Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com

Well, kids, meteorological summer ends this Friday when the clock strikes midnight. With one tick of the clock, summer and all of its personal and professional problems vanish in a puff of smoke. September ushers in the beginning of cooler temps. falling leaves, and the beginnings of fall. Screw you, summer, your hot ass weather and unsupervised children can suck it hard.