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Southern Tier 2XIPA Beer Review

March 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com $9.99/Six Pack Style: American Double/Imperial IPA 8.20% ABV Serve at 50-55 Degrees Enjoyed from a snifter A: Pours a clear, golden color with two fingers of off-white foam. Lacing remains all the way down. S: Citrus, orange peel, a bit piney and sweet. This is already better than expected. T: Bready malt up front that fades to piney hops. Very earthy and bitter. Nice. M: Unexpectedly creamy, the perfect complement. O: This might be the […]

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Ween “Cold Blows the Wind” (All Request Live)

March 31, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Oh, Ween, how I love you… Bonus Ween. Boognish be praised.  

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Gossling “Hazard” (American Horror Story)

March 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I was scrambling so much to watch and analyze everything happening on the first, mesmerizing season of American Horror Story, that the music was something I came to appreciate much later. There is a lot of great music from the show, and I promise I’ll start giving them some rotation in Fister’s Devil Music of the Day section. This song, Hazard, is haunting. The minor key is the greatest thing music ever created, and this […]

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The Avengers Aliens Revealed… Just in Time for My Jazillionth Avengers Movie Article

March 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Marvel continues its policy of being super stingy with footage from the upcoming movie. Not sure if you heard, but it opens on May 4th. Sploosh. The new TV spot is pretty cool. Not only is there finally some clear footage of the mystery aliens, but The Hulk is beating the hell out of several of them. Any takers on how many more times Marvel can lure me into posting Avengers stuff? No one? Fine. […]

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Clive Barker’s Hellraiser (1987) Movie Review

March 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by: TheHorrorIntern   The name Clive Barker has become a household brand in the world of horror since his early writings in the horror genre beginning in the mid-80’s with The Damnation Game and The Hellbound Heart (a prequel to Hellraiser). When Clive Barker decided to turn his novella’s sequel into film, he had no idea just how iconic as well as frightening that his creation would become. The premise of Hellraiser (for those not educated) is based around […]

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Fister Roboto Interviews Deadhorse Comic Creators, Eric Grissom and Phil Sloan

March 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Left Hand Horror was lucky enough to shake down the super-creative team behind the amazingly engaging Deadhorse, Eric Grissom and Phil Sloan. 1. Murder! Suicide! Hand puppets! That’s a hell of a premise. How did Deadhorse come to life? Eric: I had an idea to build a story around a guy with a key to a safe deposit box that happened to be located in an abandoned Bob’s Big Boy. Lots of things changed and […]

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Fister Roboto and Lefthandhorror.com Attempted Buy Out: Rejected

March 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Who would have thought it? Last night I had the “pleasure” of speaking to a guy who worked for a very large and visible horror outlet. I was offered a chance to write reviews and articles for the popular website. Sounds great, right? Wrong. This offer came with a few stipulations. Let’s take a minute to check them out. 1. The part-time contributor position did have pay involved. A little less than $200 a month. […]

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House of Wax (2005) Movie Review

March 30, 2012 by SIster Roboto

Article by SisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Directed By: Jaume Collet-Serra In a town… not listed on any map… there is a place time has passed by.  The figures are molded with care, sculpted with precision, but there’s a reason they look so real… A bunch of college students are stranded in a small town where suffering for art takes on a whole new meaning in this tale of terror. Carly (Elisha Cuthbert) and her boyfriend, Wade (Jared Padalecki), have hit the […]

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Jennifer Lawrence, Sweaty and Busty in “House at the End of the Street”

March 30, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com “Oh, Dad, you watch The Vampire Diaries down here? I’m glad mom never lived to see this…” Sweaty, talented, and buxom, Jennifer Lawrence comes shrieking into our homes, hearts, and subconscious on 9/21/12 when the super creepy House at the End of the Street releases. House At The End Of The Street Trailer starring Jennifer Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue and Max Thieriot. The House at The End of The Street follows the story a newly divorced […]

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Zombieland (2009) Movie Review

March 29, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick Directed by Rueben Flieischer A shy student trying to reach his family in Ohio, and a gun-toting tough guy trying to find the Last Twinkie and a pair of sisters trying to get to an amusement park join forces to travel across a zombie-filled America. Zombieland is nothing if not charming. Adding new one-liners and tactically impossible situations, Zombieland scattershops itself into the finest zombie flick in recent […]

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Night Ranger “Don’t Tell Me You Love Me” (1982)

March 29, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Does it get any more metal than Night Ranger? Oh, thank God, yes, but I can own up to having a couple of Night Ranger albums on my iPod. I lived through the glorious age of metal when it was barely older than me, so I don’t mind sharing some street cred to balance out “Don’t Tell Me You Love Me”. Shut up. You’re not my real Dad. I loved hard rock videos in the […]

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Hype or Hope? Avengers vs. X-Men #0 Comic Book Review

March 29, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I’m not sure you guys heard about it, but there’s a really, really big Marvel-Crossover-Tie-In-Superbrawl-Event landing in April. You might think I’m talking about The Avengers movie (sploosh) that opens on May 4th, or maybe you thought I was mentioning Avengers Assemble. an appropriately timed new title. I am, of course, talking about the abundantly promoted Avengers vs. X-Men; it’s kind of a big deal. “AvX” will combine the threads of Children’s Crusade, Schism, and […]

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: System of a Down “Aerials”

March 28, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Another awesome song and visually striking video from SOAD. Love these guys.  

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Fister Receives Check from Marvel: Now More Avengers Pics

March 27, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Marvel, per their insidious ad campaign of having nerds everywhere do their marketing, dropped a bunch more Avengers related stuff today. I’ve dutifully done my part of the bargain. Your move, Marvel, your move… If this is your first time at my site, the greatest thing that has ever happened, opens on May 4th; it’s called “The Avengers”.    

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Warrior Soul “We Cry Out”

March 27, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Remember Warrior Soul? Liar. I would say less than 10% of my old school metal lovin’ friends were really into WS. There was something awesome about these guys and it’s still a little hard to define. I think they were lumped into some weird “acid punk” genre or something. Whatever, they were a metal band. I love the vocals, they have a very natural somber and earthy tone. The reverb-heavy guitar gets very very cool […]

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The Best Lines in Horror History

March 27, 2012 by mandymorgue

Article by Amanda Tullos from Mandy’s Morgue of Horror You know those nerdy people who can recite every line along with the characters of all of their favorite movies? Annoying right? I’m not ashamed to say that I am one of those dorky bastards who cannot get enough of movie quotes. In fact, I live and thrive off of them. Sue me. Yes, I can recite the entire script of Jeepers Creepers but I cannot remember the list of vocabulary […]

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Thanks, Fister Fans!

March 27, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Hey, friends, just a quick note to say “thank you” to everyone that sent me emails yesterday hoping for a quick mend. I do feel a lot better today, still have some sinus issues to address, but I’m sure things will be fine. I also owe a huge thanks to everyone for making lefthandhorror.com such a busy site. It was always my intent to have a blast as I share the best and worst of […]

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Todd and the Book of Pure Evil “Todd the Metal God” Review

March 27, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com A stoner metalhead named Todd Smith, his crushee Jenny, his best friend Curtis, and the geeky Hannah, search their high school for a mayhem-causing Satanic spell book, while being opposed by Atticus, the evil guidance councilor. A Fear.net original series. Tuesdays at 10pm EST. Someone PLEASE tell me why I haven’t been watching this show. It is literally pure awesome. Imagine a weird high school where the students seek out a book of pure evil, […]

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Fister’s Seasonal Allergy UnFunfest -We’re Closed Today

March 26, 2012 by Fister Roboto

I guess somewhere between the one eye that was swollen shut, and the impossible amount of pressure in my head has convinced me to stay on the couch and take pills all day. We’ll be back tomorrow with a new sponsorship from Zyrtec. Sorry.

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Stone Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale Beer Review

March 24, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com $8/Bomber Style: American Black Ale 8.7% ABV Serve at 40-45 Degrees Enjoyed from a pint glass A: Pours a thick, black color with a finger of foamy, tan, head that hangs out for quite a while. S: Very nice. Big burst of hops initially, grapefruit/orange, chocolate, roasted malts. A truly great balance. T: Wow. Powerful pine hops and roasted malts instantly. It kind of reminds me of FFF Alpha Klaus. Think a porter meets a […]

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The Strange Talent of Luther Strode #6 Comic Book Review

March 24, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Justin Jordan Art by Tradd Moore & Felipe Sobreiro New comic Wednesday is a great thing. Comic enthusiasts have new reading to look forward to once a week. I’m always excited to get my fresh stack, but this week, man, this week I was excited to get this book in my hands. I fell in love with a scrawny dork named Luther Strode just a few issues ago. Relax, not in a weird […]

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Tool “Prison Sex”

March 24, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I just never get sick of tool. Their sound has such a rich texture that I’m forever hearing new subtleties in songs I’ve heard a million times. Tool embodies a darkly unique visual approach that becomes part of the actual sound of the band. It’s comparable to Opeth creating a strong mental image of barren trees and thick fog blanketing the ground. So, I’m rambling. Enjoy some extra bonus Tool on your Saturday evening.

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Ratt “Lay it Down”

March 23, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Come on, don’t roll your elitist metal eyes, you jags. I know you had a cassette or vinyl copy of Out of the Cellar. There’s no shame in it… Well, there is a little shame in it, but so what? Ratt hit the 80′s metal scene with a power punch. By the time Out of the Cellar had done its damage, their first full-length studio album had earned them triple platinum status. I guess that’s […]

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The Walking De-Motivational Posters

March 23, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Holy shit, these were too funny to not share. Thanks to our intern, DJ PANTS, for the hook up.

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“Nobody Leaves” The Road

March 23, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com A twelve-year-old cold case is reopened when three teens are missing in an abandoned road. In the course of the investigation, deeper and gruesome stories of abduction and murders are discovered. After more than two decades, the secrets of the haunted road may finally be revealed. So, I’m a big lover of foreign horror flicks, and The Road looks troubling. The Road stars Carmina Villarroel, Rhian Ramos, TJ Trinidad, and Alden Richards and you can […]

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Categories: Foreign Films, Horror, Movie News

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Monster Magnet “Face Down”

March 22, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Oh, so many interstellar nights spent with the Super Judge album on repeat. It does things to people, you know? Those were some interesting evenings to put it mildly.

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Adam Green Talks Holliston with Mandy

March 22, 2012 by mandymorgue

Article by Amanda Tullos from Mandy’s Morgue of Horror It’s not everyday that one gets the chance to speak to someone that they admire. It’s also not everyday that a person you admire actually gives a damn about you or what you have to say. Well, horror director, Adam Green, is different than all of the rest for he goes above and beyond to give back to his fans. I was lucky enough to speak with the Hatchet director about […]

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Yikes, Lovely Molly…Not so Lovely

March 22, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com “When newlywed Molly Reynolds returns to her long-abandoned family home, frightful reminders of a nightmarish childhood begin seeping into her new life. She soon begins an inexorable descent into an evil that blurs the lines between psychosis and possession.” Lovely Molly is from the makers of The Blair Witch Project and opens to limited release on 6.18.12. This is getting some killer reviews during its run at SXSW 2012. Fingers crossed, kids. We all know […]

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The Initiation (1984) Movie Review

March 22, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Charles Pratt Jr. Directed by Larry Stewart Kelly Fairchild has become a college student and a member of the Delta Ro Kai sorority. During all her life, she has suffered from a nightmare where a man is burning. She meets an assistant professor who can help interpret the dream. The sorority’s initiation ritual is a nighttime breaking-and-entering into her father’s department store. I can’t think of a dumber movie I’ve seen lately. Don’t […]

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Lollipop Chainsaw & Resident Evil: Operation Racoon City

March 21, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com So, Lollipop Chainsaw releases this June and I couldn’t be any more excited for this blood-soaked gem. What’s the premise you ask? Well, it’s simple. Hot chick with a chainsaw + Zombies = awesome. I’ve read thirty articles about this game and watched every trailer and clip. I think this has me nearly as excited as the next Bioshock entry. Check out the trailer. If you love horror and console games, I can’t see a […]

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LOL HORROR

March 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I seem to have a growing folder of LOL HORROR images, so I thought I would share a few. Enjoy.

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Suicidal Tendencies “You Can’t Bring Me Down”

March 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Another classic old school album.

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Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale Beer Review

March 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Style: American IPA ABV 6.80% Serve at 45-50 Degrees F Enjoyed from a snifter A: Pours a dark amber with frothy tan head. S: Big amounts of citrus, grapefruit, orange peel, light lemon, piney with some a biscuit aroma hidden in the back. T: Giant wave of hops followed by a sweet flavor of caramel. Very mild alcohol burn. M: Creamy, medium-bodied with perfect carbonation. O: I’m sad to have officially cracked into my last […]

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Director Sevé Schelenz Talks SKEW and Found-Footage Craze

March 20, 2012 by mandymorgue

Article by Amanda Tullos from Mandy’s Morgue of Horror I think it’s extremely important to support indie filmmakers within the horror community because they are the ones who are actually trying to make new and unique films while thinking of the fans each step of the way. These writers and directors muster up all of their savings, blood, sweat and tears to deliver something worthwhile to the fans. One upcoming filmmaker, Sevé Schelenz, was nice enough to talk with me […]

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True Blood Season Five Faerie Frenzy: Oh, hai, Camilla Luddington

March 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Oh, Hai, Camilla Luddington (Californication), enjoy your upcoming nude scenes in HBO’s scrumptiously trashy, True Blood. Season Five is right around the corner, debuting in June, and it appears to be full of more faerie crap. Luddington will play Claudette, one of Claude’s (Giles Matthey) sisters, who gives Sookie some background on her new life as a powerful (snicker) Bon Temp faerie. As much as I hate this show, I have a weird love affair […]

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“Scare Dares” Pens an Open Love Letter to Horror

March 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com “Scare Dares” is the newest film from writer/director, Mike Flanagan. The creator of “Absentia” calls his newest project  “a love letter to horror”. “It’s my ‘thank you’ to King, Argento, Shimizu, Del Toro and of course, Lovecraft,” Flanagan said. “Scare Dares tells the tale of an estranged group of friends who kick-off a reunion weekend with a night of occult dares in the haunted hills of central California. As things start to go very wrong, they have […]

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Spellbinder (1988) Movie Review

March 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written by Tracey Torme Directed by Janet Greek Stars Tim Daly, Kelly Preston, and Rick Rossovich When Jeff and his friend rescue a young beautiful woman (Kelly Preston) from an apparently abusive boyfriend, the trouble starts. Jeff unknowing becomes involved with Miranda (Kelly) and the web of intrigue that follows her. Miranda is on the run from the witches coven (to which she belongs). Miranda tells Jeff of her situation, but not the entire truth. […]

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The Avengers Movie Conspires to Take Over My Website

March 20, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com May 4th is still a ways away, but Marvel insists on giving us new info every 30 minutes it seems. Today it’s tons of new pics from the movie. Enjoy.

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Beside the Dying Fire: The Walking Dead Season Finale Recap

March 19, 2012 by mandymorgue

Article by Amanda Tullos from Mandy’s Morgue of Horror AHHHH! I am literally still screaming from last night’s season two finale of The Walking Dead. So much was revealed and a fan favorite made an appearance just before the episode ended. The episode was filled with action and drama from start to finish and as Rick stated, “This isn’t a democracy anymore.” Not only has the group turned against him, he doesn’t seem to give a damn what they think […]

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Metallica “One”

March 19, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Remember when Metallica were just the most bad ass band in the world? There was no group therapy because Metallica had no feelings. They only cared about one thing: making the standard of thrash metal. Well, apparently they cared about a second thing…alcohol, since it nearly wrecked the band. The current version of this once awe-inspiring monster is hollow and uninspired to me. I’m not sure I actually think they’re capable of producing another masterpiece. […]

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New Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Trailer

March 19, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Say what you want, but Seth Grahame-Smith did a bang up job with his novel on which the film is based. It combines real American history with fictional accounts of the President’s life, and it does it seamlessly.Tim Burton also has his named stamped on this project. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter debuts on 6.22.12.

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New, Creepier Trailer for Snow White & the Huntsman

March 19, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Snow White is the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen. Unable to tolerate the insult to her vanity, the evil queen decides that Snow White must die. The queen sends a huntsman to kill Snow White. However the huntsman finds himself unable to murder the innocent you woman, and instead ends up training her to become a warrior capable of threatening the queen’s reign. A new, darker trailer for Snow White […]

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Queensryche “Take Hold of the Flame”

March 18, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com I have the tendency to go on and on about Queensryche, and they deserve it. The Warning remains in my top five metal albums of all time.If you’ve forgotten just how good it is, maybe this will jog your memory. Enjoy.  

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Bell’s Two Hearted Ale Beer Review

March 18, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com $11/Six pack Style: American IPA 7% ABV Serve at 45-50 Degrees Enjoyed from a tulip glass A: Pours a bright, copper color with a white, foamy head. S: Tons of citrus, grapefruit and orange, piney with a malty backbone. T: Big, bitter blast of hops, fades to a sweet, dry finish. Awesome IPA. M: Medium body and carbonation, very creamy, one of the best characteristics, dry finish with a hoppy bite. O: This is my […]

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The Skin I Live In (2011) Movie Review

March 18, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Written & Directed by Pedro Almodóvar Starring Antonio Banderas, Elena Anaya, and Jan Cornet A brilliant plastic surgeon, haunted by past tragedies, creates a type of synthetic skin that withstands any kind of damage. His guinea pig: a mysterious and volatile woman who holds the key to his obsession. Dr. Robert Ledgard (Banderas) is a gifted doctor and researcher in this bizarre soap opera of a horror film that delivers a modern-day version of Frankenstein […]

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Prometheus Trailer Gives Local Nerd High Blood Pressure

March 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com And that nerd is me. Between this and The Avengers, I just don’t know how to feel anymore. This must be what meth heads feel like, but less itchy. June 8th feels like it’s a million light years away.

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Fister’s Devil Music of the Day: Clutch “Burning Beard”

March 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com Photo courtesy of yours truly. 6/5/10 Lexington, KY Buster’s Backroom & Billiards. Instead of listening to some St. Patty’s Day Flogging Molly crap, give a real band some love. Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.

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Stone Brewing Arrogant Bastard Ale

March 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com $6/Bomber Style: American Strong Ale 7.2% ABV Serve at 50-55 Degrees Enjoyed from a pint  glass A: Pours a clear dark red with a finger of quickly fading froth. S: Strong, citrusy hops, caramel, dark fruits, plum, orange, a touch of honey. T: Wow. Sweet chocolate/coffee in the beginning that is aggressively taken over by hops. Grapefruit lingers long after the finish. M: Very full-bodied and creamy. Love it. Feels great to roll it over […]

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Sierra Nevada Hoptimum Beer Review

March 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com $9.99/Four Pack Style: American Double/Imperial IPA 10.40% ABV IBU: 100 (for real) Serve at 50-55 Degrees Enjoyed from a tulip glass A: Beautiful bright amber with a finger of sudsy foam, sticky lacing. S: Simply awesome. Big burst of piney resins and grapefruit immediately. Mango, pineapple, floral notes, little bit of alcohol and caramel mixed in for good measure. T: Nice! Juicy citrus, sweet malts give way to a crisp, hoppy finish. This is surprisingly well-balanced. […]

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Three Floyd’s Pride & Joy Beer Review

March 17, 2012 by Fister Roboto

Article by FisterRoboto of lefthandhorror.com y $9.99/SixPack Style: American Pale Ale 5% ABV IBU: 30 Serve at 40-45 Degrees Enjoyed from a pint glass A: Pours a very bright and clear, golden orange. Very little head. S: Crisp and citrusy, orange and mild grapefruit. T: Lighter than the regular Three Floyd’s brews. Crisp and hoppy with a malty backbone, very nice and even. M: Light with a bright, clean finish. Fits the rest of the beer perfectly. O: This isn’t […]

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