Jessica Lucas Five friends head to a remote cabin, where the discovery of a Book of the Dead leads them to unwittingly summon up demons living in the nearby woods. The evil presence possesses them until only one is left to fight for survival. That was the longest Slayer video ever! Say what? That was a feature-length film? Well, shit. Gone are the charm […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Movie Reviews, Supernatural, Trailers • Tags: horror films, horror movie reviews, horror trailers

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New ‘Carrie’ Trailer isn’t F*cking Around

April 5, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Ah, high school, raging hormones, daily boners, popularity contests, and….pro-telekineses. Good times. In theaters October 18, “A reimagining of the classic horror tale about Carrie White (Chloë Grace Moretz), a shy girl outcast by her peers and sheltered by her deeply religious mother (Julianne Moore), who unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom.” Alex Russell, Ansel Elgort, Gabriella Wilde, Judy Greer and Portia Doubleday star along with Chloe Grace Moretz.  

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‘The Lords of Salem’ Clip Encourages…Goat Walking?

April 4, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Ballsy move, The Lords of Salem, just 15 days away from the release date, and here come the goat walking clips. I have no idea what I’m talking about or what any of this means, but it’s Rob Effing Zombie, so pay attention. All say this, the scope of the film looks wholly different from his other stuff, and I’m excited as hell. “From the singular mind of horror maestro Rob Zombie comes a chilling plunge into a nightmare world […]

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‘The Purge’ Trailer Okays All Crime One Night a Year

April 3, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Whoa. All crime is legal one night a year? Count me out. I’ll be murdering anyone that steps foot on my property. This looks intense. Writer/Director James DeMonaco leads the march to May 31. “In an America wracked by crime, the government has sanctioned an annual 12-hour period in which any and all criminal activity—including murder—is legal. The police can’t be called. Hospitals suspend help. It is one night when the citizenry regulates itself without thought of punishment. On this […]

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‘Evil Dead’ Freaks University of California the F*ck Out

April 2, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Want to see some reactions from the March 14 screenings?  “Just constant horror from, like, beginning to end..” says one exhilarated moviegoer. “I watched it through my sweatshirt.” remarks a random guy in a sweatshirt. People with pacemakers, those that might be pregnant, and Nickelback fans are discouraged to stay home. “In the much anticipated remake of the 1981 cult-hit horror film, five twenty-something friends who become holed up in a remote cabin where they discover a Book Of The […]

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Red Band Trailer & New Poster for ‘Maniac’!

April 2, 2013 by Fister Roboto

In theaters and VOD 6/21…let’s see if this lives up to the hype. “Just when the streets seemed safe, a serial killer with a fetish for scalps is back and on the hunt. Frank (Wood) is the withdrawn owner of a mannequin store, but his life changes when young artist Anna appears asking for his help with her new exhibition. As their friendship develops and Frank’s obsession escalates, it becomes clear that she has unleashed a long-repressed compulsion to stalk […]

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New Trailer for ‘The Conjuring’ is Going to Give Me a Heart Attack

April 2, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Seriously? This movie had better deliver after bringing us these intense ass trailers. Debuting n theaters July 19, “Before there was Amityville, there was Harrisville. Based on a true story, The Conjuring tells the horrifying tale of how world-renowned paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren were called upon to help a family terrorized by a dark presence in a secluded farmhouse. Forced to confront a powerful demonic entity, the Warrens find themselves caught in the most terrifying case of their […]

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‘Southern Gothic’ Movie Review

April 1, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Mark Young Starring: Yul Vazquez, William Forsythe, and Jonathan Sachar Hazel Fortune works in a strip club in the small Southern town of Redemption. Haunted by the death of his only daughter, Fortune has become a self-destructive, suicidal alcoholic, until he meets Starla Motes. Hazel’s downward spiral is interrupted when is befriended by Starlas daughter, Hope. But when Hope is kidnapped by Enoch Pitt, a ruthless, psychotic preacher on a bloody crusade, Hazel must make the […]

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‘You’re Next’ Official Trailer

March 31, 2013 by Fister Roboto

The only bad thing thus far is that we have to wait until 8/23 for more Adam Wingard. When the Davison family comes under attack during their wedding anniversary getaway, the gang of mysterious killers soon learns that one of victims harbors a secret talent for fighting back.  

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‘Room 237′ Movie Review

March 30, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Directed by Rodney Ascher Featuring: Bill Blakemore, Geoffrey Cocks, Juli Kearns, John Fell Ryan, Jay Weidner, and Buffy Visick A subjective documentary that explores the numerous theories about the hidden meanings within Stanley Kubrick’s film The Shining (1980). The film may be over 30 years old but it continues to inspire debate, speculation, and mystery. Nirvana for film fans, the poster boasts. That means much like Kurt Kobain, you’re likely to see something you enjoy rapidly erode until you just […]

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Categories: Documentary, Films/Movies, Horror, Horror Art, Movie Reviews, Trailers • Tags: horror films, horror movie reviews, horror trailers

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Want to See a Bad Ass Werewolf Transformation from ‘Hemlock Grove’?

March 30, 2013 by Fister Roboto

The 4/19 premiere of Eli Roth’s Netflix exclusive series, Hemlock Grove, is growing closer. In this clip, we get to see the flesh-splitting, bone-rending transformation from man to wolf. It’s gross, intense, and clearly crafted for the horror crowd. If there was ever a non-prick tease of a horror series clip – it’s this one – they put it all out there. The series stars Famke Janssen, Dougray Scott, Bill Skarsgård, Landon Liboiron, Penelope Mitchell, and Freya Tingley. “Hemlock Grove […]

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‘Witchfinder’ Short Film Review

March 30, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Written & Directed by Colin Clarke Starring: Dave Juehring & Valerie Meachum A small community lives in fear of the satanic evil that festers within the dark forests that surround their small village. One night, a love-struck villager ventures into the oppressive woods in search of forbidden magic and ancient rites. To aid them, the townsfolk enlist the aid of William Thatcher Blake, a witch hunter whose arrival stirs a cauldron of terror that threatens to engulf them all in […]

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Fister Friday: Get in the ‘Evil Dead’ Mood with Several Film Clips

March 29, 2013 by Fister Roboto

I can’t believe this hits theaters next Friday, April 6th! All signs point to this being the shit. It’s been a long time since I’ve been to a horror movie on an opening Friday night, but this is so on. “In the much anticipated remake of the 1981 cult-hit horror film, five twenty-something friends who become holed up in a remote cabin where they discover a Book Of The Dead. An archaeologist’s tape recording reveals that the ancient text was […]

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The New UK trailer for ‘Kick Ass 2′

March 28, 2013 by Fister Roboto

This is a little watered down compared to the ‘Merican Red Band trailer, but it’s still a blast. More Hit Girl, more Hit Girl, more Hit Girl….make it your mantra. I feel terrible for every other girl who has to share a school with this kid. Not really. Catty high school bitches and Hit Girl should be a lot of fun.  

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Categories: Comics, Films/Movies, Promo, Trailers • Tags: comic books, Movie Trailers

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FX to Deliver Official Halloween Event for ‘American Horror Story: Coven’

March 28, 2013 by Fister Roboto

(fan made poster) FX promises fans a Halloween event on par with the first two seasons, debuting on Halloween of course. This isn’t really news unless you obsess over this show like myself. The big news was the announcement of Kathy Bates going one-on-one with Lange in the arch-enemy department. Returning this season are Frances Conroy, Taissa Farmiga, Lily Rabe, Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters in the witch-friendly (not so friendly?) city of New Orleans. Any early predictions, speculations, or […]

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Categories: Halloween, Horror, Supernatural, Television, Television News • Tags: horror news, horror televison

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Official ‘The Conjuring’ Poster Keeps it Old School

March 27, 2013 by Fister Roboto

I love a good one-sheet, and the newest teaser for The Conjuring brings some classic horror elements together. The creepy home is blanketed by ghostly woods, a gloomy grey sky, and a noose hanging from a baleful tree. I love the 1970′s retro horror vibe. It’s only missing Christopher Lee. “Before there was Amityville, there was Harrisville. Based on a true story, The Conjuring tells the horrifying tale of how world-renowned paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren were called upon […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Promo, Supernatural, Trailers • Tags: horror films, horror trailers, Retro Horror

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‘In Their Skin’ Movie Review

March 26, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Directed Jeremy Power Regimbal Written by Joshua Close Starring: Selma Blair, Joshua Close, James D’Arcy, and Rachel Miner The Hughes cottage vacation is violently interrupted by a family on a murderous and identity stealing journey, in search of the “perfect” life. I’m not a huge fan of the standard home invasion films. A bunch of nuts show up and before you know it, a lengthy game of cat and mouse plays out, and the wife is tied up with a […]

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Categories: Films/Movies, Horror, Indie Films, Movie Reviews, Thriller, Trailers • Tags: horror films, horror movie reviews, horror trailers

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‘Sushi Girl’ Movie Review

March 24, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Directed by Kern Saxton Written by Destin Pfaff, Kern Saxton Starring: Tony Todd, Noah Hathaway, James Duva, Mark Hamill, Sonny Chiba, Jeff Fahey, Danny Trejo, and Cortney Palm Fish has spent six years in jail. Six years alone. Six years keeping his mouth shut about the robbery, about the other men involved. The night he is released, the four men he protected with silence celebrate his freedom with a congratulatory dinner. The meal is a lavish array of sushi, served […]

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New ‘Evil Dead’ Clip Reminds You What Your Night Has in Store

March 23, 2013 by Fister Roboto

“You’re all going to die tonight..” Never a cool thing to hear when doors are flying open with ominous winds. Possession is not a victimless crime. I’ll be first in line to see this hopefully terrifying remake. Evil Dead hits theaters 4/5, an official week earlier than announced. The Deadites ain’t got time for that. “In the much anticipated remake of the 1981 cult-hit horror film, five twenty-something friends who become holed up in a remote cabin where they discover […]

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Hey, it’s New Mini-Trailers for Eli Roth’s ‘Hemlock Grove’

March 22, 2013 by Fister Roboto

Debuting solely on Netflix on 4/19, comes Eli Roth’s 13 episode horror series, Hemlock Grove. I’m excited for it and it’s a glorious time to sit back and blow through all 13 episodes on the gaming console of your choice. “Hemlock Grove is a riveting one-hour murder mystery that revolves around the residents of a former Pennsylvania steel town. When 17-year-old Brooke Bluebell is brutally murdered, any of Hemlock’s peculiar inhabitants – or killer creatures – could be suspects. Through […]

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Categories: Horror, Promo, Supernatural, Television, Television News, Trailers • Tags: horror, horror televison, horror trailers

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