Pervert! (2005) Movie Review

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com

Directed by Jonathan Yudis

Written by Mike Davis

Starring: Mary Carey, Sean Andrews and Darrell Sandeen

A young man comes to spend the summer at the remote desert ranch of his father in hopes of repairing their estranged relationship only to find that he’s become a psychotic madman. But who is responsible for the bizarre murders James has uncovered? Hezekiah pins the blame on his son, and after a series of unexplainable incidents, James begins to doubt his own suspicions. Little does he know that the real killer lurks just under his nose.

Announcer: [voice-over] “The following movie has been rated “Horny Fourteen.” Pregnant women and men who already have an erection at this point in the film should leave the theater now.”

The only image from the movie I felt comfortable sharing

“People be gettin’ weird up in here.”

That quote could have been the actual movie synopsis. Pervert! is 90 minutes of nothing but old school TNA, violence against children, 70”s movie scores, and utter ridiculous. In a nutshell, you could say it does indeed smell like Russ Myers. It’s everything that’s right and wrong with American filmmaking – and that’s no easy feat.

Starring porn star, Mary Carey, Pervert! proves that Game of Thrones doesn’t have the most nudity per scene. This film can scarcely go a full minute without zooming in on someone’s boobs or ass. Thinly veiled as a horror movie, this contemporary exploitation movie doesn’t mind catering to the lowest common denominator, and why should it? It knows its strengths.

If you’re familiar with fart jokes, blood geysers, Nazi tattoos, nipples, gross outs, misogyny, or horrible acting; then there really isn’t much I can add here. Add this to your Netflix queue and get to making your own woman constructed of various questionable meat cuts. Pervert! is so terrible it transcends bad cinema.

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